Chapter 3

"Naruto?" I ask a little scared.

He stood there silently for a few minutes,

"Tell me what the fuck is wrong already!" I shout,

"You're pregnant." He stated.

I stared at him in doubt and a moment later . . . I began to laugh hysterically.

Naruto frowned "I don't see what's so funny about this Sasuke,"

"I-It's a great joke Naruto," I say, wiping a loose tear from my eye "I don't know why I laughed because it wasn't even funny"

Naruto looked dead serious. His mouth didn't even twitch.

"Oh, come on Naruto" I begin, "Be real here. Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?"

"I know . . . I didn't believe it either" he said solemnly. And he believes it now? Of course he does, it's Naruto. He's as gullible as fucking fish. The silence was dragging on for too long and I was beginning to get annoyed.

" . . . I'm waiting for an explanation here, Dobe" I state,

"Oh, yeah um . . ." He scratched the back of his head, "it's Kyuubi"

Of course it is. it's always something to do with that damn demon.

When I didn't say anything, he continued "When I . . . Came inside you . . . It seems that she added her own chakra to it."

Kurama is a she? First I've heard of it.

"This . . . Added chakra created . . . a sort of . . . Fake womb or uterus . . . Whatever you wanna call it"

I still looked at him with an I-don't-believe-you expression.

He ignored me and carried on "And since she's a demon, the conception . . . Happened overnight"

We stayed in silence for a few minutes waiting for the information to process.

"Right." I say. This is stupid. Someone really needs to read up on how to prank people because this is just . . . Words can't describe it.

"Am I allowed to leave the hospital now?"

"What? Oh, yeah . . . Yeah" said Naruto. The idiot was still in shock. Over something that's not even true.

"Aren't you even surprised?" He asked,

I got up and got dressed, my head a little dizzy but not so much that I couldn't walk.

Ignoring his question, I say "Let's go, Dobe"

-BREAK-BREAK-

Attempting to leave the hospital, we bumped into Tsunade. Before she could speak, two ear-splitting screams were heard.

"Oh my God! Sasuke, congratulations!" Shouted the one with the big forehead,

"I'm going to be a Godmother!" Shouted the one with the name of Pig,

"What?! Ino-Pig, why do you get to be Godmother!? If anyone should have that role, it should be me!" Sakura screeched, the noise giving me a headache.

"I'm closer to them than you are!" Yelled Ino,

"Bullshit! I was in Team 7! Not you! So I was closer to them!" replied a red-faced Sakura,

"HEY!" I shout, causing all motion between the two to stop.

"None of you are going to be anything if you carry on!" I state with a growl, "Besides, I'm not pregnant. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a man and men don't have babies!"

"Sasuke . . . " I hear Naruto whisper,

"This is all some ridiculous joke that has gone on for too long" I say angrily, "and I want it to stop. Now!"

"Sasu-"

"Don't, Naruto. I don't want to hear 'but it's true' from your mouth" I rub my temples, "I have a huge headache thanks to you two! I just want to go home and go to sleep and hopefully tomorrow, you'll all stop acting so fucking stupid!"

I would've stomped out of the hospital but Tsunade stopped me.

She stopped me . . . With a picture.

I brought my hand to my stomach.

The picture was of a small but noticeable round shape, the same size of peanut.

This was inside me.

Sorry this chapter was so short x the next one will be longer, I promise ('3')b x