A/N: This is another fan submission - something to tide everybody over as I continue working on the big stories. Compare this to Xerophilous x Fruit Bat x Majestic 2, and tell me who did it better in the reviews ;p


[Chapter 19, After the Waterfall Scene]

"When you said next to a waterfall, Maggy, um…"

"What?" she said, turning around, only her neck above the waterline. "We are next to the waterfall."

"Well, yeah," Xero conceded, looking up at the cascade of water. "But, I don't know if you noticed, but we're almost completely underwater."

"Same!" said Batty, who had had to resort to paddling after them, wings fanned out to keep her afloat.

"You wanted me to teach you two how to take care of each other, right?" Once they'd both nodded, Maggy continued, swirling around in the water to face them. "The first thing you need to remember is that, as good as your cock or pussy may be, using them is like responding to every jungle noise with your venom: Impractical and stressful. We females," here she directed herself to Batty, "can have several orgasms in a row, but we take longer to get to that point. Xero, on the other paw, can cum more quickly, but then he has to wait a few minutes before he can go again. Now, can any of you tell me what that means?"

Batty raised a paw.

"Go ahead."

"Um…" Batty said, tapping her chin thoughtfully, "It means that even if we're really good at… um… cumming, our times will be off?"

"Exactly!" Maggy said, flashing yellow. "Regardless of how good you get at giving or taking cock, the way we are means that you'll always be out of sync, even a little bit. Plus, just plain sex can get boring. Crazy, I know, but it happens, trust me. To make up for that, we use our mouths. In your case, Batty, you'll need to suck Xero hard, and you, Xero, will have to eat Batty out. Are you both following?"

The two of them nodded, looking at each other uncertainly.

"So why are we in the middle of this pool?" Xero asked.

"For practice, silly!" Maggy said. Seeing the look of confusion on their faces, she rolled her eyes. "I'll show you. Xero, stay where you are. Batty, duck under. It's fine if you have to go up for air, but trust me, you'll see why I want you down there."

Before either of them could protest, Maggy took in a deep breath and dove under the surface. Her momentum carried her forward, and she ducked, cleanly passing through Xero's legs. She let out a stream of bubbles, adding a giggle to them when Xero jumped at the tickle of the air along his scales. Reaching out with her two forepaws, she grabbed Xero at the knees, steadying herself in the water, before looking up. As expected, his cock was firmly closed up inside his slit, forced in by the cool of the water around him. Maggy checked to her right. Seeing that Batty was watching, she flashed yellow and then slid her tongue out of her mouth, sliding it along Xero's slit. He flinched at that, although he was learning not to jump out of his scales every time someone touched his dick, which was progress at least. She ran her tongue along his slit as quickly as the water would allow, dipping it inside where she could. Maggy couldn't hear Xero hiss in pleasure, but the way he tensed up and his tail splashed the surface told her she was hitting the right spot. By the time she'd gotten his tip to finally peak out of its sheath, she guessed it must have been about a minute, and the burning in her lungs could definitely be felt. Still, she'd gotten males off in less, and, with a point to show, Maggy continued. She threw her head forward, wrapping her lips around his tip, slathering it with her tongue. She knew she had him when Xero began thrusting into her, more and more of his cock exposed.

No sooner did he begin to expose himself than she slid down his length. Now knowing what to expect, she took his whole cock without protest, her gag suppressed by the water and access to air irrelevant when she couldn't breath anyways. He'd begun bucking in earnest, but the water of course slowed him down significantly. Maggy compensated by putting as much suction on his cock as she could, mercilessly bobbing herself up and down, making sure that her lips and tongue followed every dimple and vein. After three minutes, her lungs were screaming, but she could hear the tail-splashes and even the lustful growls that meant that she was close. At four minutes, however, Maggy faced an issue. Xero hadn't yet cum, and she was having to force back the part of her that didn't want her headstone to read 'died giving a bj'. It seemed that those stories about SandWing stamina hadn't been sloth droppings after all. Still, never one to admit defeat, Maggy pulled out yet another trick. She ran a paw up the line of Xero's thigh, behind his slit, right under his tail. Clamping down on his mouth extra hard to distract him with a rush of pleasure, she shoved her toes into his asshole. The tiny bit of additional stimulation was just what she needed to send him over the edge, and Xero finally came. No sooner had the first shot of cum passed her lips, Maggy spat it out. One paw on his cock to carry him through, she shot her head up to the surface, gasping as she drew in fresh air for the first time in five minutes.

