Chapter 4
I was still in shock by the time we got home. I looked at the picture over and over again, trying to make sense of it.
This is silly. I'm a male, for God sakes!
I sat on the sofa and I found myself crying. Naruto must've seen my confused face because he said, "I know it's a lot to take in but . . . We can get through this"
"Naruto," I growled, "It's a fucking baby! I'm a man! I don't want to walk the streets and get strange or disapproving looks of people!"
"I know, baby" he said, comforting me. He put his arm around me and we just sat there, hugging each other for a few moments.
"You'll have me to protect you," he smiled,
"Oh, great" I respond sarcastically,
"I'll have you know that I'm the strongest ninja in Konoha, thank you very much" he mocked hurt and I just rolled my eyes.
"I'm going to get fat" I stated,
"You're going to be beautiful," I gave him a look, "Not that you already are . . . Please don't hurt me . . . I love you . . ."
I laugh, "Nice save, Dobe"
"You love me too . . . Mummy"
"Why am I the mummy?!" I ask,
"We've been through this, Sasu-Chan" he smirked, "Or did you forget?"
"How could I? It's because of that we're in this situation" my face halted as I came to a realization, "This is all your fault, Usuratonkatchi!"
Naruto didn't even retaliate.
" . . . This is the part where you make a comeback, idiot . . ."
"I know," he stated.
My eyebrow twitched in annoyance, " . . . Aren't you going to?"
"Nope." He remarked with a smile.
" . . . You gonna tell me why?"
"Hmm . . . Nah" and he pulled me close, nuzzling my stomach.
The loving gesture brought heat to my face.
"I hope you're not going to be this embarrassing for the next 9 months . . ." I mutter and he let out a small laugh.
"Hello, my little nut" I tut at the stupid nickname Naruto came up with, "this is your Daddy speaking. I just want you to know that I love you very much, yes I do!"
"Really, Naruto?" I ask in disbelief,
"I'll take care of you as best as I can," he said, ignoring me, "Your mummy and daddy are going to spoil you so much . . . Why are you crying, Sasu-Chan?"
"Shut up, Dobe" I say, wiping my eyes, "It's the hormones"
He grinned up at me in affection. Standing up, he kissed my forehead and made his way to my lips.
"I love you, Sasuke"
"I suppose I love you too, Naruto"
-BREAK-BREAK-
It was the middle of the night and I heard a noise in the kitchen. I would've woke Naruto up but the idiot wasn't there. This made me realise that it must be Naruto making all that noise. I got out of bed and stomped to the kitchen.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! Stop making so much fucking noise!" I shout,
"Sasuke . . ." He said solemnly,
"At this moment, I don't care" I state a bit harshly, "I am tired and I have a headache! I have been sick about 5 times in the past hour! My stomach can't take it anymore so shut up and deal with whatever your sad about!"
"What if I'm bad at it, Sasuke?" He asked. My eyebrow twitched at how he ignored my entire rant . . . Stupid Usuratonkatchi!
"Bad at what?" I growled,
"This," he pointed at the both of us, "Parenthood. I never had a father or mother so I haven't really learned . . . What to do"
"First of all, you're an idiot. You have had a father and he goes by the name of Iruka. Remember him?" I explain, "Second of all, you keep saying that I'm the mother so I don't think you need to worry about that particular job."
He looked at me and I saw his lips twitch. Idiot's trying not to smile.
"Thirdly, I've hardly had the education either, have I? And Finally, every parent goes through this Naruto and most of them do a great job."
"What if I-"
"Naruto, shut up" I say, "You're going to be fine"
He finally grinned at me.
"You know," he began, "You suck at comforting people"
I walk over to him and cup his face, "Oh, Naruto . . . Do I look like I care?"
He released a small laugh and gave me a passionate kiss.
"You should be resting" he said as soon as he released me,
"It's you-"
"Yeah, yeah it's my fault" he said while rolling his eyes but he was still smiling. He felt my still flat stomach.
"I want him . . . Her . . . It to be born already"
"You watch, Dobe" I respond, "These months will fly by and before you know it, we'll be grandparents"
"Don't scare me," he said, "I don't want to think of saggy skin just yet"
I giggled at his words. It was a manly giggle.
"What do you want it to be?" I ask,
"I don't mind," he replied, "I just want them to be a daddy's boy or girl"
"I don't think so"
"Oh, it's on" he stated with a grin,
"I'm not making this into a competition, Dobe" I sigh.
Naruto looked as if a lightbulb went off.
" . . . What?" I ask suspiciously,
He smirked, "Nothing . . . Just that I can call you a MILF . . ."
" . . . I feel offended" I say,
"What? Why?" He asked,
"You're sleeping on the sofa," I state and I make my way back to the bedroom,
"You're joking, right?" He asked as he scratched the back of his head, "Right?"
I ignored him as I shut the door.
"Sasu-Chan?" He thinks he asked but it sounded more like a whimper, "What'd I do? Baby?"
"Go to sleep, Naruto"
"B-But . . ." He whined, "Let me in with you"
"No"
"Let me in"
"No" I growl,
"You're not being fair!"
I open the door angrily and I immediately regretted it.
Naruto lifted me up bridal style and he laid me down gently onto the bed. I knew he would've thrown me if I wasn't pregnant.
"I don't think so!" I shout,
"Sshh, Baby" he whispers, "You may be carrying my child but you can still use your hips"
I looked at him mortified and I was about to retort but he shut me up by shoving his tongue into my mouth.
All that could be heard for the rest of the night was moans, groans and protests. Moans and groans from Naruto and protests from me . . . Obviously.
Naruto claims that I begged for it . . . Even if I did It's your fault, Dobe!