Hey everybody it's me again and i want to wish everyone a late happy 4th of july!

sorry for the long delay,i was kinda going through a bad thing with a friend i think

she's dissin me for another person(some friend). but it's okay i know somewhere

out there ill find a true friend. But enough about that. I made the OC character a

girl because i hate anna and my character is kinda like me and kinda what i want

2 be. Also shrouded sponge ninja(did i get it right this time?) sorry bout the

mistake on your name and thanks for reading my story. thanks to all of you who

are reading my story and especially thanks to all of you who are reading and

reviewing. well on with the the story!

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Chapter seven:Horo's Plan

It was 4:00 in the mourning and everything is quiet untill...HONK!

Ren tao quickly jumped out of bed ready to fight the next thing that moves only to

be greeted by horo. "HORO, WHAT TH-! horo then covered ren's mouth."Shhh!'

horo hissed. ren just sat there cutting daggers at horo. "Horo, im going to ask you

nicely, what could you possibly want at FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MOURNING!

ren almost screamed. "It's time"horo simply stated. "time for what!" ren fumed.

"Time for Operation Get Out to start!" horo beamed."At 4 o'clock in the mourning!Ren asked. "Of course, if we do it later some one might see, you

know what they say:Early Bird Catches The Worm." horo explained. Sigh okay

horo im up, let's get this thing over with,but if your plan fails dont come crying to

me." ren stated. "no way ren! this plan is totally gonna work, you'll see.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Step One:Bobby trapped room

"Okay every one simone should be in her room asleep the idea is to be quiet and

stealthy, we must set all traps with the upmost care. failure is not an option,now

are you with me! horo asked. "Hai"! rio,ren,and joco chanted."Alright everyone

let's do it!
fgdfgisdgfiddihdivhdhfdfododhgdfhvochgfohgdhgfhfojhfohfpighfohgfjgfhjgfigjfighfoghdfoghdfoghu By six horo and the gang had simone's room set with 10 water baloons, a floor

covered in maple syrup,draws full of spiders, and a bucket of fudge at the room's

entrance. "This is gonna be sweet!horo yelled."What's gonna be sweet?" The group

turned and stood in shock to see Simone in her pj's coming up the steps. Horo

turned pale. "Simone!"they all yelled. "Ummm yeah?" she anwsered with

a bit of fear in her voice. "W-w-what are you doing there?" horo asked in

disbelief. "well when a person wants to get from downstairs to upstairs they have

to-" "I know that!" horo stated"I mean what are you doing out your room at this

time of day!" "Oh, well i've been up since three, so i decided to go downstairs

to watch tv and i used to getting up at 6:00 all the time, if im not allowed to

watch tv im so sorry! and it will never happen again! and-' she was then cut off

by ren's finger to her lips."It's fine,you can do just about anything you want here,

it's just were suprised your up so-" ren stopped when they all heard a scream, a

girl's scream, anna's scream. they all turned to see anna running out of simone's

room covered in syrup and being chased by spiders.?"SOMEONE"S GOING TO

PAY FOR THIS!anna screeched. "Oh crap" horo sighed.
Step One:Booby trapped room:Failed dgdgdgfdgfdighfdjkhfdhigfdojgfdiugdibfdhfdugdgdgfdghdgfdgfdkgriuyugyrygourygorygyruygrugyr Step Two:Broken Shower

The next mourning horo was up at TWO am "fixing" the shower."Hehhehheh,this plan is sure to work,every guy knows girls will die if they dont have their mourning

showers,THIS is gonna be sweet.
dkfhdfhdkvhdvgdkvdfjvhdjhdhdhfdhfdlhfdlhflkhfldhfldhfjhdfhdlfhdjfhdlkfdlhfdlfhdlhfdlfdlhfdlhfdldkh Horo then went to simone's room and knocked."Hey horo wat's up?""hey simone,

i just wanted to tell you that the shower's free.""thanks,i was just about head down

there." she then went past horo and headed down the hall. In about 10 minutes

horo herd a girlish scream."Yes!" horo cheered. he then raced down the hall and

stared in shock.Simone was sitting there, leaned against the wall listening to head

phones. It was then that horo saw a terrible sight.:Yoh running out the the bathroom naked,red as a beet,screaming his head off. horo was in shock and simone was oblivious to the scene.(those headphones were up pretty loud)"yoh,watch out for the-!" BAM!

Yoh had fallen down the steps and was now unconcious.
"Oh crap."horo mumbled.

Step Two:Broken Shower:Failed dfhihvdhvdehvldjvdjvdl;vndfldlvnfogj;dvndfljgj;vncfljgrogjvdjlghfojfd;bfjgfl;nggkljf;mbg;kjf;ghg;jh Step Three:Trip from hell

That afternoon(after getting yelled at by yoh and almost killed by anna)horo went

to invite Simone to have a "fun" trip,He found her in her room on her labtop.