"Spirits above!" Batty commented, looking at Maggy with open fascination. "That was wild! How…"

"Practice," Maggy said with a smile. Once Xero had recovered enough to turn around and pay attention, she continued. "I had a boyfriend with a really specific kink once. He wanted me to suck him off underwater. It was really, really hard, but he ate me out afterwards even if I failed, so we kept at it until I could get him to cum. Once we broke up, I noticed all the males I was sucking off came pretty quickly. That's when I realized it was because compared to sucking someone off underwater, doing it on land was nothing."

"Oh!" Batty said, eyes lighting up in recognition. "So if we practice underwater, it'll be easy to do it normally!"

"Right again!" Maggy smiled. "Now, which of you wants to go first?"

Any enthusiasm the two may have had promptly died. Getting better at sex was one thing, getting better at sex by choking yourself underwater was quite another. Seeing she'd need to start off slow, Maggy merely pushed herself against the bottom of the pool, gliding past them into a shallower part of the pool.

"Here," Maggy said. "Xero, since I just sucked you off, you can go first. This should be shallow enough that you can still breath through your nose, but the water will still make it slower, so you'll need to put extra force into it. Batty, you just give your wings a rest and keep your tail out of the way."

Instructions given, the two of them took their positions. Paws now in contact with the bottom, Batty pulled her wings in, draping her tail over her body and exposing her pussy, an attractive sight even as it sat just beneath the surface of the water. Xero, big drake that he was, had no issue keeping his nostrils above while he dipped his mouth underneath.

"That's it, Xero, nice and easy," Maggy said. "Lick around the edges, then inside. Remember to check how Batty responds to what you're doing, and don't be afraid to use your paws if you want to be in two places at once inside her."

Tentatively, his tongue snaked out of his mouth, touching the ridge of Batty's lips. She gave a 'mphf' of approval, a jolt of pleasure running through her. Seeing how she'd liked it, he did it again. And again. And again.

"That's good," Maggy complimented, flashing yellow in approval. "But you're not gonna get her off that way. Don't be shy, stick it in."

Egged on, Xero furrowed his brow. As Maggy giggled, he pushed his tongue up to the slit in the center of Batty's mound. There was some resistance, enough that Maggy could see it dimpling, and then he was through and inside.

"Mmm… keep going," Batty said, leaning back into Xero's snout.

Eager to please, Xero brought his arms up, grabbing tight onto Batty's ass as he pushed his snout in deeper, spreading her lips. Batty continued to vocalize her pleasure as he swirled his tongue around, going up and down, side to side, dragging himself along her walls.

"Yep, just like that," Maggy said, curling her tail around so that she could force it into her own pussy, watching as her king ate out her queen. "Now, Xero, one last thing. You see that little bit of flesh at the top of her pussy?"

Even as he continued to lick and suck, he nodded, claws now on the ground as well as Batty began to grind her hips back into him.

"That's called the clitoris. Nobody knows if it's the center of female pleasure, but it's pretty close. Go ahead, grab it between two claws and see what happens."

What happened, as it turned out, was that Batty squealed out her pleasure, pushing back so hard that half of Xero's nostrils slipped inside, and his nose flared as he now had to hold his breath, although Maggy could tell that, sensitive from last night and warmed up from watching Xero get blown, Batty wasn't going to last too long either.

"So… warm," Batty said, turning magenta as she began regularly bucking into Xero's face. "Please, more. More!"

Happy to oblige his desperate queen, Xero redoubled his efforts, pushing against Batty's walls with all the strength his tongue could muster, rubbing her clit in a circle with his digits. Maggy watched closely, trying not to let her own tail be too much of a distraction as she pumped it in and out of her pussy. She wondered if she'd have to give Xero the final pointer, but it seemed that wouldn't be the case. Still holding Batty's clit, he dragged his tongue up and past it as fast as the water would allow. Already close, Batty finally went over the edge, cycling through the rainbow as she came. Then, Xero did the unexpected. He spread her wide, thrusting his tongue across her clit as he dove in once more. Batty came again. Then again. Then again. After the fourth orgasm in a row, Maggy stepped in.

