CHAPTER ONE: PENETRATION

One fine morning Harry Potter was hittin up the mall. He was chatting on his celly when Ronald Weaslee rang him up.

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

Let the bodies hit the floor

"Trippin," he said. "I just got some new kicks. Me and Harmoney are goin to McD's to munch on some bites."

Harry thought. And thought. Then he hung up.

"SNAP!" he said. "Ron sure is kickin it back with Hermione a lot" he thought. Then he saw Snape chillin in Foot Locker.

"Snape, gettin some kicks?" Harry said.

"FIVE POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR" said Snape very loudly!

One - Nothing wrong with me

Two - Nothing wrong with me

Three - Nothing wrong with me

Four - Nothing wrong with me

Harry ran out of Foot Locker and into the alleyway. He cried like he never cried before and then Hagrid came.

One - Something's got to give

Two - Something's got to give

Three - Something's got to give

All over.

Skin against skin blood and bone

You're all by yourself but you're not alone

You wanted in now you're here

Driven by hate consumed by fear

Let the bodies hit the floor

"Harry I want it" he said willingly. "I want it too much to handle. 2hot2handle" he peeped. Harry got on his broomstick and rode Hagrid all night.