"Hey Simone!" she look up and smiled,her smile was full of wonder and complete

happiness.heh who does she think she's foolin with that fake smile,she almost

looks happy to see me.but, just you wait simone that fake smile will be your last/

horo thought."Hi Horo what's up?""nothing,i was just wondering if you would like to

ummmmm...you know do somethin?"Horo was caught off guard by her reaction.

She blushed a deep shade of pink.
"Y-y-you mean l-l-like a date?" she stuttered. horo was shocked,and then he

blushed."ummmm...well..yeah?" This only made simone's blush go deeper."Umm,

sure just give me a few minutes to get ready""Okay,i'll be outside" he then let the

room./hahaha,i bet she thinks im gonna take her to some expensive reateraunt or

something, girls are always into expensive shit/ horo thought."Okay,im ready sorry

for the wait.""oh,that's-"horo could'nt finish his sentence,he was too much in shock.

(He's been in shock alot lately right?)The cause of the shock was simone's outfit,

She had on a red tube top that looked like it would rip due to her breast size,a

dark blue jean mini skirt that showed just the right amount of leg and did justice

to her curves,red converses,and a rose hairclip in her long brown hair that she wore

out.Horo almost forgot about the plan untill he saw her blush./heh what a faker she

is actually pretending to be imbarrased/"ummmm is this too casual?too dressy?

because i can change if you want me t-!"You look fine"Horo interupted./very fine/

"So, were are we going?""It's a surprise,but let's just say it's "special."this only

made simone blush even harder. "alright the first stop is to get somethin to eat,

hope you like italian!" "Yeah, i love italian."Well your in for a treat"horo said with

a smirk. the place they went to was called dirty dino's sub shop(Emphisis on the

dirty)and the only thing italian about this place was the owner."hallo wat can i do

fer yas"dino asked with a slur.he was obviously drunk."Two phillys dino and make

em messy!"horo said with a smile."You eat here?"simone asked."Sure,all the time!""Oh,well...okay"?heh heh heh she's already getting grossed out!""here ya

go two sups with evry ting on it!""thanks!" horo then practically attacked his sub!

"Go ahead and dig in!"horo insisted./here goes she gonna totally freak/But to

horo's surprise simone took hold of her sub and took a big bite,leaving her mouth a

big cheesy mess!"twis is welly good foro!" simone said through a mouth full of

sub./dude,she's almost like a dude,arrgh,ill just have to try harder/horo thought.
Afterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwardsafterwards "that was a great lunch horo!"horo did'nt anwser he was still in shock./how can a

girl that looks like her not be grossed out by dirty dinos? it just dose'nt make

sence!what is she/"HORO LOOK OUT!""Huh? WHAAAA!" it was to late.

BAM
horo ran into a light pole.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"horo yelled."Horo are you all right!" simone

yelled"Uhhh yeah im okay dont worry bout it."assured."no your not, look at that

bump."horo felt the top of his head."OUCH!" there was a big bump on the top of

his head."here let me see"simone then took horo's head and kissed the bump. horo

could'nt stop from blushing."better?"simone asked."Y-y-yeah thanks". horo stammered. simone smiled."good,you had me worried there for a sec!"uhhh yeah,

let's get going." The next place to go was a place were they could have lots of

fun! but, in this case it was the park for a game of spit tag."So are we going for

a walk in the park horo?"Nope,were here for a game of spit tag!"Hmmmm okay."

"Okay,arent you grossed out?"horo asked."No,i mean it's just spit,it wont

kill you."simone explained.before horo could replySPLAT!horo felt a big glob of

green spit on his face."TAG your it"
after spit tag after spit tag after spit tag after spit tag after spit tag after spit tag af

The spit tag game plan did'nt go the way horo had planned. For one simone was'nt

at all grossed out by the game and two she won the game! This resulted in horo

covered in spit!they were now on their walk home."Sorry horo, i guess i over did it"It's okay simone,i had fun!"Me too". they finally arrived at funbari osen."Thanks

for asking me out horo, i had fun, goodnight." simone then kissed horo on they

cheek. horo could'nt stop blushing."yeah,good night.
Step Three:Trip from hell"Failed fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Step Four:Haunted House

"So horo how was your date?"joco asked."shut it joco".horo grumbled."I just dont

get it every one of my plans she's five steps ahead of me,what's going on!"

"Oh, i dont know horo did you ever consider that she is too smart to fall for your

stupid pranks?"ren suggested."Nah maybe she's psychic!"Joco yelled"oh come on

joco even i know that's a stupid idea!"horo yelled."I mean let's face it, she's not

like most girls:She was'nt grossed out about dirty dino's,she dose'nt mind waiting for

showers,and she is a champion at spit tag!"Horo yelled."Are you sure she's not a

boy"ren asked. horo started to remember what simone wore on their "date" and

immediately started blushing."No she is absolutely not a boy!"horo stated."Oh so is

that why your blushing horo?ren asked with a smirk."I-I-i am not!""sure your not"

ren states sarcastically."Let's just get the next prank ready""What ever you say horo'
tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "Hey Simone can you go get some things for me?"horo asked."Umm sure what do you need?"just a few things."horo then pulled out a list with atleast 100 items."Um

okay i can do that,see ya later!"then she left."Okay we got only alittle bit of time

to summon some really scary ghost,"horo explained"lets get to work!
laterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlaterlate "Hello?"simone called out.It was night time and simone had finally gotten home.