"Alright, that's enough," she said, gently pushing Xero up and separating him from Batty's pussy. "I know it's fun, but we still need her to think straight in about half an hour. But really," she changed tracks, "well done! You thought about using both your tongue and paw at the same time, and even realized that you could get her to cum more than once! Not bad for your first pussy. Although I think we both want to know," Maggy gave a wicked smile, shoving her tail in extra deep and shivering, "how's it taste?"

"Like… mangoes," Xero said, his tongue licking off what fluid had stuck to him.

Maggy mrphed. If he was that eager to eat pussy… but no, she had a job to do. Batty fortunately wasn't drowning, although comprehensible sentences were still a bit beyond her as Maggy gently carried her to shore and let the poor 'ness rest her head. Taking the opportunity, Maggy turned to Xero.

"Remember, aftercare is just as important as foreplay and the act itself," she said, demonstrating by massaging Batty's thighs. "Batty's new, so she's sensitive, and when you use your big cock on her, take care to massage her rump so that she doesn't get too sore. Let me see you try it."

Eyes narrowed in focus, he came forward, taking Maggy's place as he moved his paws in slow circles, dragging them across Batty's muscles.

"Mm," the dazed 'ness said, turning yellow. "Keep going, Xero."

Happy as always to help his mate, Xero slowly massaged her, falling into a rhythm as he kneaded her thighs and rump, unashamed to rub right up against her pussy lips, making her moan from the sensitivity. All the while, Maggy bit her lip, tail still shoved up into her slit. She wondered if she should just cum now, but the thought of being properly stuffed again was just too much to resist, so she reluctantly let her wet tail slide back out of her pussy, just as Batty turned her head around to beg Xero for a kiss which he was more than happy to give her.

"Looks like someone's feeling a bit better," Maggy teased, sidling up to the two of them.

"Hehe, yeah…" Batty said, flashing pink. Maggy giggled, rubbing at the crux of her queen's neck.

"Nothing to be ashamed of," she said, turning a reassuring green. "Xero here lasts about as long, so you two are perfect for each other. And don't you give me that look, it's true."

Xero harrumphed from where he stood, crossing his arms. Maggy just snorted, turning back to Batty.

"Well," she said, "ready for your lesson?"

"Hm… I guess so," she said. "And Xero?"

"I think he's ready." Maggy smiled, rubbing her tail along his exposed cock, giving it a quick squeeze before splashing back into the pool. "Now come on. Xero, get your slit under the water, Batty, get yourself in front of him."

The two of them hastened to obey her, and soon Xero was up to his mid-thighs sitting in the water, Batty submerged up to her nostrils. She didn't even wait for Maggy to say anything, moving forward to lick at his sheath. Xero mumbled something, reaching up with an arm to stroke down Batty's frills.

"Your technique looks good, I guess you're a visual learner," Maggy joked, observing. "But remember, just as Xero licking around your pussy won't get you off, licking around his cock won't get him off. There, see that he's peeking out now? Go for it. Mm, just like that."

Maggy licked her lips as Batty lowered herself onto his dick, head twisting to keep her nostrils above water, her and Xero's tails splashing as they enjoyed the sensation. Maggy, for her part, had to resist touching herself again. It was a tough proposition, especially as Xero began bucking his hips up into Batty's mouth, causing her to go wide-eyed.

"D-don't worry about that," Maggy said, flashing magenta with her frustration. "Just remember to keep a steady pace. Put your paws on his thighs if you need to control things yourself."

Indeed, Batty began bobbing her head, claws kicking up a cloud of underwater silt as they dug into the waterbed to hold her steady. Her tongue occasionally popped out here and there, sliding along his cock as she twisted her head every which way. Her nostrils flared whenever they were above the surface, going over and below the waterline with each thrust. She'd even begun slowly dragging her tail across her pussy, stimulating herself even as Xero hissed and groaned his enjoyment. Her own pleasure, of course, just created a positive feedback loop, her moaning mouth stimulating him even further. As could be expected of their particular loop, of course, it couldn't be sustained all long. In throes of lust, Xero snarled, and his paw came down, gripping Batty by the frill and shoving her down onto his cock. She gagged, eyes once more going wide, but Maggy was immediately there with a reassuring smile.

