The Time You Had Your Bachelor Party

"Have you heard back from your aunt and uncle yet?" I ask Edward.

"No, Mom's going to call them in the morning to find out if they're coming or not" He replies, sipping his coffee.

We've been planning our wedding for the last five months and I can honestly say I never appreciated how much work it would be. Who knew there were so many things to decide? From the date to the venue to the guest list to the dress to the music to the food to the decor, I feel like my head is going to explode.

After we got engaged, Edward and I decided not to start planning the wedding until after the new year, instead taking a week or so to let things settle in and process all the emotions.

When we'd finally gone back to work in the New Year, I'd arrived home to an envelope filled with wedding magazines from his Mom and a new group chat invite called - Bella & Edward's Big Day - set up by Alice. I am so grateful to all the women in my life, I can honestly say I don't know what I would have done without them.

Edward and I settled on a date in June, deciding that a summer wedding would give us the best chance of having good weather. We also booked the city hall in town and a beautiful venue in the centre of the city that overlooks the water.

When it came time to look at wedding dresses Rose, Alice and Esme all came with me for support. I must have tried on six or seven dresses before finding the one. I knew it was meant to be when I stepped out of the dressing room and all three of them burst into tears. It still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it now.

"Are you excited for tonight?" I ask, smiling at him over the breakfast table.

Tonight Edward and I are having our bachelor and bachelorette parties. We both agreed not to have them the day before the wedding as that sounded like it would be a recipe for disaster.

"Kinda. I'm a bit nervous, to be honest" He chuckles.

"Really?" I ask.

"Yeah I mean Emmett and Jasper have planned it" He says like it should be fucking obvious.

"I'm sure it won't be that bad" I giggle.

"I've made them swear no strip clubs" He says.

"I don't care if you go to a strip club" I laugh.

"Well I do." He says seriously making me laugh again. "Do you know what you're doing?" He asks.

"No, Rose and Alice have planned something" I shrug.

"Good luck" He chuckles.

"You too" I laugh.

When the evening comes I give Edward a kiss goodbye and wish him luck. He gives me a small nervous smile before heading out the door and to what I'm sure is his impending doom.

About thirty minutes later, I hear a knock on the door and run to answer it, revealing Alice and Rose. Alice is carrying two plastic bags and I'm so fucking curious as to what's in them.

"Hey!" I smile.

"Hey bride-to-be" Alice squeals, giving me a tight hug.

"You ready to bachelorette things up?" Rose laughs.

"Totally" I smile. "So...what's the plan?"

"Well...we know you don't love big parties so we've gone pretty low-key." Rose nods.

"Okay" I smile.

"We thought we could have an at-home spa night and then head out for drinks and some dinner" Alice grins.

"That sounds great" I admit.

"Perfect! But first, we need to beautify this space" Alice giggles.

I roll my eyes but let her get to work. She opens one of the bags and starts to bring out various decorations. She hangs a banner saying "Bride-To-Be" from the wall before blowing up bright pink balloons with engagement rings all over them. She then produces a clip-on veil and a sash reading "Bride" before Rose grabs a final banner, pinning it beneath the other one. It says "Same Penis Forever" and I can't help but laugh.

"Oh my god" I snort.

"She always has to bring the vibe down" Alice shakes her head.

"What?! It's true!" Rose giggles.

They then bring out two bottles of wine and a selection of beauty products. We all choose a nail polish before Alice sits in front of me, starting on my toes.

"So...are you excited about the wedding?" Rose asks, filing her own nails.

"Yeah I am" I giggle.

"Only a month to go!" Alice squeals.

"I know. I'm kinda nervous" I admit.

"About what?" Rose asks.

"I dunno. I guess it's just a big thing you know. Plus I don't really like the attention" I shrug.

"It's just another day. A big party and then you get to spend the rest of your life together" Alice reassures me.

"Is Edward excited?" Rose asks.

"Yeah I think so." I smile. "He keeps asking about my dress" I giggle.

