Fez sat in the train on his way home, at first he had commuted using his car but soon found out that the train a much more peaceful remedy. He often saw some of the same people, and had even made a few friends. Every day he left one car in Los Angeles, and picked up another in San Diego. That way he would be less tired when he finally got to see his wife.
Another commuter had once asked him why he didn't just move to Los Angeles and Fez had told him that his wife would be unhappy if she left the home she had created for them. When the other passenger had looked at him questioningly, Fez had broken down. He was married to the lovely co-anchor on the local morning news, and she loved working there, and wasn't willing to give it up. The commuter had laughed at him, "you're lying, and you could have at least picked someone who's not called Miss Burkhart on air by her counterpart". Fez then tried to explain that seeing as how his wife had been unable to take his last name for business reasons, she had refused to be called Mrs. Seeing as that was her mother's title. The stranger had laughed and shook his head as he walked away thinking of the strange little foreign man whose wife had a tendency of being advertised as single, daily, on air.
Nevertheless, Fez thought things will improve in the summer, he was invited to a very exclusive private party, filled with beautiful ladies. Jackie would feel at home there, and he might be able to convince a few of the lovely ladies to let him touch their hair. Fez held back a giggle. The gentlemen who had invited…
"You must come to the house sometime, I tell you what, we're having a large weekend long party, tons of connections, you can be my little gay wing man."
Fez "well I certainly would like to be gay, but tell me my handsome American friend, can I bring someone with me"
Gentleman "sure no problem, just try not to act like you're there together and everything should be fine. It's the first weekend in June, and everyone who's anyone will be there, "
It will work out perfectly, with any luck some producer will take a liking to Jackie and her hair. And Jackie will inform them that his dear Fezzy fixed it up for her, and he will be able to touch the most beautiful heads in the world. Yes, perfect. Jackie will finally see how important he is, and know that Fez can even get her roles in the movies. Jackie will love that, she will be appreciated around the world for her beauty.
The train halted, the announcer
"We are experiencing a delay, sorry folks this may be a while."
"Aye" Fez said out loud, he would now have to tell Jackie about the party over the phone, and that meant canceling an appointment so that he could put enough time aside to hear about what she would wear, and the shopping she had to do. Maybe he could wake her when he got home. She would forgive the second he told her why he woke her up. But she wouldn't be so forgiving the next morning, when the extra makeup she would need would mean waking up earlier. Fez took out the candy from his pockets, he better finish them before Jackie found out he had stuffed them in his new "Miami Vice" jacket.