"It's alright, it's alright," she intoned, stroking Batty's neck as she struggled to hold the entirety of Xero's cock in her throat, entirely too big for her. "You'll get that with something this big, small as you are. Remember, just hold your breath. If he's doing that like he is now, he's going to-"

Xero roared, even shooting a jet of flame, tail flying around as he pushed up into Batty's mouth. She struggled, pulling up off of him as soon as he let go. She gagged and coughed, splattering cum all around her as she gasped for breath.

"Easy, Batty, easy," Maggy said, draping a wing over her.

Batty looked over her shoulder, to make sure that Xero was still sufficiently dazed. "Is it…" she whispered, blue, "is it always going to be that bad?"

"Oh, spirits, no!" Maggy said, shaking her head. "I should've warned Xero not to get too handsy with you so quickly! It took me two tries to take him without issues, and you're almost half my size. I'm sorry, I really should have-"

"Don't apologize," Batty said, flashing yellow. "It's alright. It wasn't bad, just a bit scary not being able to breathe. And then all that cum…"

"What'd you think?" Maggy asked, turning Batty around with her wing, so that they two of them faced back to Xero, who'd regained enough composure to look at them. "How'd it taste?"

Batty's eyes bugged out in realization, but then she flashed a wicked grin. "It was delicious," she said, turning a deep magenta as she gave Xero a smoldering look. "Like warm water straight from a desert oasis. I could eat it all day long."

"I see someone's working on their dirty talk," Maggy teased. "Well, I'd say we have just enough time for one more practice before we wash up again and head back into town."

"Time… ah, dammit," Xero muttered, even as Maggy herded the three of them back to the water. "I'll need to build a clock, then."

"What's that?" Batty asked, turning a curious blue.

"A clock?" Xero raised an eyebrow, but at Batty's nod he started to explain. "Well, you see, for Queen Oasis's meetings, it was always hard for dragons to be told 'come when the sun is highest' and have to wait forever, so as a hatchingday present Burn had me make a clock, so that they could tell time much more accurately. How it works is that-"

"Nuh uh," Maggy said, shutting him up by running her tail across her mouth. "I'm horny as hell and have had to watch the both of you cum several times over. I am NOT waiting for you two to finish being nerds to get dicked down, understood?"

"Aw," Batty whined. "But I want to know how clocks wo-"

"No," Maggy said, turning orange now. "Dick first, clock later."

Batty grumbled, flashing orange herself, but nodded at Maggy to continue. The guard smiled. This was going to be fun.

"Alright," Maggy said, turning to Xero. "Lie down on your back here."

He did so, but slowly. The water at the point Maggy had taken them in was chest-high, and laying down meant that, head on the bottom, his nostrils would be just above the surface.

"Don't worry about it," Maggy reassured him, waving away his concerns. "Practice, remember. Good. Now, Batty, go over and get your rump over his snout. Yes, just like that."

Batty was now floating above Xero, forepaws on his chest. Her tail was out of the way, her half-submerged pussy once again exposed, a scales-breadth from Xero's snout. If the flare of his nostrils was any indication, he wasn't entirely opposed to what was going to happen next. Maggy couldn't resist a lick of her lips, and she would've touched herself if relief wasn't so, so close.

"Alright," Maggy said, sitting herself down between Xero's upturned legs. She wrapped her tail around his, to keep the stinger out of the way. "Go ahead Batty, move up against him, nice and slow. Remember he can't hear you now, so just trust him, just as he's trusting you."

Batty gave a shaky nod, scales green, but then gave a small push against Xero's chest, sending her crotch rubbing right up against his snout. Hearing Batty's excited 'ooh!' as his tongue found her slit, Maggy at last turned to her own, burning need. Eager to Xero up to full mast again, she grinded her pussy up along his slit, dragging herself up and down. The water slowed her, flowing around, but it also made the act significantly less tiring than if they'd done it completely on land. As it was, Maggy just focused on getting her pleasure, rubbing up and down. She groaned, head thrown back and tongue lolling from her mouth as she felt Xero's cock popping back up, getting ready once more.

"L-liking it?" Batty asked, flushed magenta. She was smushing her pussy into Xero's mouth, although he was giving as good as he got, pushing up into her and circling his tongue around. She couldn't help but gasp and squeak.

"More than you could imagine," Maggy said. She'd never thought of herself like Magnificent, flirtatious and overeager, but spirits. A few days ago, she'd regarded the 'nesses who complained about being dick-whipped as ass-kissers hyping up their lay of the week. Now? Now, spirits above, she was well and truly dick-whipped.

