June

Point Place, Wisconsin.

Eric "I can't believe I'm getting married tomorrow."

Hyde "Which reminds me, Kelso you got the kiddie cuffs?" Kelso pulls them out of his back pocket and dangles them. "On three."

Eric "Wait guys what do you think you're doing?"

Hyde "Three" Hyde and Kelso pounce. They hold down Eric and cuff him to one of the pipes in the basement.

Eric "What the hell?"

Jackie walks down "Did you get him, baby."

Kelso "Yup." Hyde frogs him.

Eric "Oh I should have known it was the dark temptress"

Jackie "We couldn't risk a repeat of the last few times."

Kelso laughing at Eric "So Jackie asks us to keep you here. Then I said we should cuff you, and Hyde said we should use lady cuffs, cause of your delicate little wrists you would get out of the normal ones. It's like the best pre-wedding burn ever. Burn."

Eric "What about my bachelor party?"

Hyde "We've give you our fair share of bachelor parties, especially seeing as how you've never actually gotten married. Eh Fez is coming over later with videos."

Fez "Fez is here, (coming out of the backroom) my friend do not fear, and I have brought Molly with me." (He holds up several post 1986 Molly Ringwald movies)

Kelso "Yeah, I'm going to spend the night with Betsy, she has a 'hot date' so I've got to go check this punk out."

Eric "Kelso she's 11, how hot can this date be."

Kelso "Well Jackie let me play doctor when she was younger than that."

Hyde frogs him "That's my pregnant wife you're talking about."

Kelso smiles, "Yeah."

Jackie frogs him

Kelso "Ow, Jackie that hurt,"

Jackie smiles proudly "I'm carrying another boy."

Hyde beams "Never mess with a Hyde, not even one in the womb. (turning towards Jackie) So how did our little tyrant do?" Kissing her lightly on the lips a few times.

Jackie "He's smart as his daddy, three years old and he locked Donna in the closet all on his own."

Eric whispers "Evil spawn."

Kelso "I've got to get going." He leaves through the basement door.

Jackie goes back up the stairs.

Hyde turns towards Eric "Have fun with Miss Standish."

Eric "You guys could have at least locked Donna in down here."

Hyde "And let the you live the naughty principal spanking you fantasy, I don't think so Forman. Think of it this way, Fez's girlfriend is coming over after her shift, you can watch him for a change."

Fez looks back at Eric and grins. "Oh yes, how dirty. You can watch me please her."

Hyde snickers and goes the way of his wife.

"The bride and groom wished me to express words of wisdom for the service today. However quite a few guests asked I try and get through this ceremony as quickly as possible. So let us begin, hold onto your hats folks this will be pretty slick. We are gathered today, friends and family to finally unify this woman with this man. Are there any who oppose? Good. Let's press on."

Casey from the back "Wait. I can't let you do this, I can't stand by while someone I love is married. (Casey approaches the couple and kneels in front of them, holding a begging position.) Please before you do this, look into my eyes and try to deny me. (Everyone looks shocked.) Foreplay, I love you." (Hyde, Jackie, Fez, Kelso, and Laurie crack up.)

Casey with a huge grin gets up. "Sorry man, I lost the pool, (pats Eric on the shoulder) go ahead padre." Casey walks back to his seat.

Kelso "Now that was a good burn." The rest of the gang hold back tears from laughing till they each met eyes with Kitty, and stop one at a time.

Pastor Ted. "Anyone else? Not including you two (pointing to Eric and Donna.) Let's go. Today. Tomorrow. And forever. Do you?"

Eric "I do."

Pastor "Ring her." Hyde holds out the rings, Eric takes it from him, he hands her, his but drops hers, he catches it with his knee by pressing onto her legs.

Jackie "What do you think you are a perverted flamingo? Let it fall."

Eric moves his knee, but no one can see the ring. They all start looking around.

Eric "This is a sign."

Hyde "That you're a butterfingers."

Kelso spots it. "I got it. Donna don't move." He holds her thigh in place and tries to pry the ring from the lace of her dress.

Donna "uh, Kelso. You don't actually need to hold me in place. I won't move."

Kelso "Do you want to get married or not?"

Jackie "Don't answer that question."

Kelso "Ok here you go." He hands it to Eric, Eric slips it on her finger and holds her hands. They stare at each other.

Pastor "Do you?"

Donna "I… I .."

Jackie whispers "say 'do'."

Donna "Do." She seems to come back. She puts on his ring.

Bob "Wahoo!"

Pastor "By the power vested in me by God, you are married."

Donna clears her throat.

Pastor "Oh yes, you may kiss the groom."

Eric looks at him confused, the pastor shrugs and point to Donna. Eric looks at her and she kisses him on the nose.

Quite a few people roll their eyes.

Hyde "Be a man and kiss your wife already."

They kiss, properly.

Bob "Wahoo!"