"horo,i got your stu-"simone stoped in mid-sentence when she heard a loud

rattling that sounded alot like chains."Is someone there?" she called out.

Nothing. then she heard the chains rattling grow louder,but this time the sound of

moaning could be heard."If you guys are trying to scare me it is'nt going to work.'

Nothing.then she saw somethin that made her scream.It was then that a hideous

ghost appeared before her holding blood stained chains and a rusty chainsaw.

Any other person would have ran,screamed,or even look scared.but, simone just

stood there and stared not saying a word." Her gaze was not scared but interested.

She continued to stare untill the ghost started to look uncomfortable and then she

spoke."Are you in pain mr. ghost?" best belive the ghost was not prepared for that."Ummm no im not in pain."the ghost replied."then why are you moaning?'this

got the ghost stumped."because it's part of the routine rattle chains,moan,appear,and

then you are supposed to scream."the ghost explained."but im not scared of you".

simone said rather bluntly. this hurt the ghosts feelings and then he started to cry.

"im a failure as a ghost,oh i am sorry master and with that he disapeared./Well,

that was weird./simone thought.she then set the bags on the kitchen counte,wrote

a note to horo,and went upstairs.
Step Four:Haunted House:failed cdhdygfdyifhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Step five:dead house

the next day simone came down stairs to find horo,ren,joco,and rio all sprawled all

over the living room covered in some thick red substance that looked like blood.

she just came downstairs and walked to the kitchen to make breakfast."anna's not

gonna be happy about that ketchup guys."she yelled. "oh crap".horo mumbled.

Step five dead house:failed gfgsdgfsdgfffffffffffffffdigffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff All of horo's pranks had failed.simone was still there./I can't believe this all my

failed/well im not gonna let her get away with this/horo stomped to simone's and

banged on the door.BAM!BAM!BAM!"come in"simone yelled.horo practically

pushed the door off the hinges.his face was as red as it could get and his face

was twisted in an angry no furious expression."LISTEN YOU BITCH! I DONT KNOW

WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE,BUT I AM NOT GONNA BE FOOLED BY YOUR

SWEET ACT!"horo yelled."horo i-"IM NOT FINISHED!"horo interrupted."IF YOU

THINK IM GONNA BE FOOLED BY YOUR IM NOT A CROOK ACT THEN YOU'VE

GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"horo yelled.simone just sat there and listened

with a blank expression on her face."finished?"she stated simply."yeah,im finished"

horo breathed.(it takes alot of energy to yell like that)"Can i talk now?"she asked

politely."you can,but that dose'nt mean im gonna believe a word you say!"horo

stated."Let me guess you think my personality is false because i did'nt fall for any

of your pranks?"simone simply asked.Horo was stupified."Y-y-y-you knew!

horo asked."Yeah, i mean it did'nt take long for me to find out,im you smirked

every time you offered or asked me someting,every time you did somethng you

might disgust or scare me you had this hopeful look in your eyes,and i always

knew about the whole "can you pick up a few things for me?"trick from years of

surprise parties back home.simone explained."i also know that you dont like me".

"that's not true!"horo exclaimed."then why did you try to get me to leave?" simone

asked.horo was at a loss for words."because i listen to what i saw physically

instead of actually getting to know you"horo admitted.when he looked up he was

shocked.simone was smiling,a real genuine understanding smile."it's okay horo, you

were just trying to protect your friends,but dont worry im not evil okay and im not

gonna hurt anybody."simone reassured.horo then smiled and hugged her,not surprised

that she hugged back."Simone do you have any free time soon?"horo asked"right

now,why?"horo just smiled."because i wanna take the time to get to know you the

real you,and not the you that i made up."simone smiled"I'd like to do that,but only

on one condition."horo looked puzzled."what is it?"You know that old saying "don't

judge a book by it's cover",from now on actually consider listening to that saying."

horo grinned sheepishly."you got it,anything for my new friend UMMPHF!"at that

time simone had tackled horo with a hug."Thank You horo!"horo just smiled and

hugged her back."No,thank you."and for the rest of the night horo and simone took

the time to get to know each other and simone just made her first friend on her

first week in japan.
endendendendendednednednendendendendendendnedeendendendendendendendendendend this has to be my longest chapter ever but hope you guys like it! also this is not

a horo x oc fic i just thought they should become friends and simone is alittle

affectionate when it comes to friends the reason she is like this will be revealed

in later chapters. but her and horo are not gonna hook up. i hope all my faithful

readers will continue to read my story and the ones to come. keep reading plz

and dont forget to review!

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