A.N. No idea where this came from. 300 Word challenge to myself, excluding the Author's Notes. Written entirely in first person and future tense.
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As I, Sonic the Hedgehog, will jog around Station Square, a gleam will catch my eyes and call me over.
Bending down, I shall notice a shiny penny.
It will shine and gleam, and do all sorts of penny like activities.
Various thoughts will float into my mind when I come to it. Perhaps I will use it for coin tricks, mayhaps I will think of throwing it at Shadow.
Maybe my thoughts will drift to a savings account, or simply I shall place it in my pocket.
I will most likely pick it up, and examined the copper exterior.
I, Sonic, shall deem it worthy in time, and decide exactly what I will do with it then.
Revving up my legs, I shall dash into the city at great speeds, holding my new found fortune high.
I shall show it to Tails.
I will gloat over Rouge, who will most likely beat me.
Shadow shall fall to his knees in despair. Or laugh. Whichever.
Amy will probably glomp me and keep from showing off the penny more.
After I get away from Amy, I shall find myself on Angel Island, where I compare my penny's shinyness.
Knuckles shall beat me with a rock, where I will lose consciousness.
When I wake up, I will see my friends all around me, looking worried and disturbed.
I shall notice my penny missing, and in frantic fear, will destroy the hospital bed I shall be in, and somehow destroy a city block.
Then, G.U.N. will appear, shooting at me for the destroying of a city block.
I shall start to run away, but then I will notice a then familiar glint.
I will grab my penny, and then taken in by G.U.N. to prison.
Or I shall sleep the entire day. Whichever.
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A.N. That's all folk! Hope you enjoyed this weird bit of humor I cooked up for you.
I do not own Sonic and all related titles.