Fez sat in a bar in San Diego, "The usual?" The bartender asked.
Fez "Yes. Aye. I will not be able to touch the hair of the goddesses"
The bartender sighed "Why not?"
Fez "Jackie wants to go back to Wisconsin"
Bartender "Well I always knew you would leave us someday, but I never thought you would go back to Wisconsin."
Fez "No no, my beautiful woman who brings me candy"
The bartender blushed and produced a bowl of candy.
"My wife wants to visit our friends one of them is finishing school"
bartender "Well, its not really any of my business, but if you don't want to go back just yet, why not lie to her."
Fez "No. no. I cannot do that. I cannot lie, she would know."
Bartender "Listen I've know you for three years, your wife has never been here, never looked for you, I know all your friends, she is never here when they are, exactly how much could your wife notice, plus everyone says a white lie once in a while"
Fez "But if she found out she may hold out her soft bits, although she has not let me near them for a long time now, and I have needs"
Bartender "As you often tell me, and what's my response?"
Fez "I must keep needs to myself, but I have needs"
The bartender sighed, she liked this odd little man, a lot more than he knew, but she couldn't compare with his wife. The smiling perky little thing who was on television every morning, that woman flirted with every man on the show, but she probably couldn't help it, probably was head cheerleader in high school. She continued to grumble jealously while Fez sat oblivious.
A few hours later, Fez returned home. He went up to his bedroom, his wife was asleep, she left a night light for him that meant she wasn't too anger. Although she was sleeping with a pillow at her back, Fez had spent hundreds of hours watching his wife sleep, he knew the position, and he knew all her positions. Whenever she suppressed her anger, she went back to him, she slept the way she used to when he held in their sleep. No matter what he did, or she did, or said. At night her body defied her, on most nights her body thought it was sleeping next to Hyde.