"Really?" Alice laughs.

"Yeah. He's desperate to know what it looks like" I smile.

"He's going to want to rip it off you when he sees you" Rose grins.

"I can't believe out of everyone Edward is the one to settle down first" Alice muses.

"I know" I laugh.

"Love of a good woman" Rose says with a wink.

I smile a little and bite my lip before my eyes fill with tears.

"What's wrong?!" Alice gasps when she sees me.

"I just can't believe it's happening" I laugh, wiping the tears from my eyes as Rose wraps an arm around me.

"You better believe it B" She whispers.

"It's just...I never thought I'd even get a relationship out of Edward, let alone marriage" I admit.

"I know. But he's here. He's putting a fucking ring on it!" Alice laughs, shaking my hands and making my ring sparkle under the lights.

"I know" I nod, sniffing a little before giving them both a watery smile.

We continue to chat about the wedding before I ask them about Emmett and Jasper, not wanting to be that girl that makes everything about her wedding. When we've all had our nails done and Alice has done our make up and hair, we change into something a little nicer for dinner.

"So where are we going?" I ask as we sit in the back of the cab.

"It's a surprise" Rose smiles.

I roll my eyes but can't help but smile as we fly through the city. I look out the window, wondering where Edward is right now and what torture Emmett and Jasper have devised. After a few minutes, we pull to a stop outside a fancy-looking bar called The Manhatten.

"Wow this looks nice" I murmur as we climb out of the cab.

"Only the best B" Alice teases, squeezing my hand as we head inside.

Inside, the bar is nicely decorated. There's an exposed brick wall running behind the bar with shelves full of booze illuminated by warm lights. There's a live band playing in one corner and it's busy, the atmosphere filled with the sound of talking and laughing.

"What shall we have?" Rose asks when we reach the bar.

"Sex on the beach!" Alice squeals.

"Yeah okay," I laugh.

We order a pitcher of cocktails, deciding to share before I sip the tropical liquid. Rose also orders a couple of sharing platters for dinner as I look around the room. I like the place, it's got a cool atmosphere and the band is pretty good.

"So, have you decided what you're doing for your wedding night?" Rose asks and I laugh slightly.

"Probably just come home" I shrug.

"You can't just come home!" Alice insists. "You should book into some fancy hotel and stay in bed all day".

"Alice!" I laugh.

"What? Don't tell me Edward's not toe-curlingly good at sex" She says raising an eyebrow at me.

I look at her in shock.

"Jasper told me he heard you a couple of times" She laughs.

"Oh my god," I groan, feeling completely mortified.

"Don't be embarrassed!" Alice teases.

"I would be fucking elated if I were you" Rose laughs.

"He heard me?!" I squeak.

"Only like...muffled" Alice shrugs.

"Oh my god," I groan again.

We continue to talk and laugh and tease each other until we've all had a fair amount to drink. The alcohol has made me mellow and feel fun and happy and I begin to sway my hips to the music.

Suddenly, I feel my phone buzz and pull it from my bag, seeing two missed calls from Edward. I check the time and realise it's almost one in the morning. Time flies when you're having fun it seems.

"Edward's tried to call me" I call over the music.

Rose and Alice frown a little before I put the phone to my ear, calling him back. As soon as he answers I can hear what sounds like club music in the background.

"Hello?" I say into the phone.

"Baby?! Where are you!?" Edward's voice slurs through the phone.

"I'm at a bar with the girls" I laugh, rolling my eyes at Rose and Alice who both giggle.

"I want you here," He says and I can't help but laugh a little.

"You're at your bachelor party!" I argue.

"So? You are the bat to my chelor!" He laughs and I can't help but snort a little at how fucking drunk he is.

"Where even are you?" I giggle.

"I dunno. Em...Em! Where the fuck are we?" I hear him ask. "Vi...vipers" He says.

"Vipers the club?" I ask.

"Yeah! Come be with me." He says.

