I glanced down at the ring you'd so lovingly placed on my finger. I'm just an ordinary woman with weaknesses and flaws. I'd do anything for a story, which has led me into more near death experiences than I can count. I can't cook, I'm impatient, and I tend to push people away. Your only weakness is Kryptonite.
Still, in spite of all that you chose me. Of all the women this planet has to offer, you chose a reporter over Wonder Woman. I used to think that no man could keep up with me, that no man could ever tame me but you did. First, as the strong and handsome Superman, then as kind and patient Clark Kent. Even before you told me I knew. No one has ever fooled me but you. No one else could get away with it.
Of course I'll marry you, Clark Kent. You're the only partner I've ever known, the only one to stick by me through everything. And you make sure to tell Wonder Woman, I hear Batman's single...