The feeling of something hard and warm sliding along her pussy reminded her that there was a (handsome, awkward, horny) drake attached to that wondrous dick, one Maggy was more than happy to please. Focusing back on the matter at hand, she ran a paw along his length for a quick check. Seeing that he was almost completely out, she grabbed him, raised herself up, and then came down, the water ensuring it was a smooth slide to the hilt. Maggy moaned so loud she was sure Xero could hear it even underwater. Eager 'ness that she was, she started bouncing up and down, going as hard as she could. The water cushioned her impact, smacking and creating waves. She heard Xero splutter from where he was eating out Batty, but she was pleased to see that he hadn't made an attempt to come back to the surface. Even if he could still (mostly) breath, tonguing the other 'ness with touch as his only guide would do wonders for his skills.

Maggy could just imagine him now. Eating her out in the throne room. Tying her up with vines in the canopy. Making her compete with Batty to see who would get him off first. She bit her lip again, and the thoughts, combined with Xero's now-rhythmic thrusting (spirits, he was learning fast), was enough to send her over the edge. Maggy moaned out again, just holding back a scream (letting everyone know you'd just fucked was rude, if nothing else) as she pumped herself up and down on his cock, squeezing his shaft tight. Batty was next, the extra stimulation on Xero's cock sending into a desperate frenzy. He squeezed Batty's ass tight between his paws, bringing it down hard as he forced his muzzle partially into her snatch. It was a welcome invasion, and, still sensitive from her previous orgasms, Batty flicked through the rainbow. She came only once this time, but it was more than enough. Still licking at her pussy, Xero snarled, tail twitching in Maggy's grasp as he thrusted up hard into her, breaking the surface with his body as he came. She stayed tight on top of him, milking his dick for all it was worth, shivering at the feeling of so much thick, warm spunk inside her. It had been just what she needed, and no sooner had she gotten out of the water than she collapsed onto the shore, letting out a contented sigh.

"Guess I wasn't the only one who had fun," Xero teased, laying down on her right side, Batty curling up next to him.

"Don't get too cocky," Maggy warned, although her scales were yellow. "Batty's still new. Wait a few weeks, and it'll be a lot harder to make her cum like that."

"Sure, sure," Xero said, raising his chin up a little. "Didn't stop you from moaning like a whore on my dick right at the end there."

"Xero!" Batty reprimanded, turning white as she slapped him with a wing.

Maggy waved her off with her tail. She liked Dirty Xero. Unlike Nerdy Xero, he didn't stop in the middle of sex to discuss horology. Not that she was going to take it lying down. "If I'm a whore, then how hard you ate out that pussy must make you a fuckboy."

"Heh, fair enough," Xero conceded. He nuzzled Batty. "Hard not to when it's as fragrant as the 'ness herself."

Batty turned pink at that, tucking in her neck as she smiled nervously, although it mellowed out as Xero dragged along her frill. He put his neck around hers and, of one mind, the two of them kissed. They took their time, though. Lust more than sated, it was love over passion that drove them now. It was a roving kiss, tongues moving slowly as they savored the feel of each other. It may have just been Maggy's imagination, but their respective underwater experiences lead to a longer kiss, the two of them not quite so desperate for breath as it ended, little smiles and tender eyes mirrors of the other.

"Well." Maggy got up and stretched. She shook her rump, shivering as she felt warm cum oozing down her thighs. "I don't know about you two, but I think I need to take another trip under that waterfall."

Xero and Batty snickered, but they got up and followed her back into the water. Maggy had considered getting Xero to eat her out then, but the other two were spent. Besides, there would be plenty of opportunities to have him 'practice' on her in the future. Maggy started to lick her lips, but shook the thought away. It had been a great morning, but now they had to get clean and get to work. She turned around to ask Batty or Xero if they'd been keeping track, but saw that Batty had unhelpfully beat her to the punch.

"...so you have to keep winding the escapement every week, or the clock won't work. But I have this design, where if you add more gears, then maybe…"

Maggy turned around, rolling her eyes as she ducked under the waterfall, letting it carry away the fluids and the scents of their mating. If she'd been trying to get back in the mood, she might have thought about how the hot spunk inside would stay there. As it was, hearing Xero continue on, she could only sigh. Nerds...