"You want me to crash your bachelor party?!" I ask.

"Yes!" He argues.

"I don't think that's what you're supposed to do!" I reply with a laugh.

"Fuck it. You're my woman and I want to dance with youuu" He sings through the phone. "Hold me closer tiny dancer" He mumbles quietly and I'm almost crying with laughter now, Rose and Alice laughing at me laughing.

I put the phone to my chest before turning to them both.

"Edward is so fucking drunk and he wants us to meet them at Vipers" I explain.

"You're gonna crash his bachelor party?" Rose laughs.

I shrug, grinning, before I hear Edward's muffled voice through the phone.

"Bellaaaaa...baby B...Wifey B, Wifers!" He's shouting.

I laugh again.

"Yes, Edward?" I reply.

"Come onnn, come meet me please" He whines.

I look at Rose and Alice and they both shrug with a laugh.

"Okay, I'm coming," I tell him.

"Woooooo!" He cheers and I know the girls hear him because they both laugh.

"I'll see you in fifteen," I tell him.

"Love ya!" He says before I hang up.

"Fuckin' idiot" I laugh.

Fifteen minutes later we're pulling up outside of Viper's nightclub. I step out of the cab and walk into the club, Rose and Alice following behind me. Inside, the music hits me in the chest and my eyes take a second to adjust to the strobe lighting.

I scan the room before I see a flash of auburn hair bobbing up and down in the centre of the dance floor. I chuckle a little before pushing my way through the crowd towards him. When I reach him I see he's dancing like an idiot with Emmett and Jasper who also appear to be three sheets to the wind.

I tap him on the shoulder before he swings around to face me.

"I have a fiancee!" He shouts in my face before he realises who I am.

"I know!" I laugh.

His entire face lights up before he pulls me into his chest and fuses his mouth to mine. I giggle against his lips, feeling his arms wrap around my waist and hear the catcalls from the guys around us.

"So having a good time?" I laugh against his lips.

"It's better now that you're here. Couldn't breathe without you" He mumbles, kissing my cheek.

I smile a little before pushing him back.

"Dance with me!" He says before beginning to jump around in front of me.

I laugh loudly before deciding to just go with it. I dance around in front of him, watching as he grins and laughs and beams at me before suddenly Rose appears next to us, holding two bottles of beer.

"Thought you might wanna catch up with him" She winks.

I smile my thanks before sipping my beer and feeling the alcohol tingle on my tongue.

"You look really hot" Edward suddenly blurts out and I hear Rose and Alice giggle next to me.

"Thanks" I laugh.

"Can you guys believe I'm getting married in a month?!" He asks the others.

I laugh as Emmett and Jasper mess with his hair and Rose and Alice pretend to look shocked.

"Really?!" Alice feigns surprise.

"Yeah! In like...four weeks!" He cries, not noticing their sarcasm at all.

"Who are you marrying again?" Rose asks messing with him.

"Bella!" He beams. "Bella fucking Swan!"

"To Bella fucking Swan!" Rose laughs, holding her beer in the air.

The others all cheer and hold their bottles up too, making me laugh harder.

"I can't wait to get you home" Edward suddenly whispers in my ear although I'm pretty sure if the look in Rose and Alice's eyes is anything to go by, they know exactly what he's saying.

"Oh really?" I tease.

"Uhhh huh" He nods, his face incredibly close to mine. "I'm gonna tap all that" He says, gesturing at all of me.

Rose snorts with laughter and nearly chokes on her beer while Alice giggles next to her.

"Well, I'll look forward to that" I laugh.

We continue to drink and dance and celebrate for a while before I notice Alice stifling a yawn.

"Come on, time to go," I tell them all.

"Whaat?" Emmett and Jasper cry, looking genuinely perplexed by the need to leave.

I leave them to Rose and Alice while I look at Edward.

"Ready to go home?" I ask him.

"Totally ready" He nods, still moving his hips out of time to the music.

