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Chapter 35: Weapon X Reboot
Several Weeks ago…
"Wade Wilson Wolverine's healing factor should heal your cancer," said the man.
"Should? Is this some kind of joke doc?" he asked.
"No it might have some side affects, you should be back to your job soon," said the man.
In a window observing the operation…
"Director, the Deadpool project should work quite well," said a Dr. Cornelius, "Side effects might be disfiguration, and maybe some side powers."
"Do it," he said.
"Yes sir," Cornelius responded.
In the operating room several hours later…
Wade woke up and stared at Dr. Cornelius, "Eh…what's up doc?"
"Oh your awake, the operation was a success," he said and paused for a second, "Well not completely there is some side effects."
"What side effects," not in a joking mood anymore.
"Well your face has been disfigured, and we believe there is some other mutation at work," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Well get me a mirror damn it!" he yelled at Cornelius.
Cornelius brought a mirror over and Wade Wilson looked at it he was shocked. It wasn't whom he remembered.
He left the room fast to his room. Dr. Cornelius went inside the observing station.
"So he is disfigured is that all?" asked the Director.
"I didn't tell him but he is mentally unstable," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Better not tell him, it is better he doesn't know," said the Director.
"Don't believe too much he says," said Cornelius, "His perception is slightly altered."
The next day…
"Cornelius give him this uniform," said the Director, "Also these adamantium swords and also these guns."
"Why may I ask sir?" asked Cornelius.
"He is going to a mission, I want him to find this legendary Loki," said the Director.
"Yes I will tell him," said the doctor.
Cornelius walked over to Wade's room and knocked.
Wade answered, "Yes doc?"
"Got something for ya," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Ooh look a pair of tights, No thanks I'm more of a river-stomp kind of person," said Wade, "Ballet is not my thing."
"No its your uniform," said Dr. Cornelius, "It should be bullet proof."
"Gotcha, look shiny," he pointed at the swords and guns, "Finders keepers."
He ripped the guns and swords from his hands.
"A mask to cover my disfigured face?" asked Wade, "Sweet man."
He put on the mask, "Who do I look like now?"
"Deadpool," said Dr. Cornelius.
"I was going to say Spider-man, but I will go with that," he said.
"Also here is some technology you can use," said Dr. Cornelius he held out a belt.
"They invented the belt already doc. Keeps your pants from falling down," said Wade.
"No, it's a teleporter," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Now it'll be easier to get snacks during commercial breaks," said Wade.
"Deadpool the Director wants you to locate Loki," said Dr. Cornelius, "Can you do that?"
"Easy, now whose Loki?" asked Wade.
"The Norse god of trickery," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Now why am I looking for him," said Wade.
"Only the Director knows the reason," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Right," said Wade, "Well I'll be shoving off then."
He put on his uniform and picked up his weapons.
He pressed a button on the teleporter and appeared on mountains in the Norse regions of Europe.
Three days later…
Deadpool walked up to an old man seemingly in the middle of nowhere in the snowy mountains.
"What are you doing out in the middle of nowhere?" asked Deadpool.
The old man didn't respond.
"What are you senile?" asked Deadpool.
He didn't respond again.
"HEY GEEZER I'M TALKING TO YOU!" yelled Deadpool.
"You really amuse me Wade Wilson," said the old man.
"How do you know my name?" he asked.
"Because I am Loki, the god which you seek," said Loki the old man turned into a younger looking person with green clothes on that had horns sticking from the top.
Then they appeared in a room. Loki was sitting at a throne, with a table full of food.
"Eat," he said.
Deadpool walked over to the beverages immediately. He started drinking.
"You don't even know why you are here do you?" asked Loki.
"No I don't," said Deadpool.
"You do amuse me very much," said Loki, "Why you are here is because the Director wants my knowledge."
"Your knowledge?" asked Deadpool.
"I will give you a deal I will give you this knowledge if you don't tell the Director or Dr. Cornelius."
"Fair enough," said Deadpool he held out his hand.
Then Deadpool grabbed it. All of a sudden thousands of images flew into Deadpool's head.
"Stan Lee?" he asked.
"Yes the one who very much is making sure we exist," said Loki.
"We are fictional characters," said Deadpool, "Interesting."
"You may go now you bore me," said Loki the room vanished along with Loki.
"Weird," said Deadpool he pressed a button on his belt, "Weapon X."
He vanished.
He reappeared at the Weapon X facility.
"Deadpool, the Director would like to see you," said Dr. Cornelius.
"Not even a 'I was worried sick about you?'" asked Deadpool.
"How funny of you," said Dr. Cornelius, "I think you need medication for that."
"For what?" asked Deadpool.
"You're A.D.D," said Cornelius.
"I don't need pills," said Deadpool, "That's just the way I am bitch!"
Then Cornelius led him to the Director…
"Cornelius leave the room," said the Director.
Cornelius left the room.
"Did you meet Loki?" asked the Director.
"Yes," said Deadpool.
"What did he tell you?" asked the Director.
"That I amused him very much," said Deadpool, "It was nice of him to say but I don't go that 'way', if you catch my drift."
"Other than that?" asked the Director impatiently
"Do you want his number or not?" asked Deadpool.
"I am done with you go back to your room," said the Director.
"But, I did good on my report card I promise," said Deadpool.
Present Day…
Some guards were standing in front of the main entrance of Weapon X when Sabretooth burst through the door. They started to shoot at him but Sabretooth hit their heads together.
Then Director entered the room, "Sabretooth I was expecting you."
"So you passing out upgrades or what?" asked Sabretooth with a smirk on his face.
"Why no need to get pushy," said the Director, "Sauron is getting his upgrades, then you will."
Soon a man wearing mostly black, masked, and armed to the teeth with weapons.
"Sabretooth this is Agent Zero," said the Director.
A sudden hatred flared up in Agent Zero but he calmed down, "Sabretooth I understand?"
"That's Creed to you!" he said.
In the S.H.I.E.L.D agency two weeks earlier…
"He's awake sir," a soldier said to Nick Fury.
"Bring him in," said Nick Fury.
"I am ready to serve our country sir!" said the mystery person as he saluted Nick Fury.
"If anyone one should be saluting it should be me," said Nick Fury, "If it wasn't for your sacrifice we would have lost the war."
"Thank you Fury," the man stepped into the room it was Captain America…
Next Chapter: Weapon X in Action