"Come on" I giggle, taking his arm and pulling him towards the exit.

He stumbles along next to me until we manage to make it outside. I prop Edward against the wall before I go to hail a cab, but before I can move away his arms wrap around my waist and pull me into his chest.

"I love you" He mumbles.

"I love you too" I smile.

"Where are my fuckin' cigarettes?" He mumbles, feeling his pants.

I roll my eyes before slipping my hand into his pocket. He looks at me and I see the humour in his eyes.

"Mm" He chuckles, making me laugh before I pull his cigarettes from his pocket and take one out.

I place one to his lips before finding his lighter and lighting it for him. He smirks at me, his eyes dancing in the dark and I have to admit, he's fucking hot.

"I'm gonna hail a cab," I tell him.

He nods, sucking on the cigarette before I step to the curb and hail a cab.

"You gonna be okay with ol' Casanova over there?" Rose laughs.

"Yeah I think he's more likely to hurt himself at this point" I giggle.

I thank both Alice and Rose for the night before giving Emmett and Jasper a hug goodnight. When I manage to get a car to stop, I ask them to wait while I collect Edward, stubbing out his cigarette before shoving him in the backseat.

I give the driver our address before leaning back in the seat and looking over at Edward. He's staring at me.

"What?" I ask.

"I'm gonna fucking marry you," He says, like he can't get his head around it.

"I know" I giggle.

"Did you know?" He suddenly asks the driver.

"What?" The guy replies.

"I'm marrying her!" He laughs.

"No I didn't. Congratulations" The driver replies, chuckling a little.

"Thanks" Edward grins before he leans his head back against the seat and closes his eyes. "Bella fucking Swan" He mumbles.

Thankfully, we pull up outside our building within a few minutes and I help Edward out before I pay the driver and we stumble inside. I manage to prop Edward up in the lift before hitting the button for our floor.

"Wanna fuck you" He mumbles in my ear, his hands moving around my waist and his lips leaving a trail of kisses to my shoulder.

"Aren't you a little worse for wear?" I ask.

"Never" He gasps, like he's genuinely offended by the remark.

I giggle before we make our way out of the lift and down the hall. I grab my keys and unlock the door before Edward stumbles inside.

"Gotta pee, then I'll be ready baby," He says before disappearing into the bathroom.

I chuckle at him, rolling my eyes before kicking my shoes off and heading into the bedroom. I'm just taking my earrings out when I hear the toilet flush and Edward walking back down the hall.

Suddenly I feel strong arms wrap around my waist and a hot mouth on my neck. I moan quietly at the feel of him before I turn around and his mouth slams to mine. Edward groans loudly before I push him away with a giggle.

"Why don't you lie down?" I tell him.

"Yes ma'am" He says before falling backwards onto the bed, spread eagle.

I laugh at him, rolling my eyes and expecting him to fall asleep almost immediately but instead, he watches me moving around the room.

"Take your dress off" He whispers.

I turn to look at him and he's watching me with dark eyes. I can see the lust in them and the sight takes my breath away. I glance down his body and see him straining against his pants.

"Please" He groans.

I smile a little deciding to give him what he wants. I decide to put a little show on for him before I reach around to my side and unzip my dress. I turn my back to him as I pull the fabric from my shoulders and push the dress down to my waist. I wiggle my hips a little as I shove the dress over my ass and down my legs, letting it pool at my feet.

I hear a deep rumble from behind me and turn to look over my shoulder. Edward's lying on his back, his hand palming himself through his pants and I can't help but moan at the sight.

"Take your clothes off too" I tell him.

I might not have consumed the same quantity of alcohol as Edward but the amount I've had has certainly made me feel more mellow and confident. Not to mention the way Edward's looking at me makes me feel so fucking powerful.

He springs into action, ripping his shirt over his head before he unbuttons his pants and shoves them down, kicking them off. It's almost humourous at how he wrestles with his clothes and I stifle a smile. His hands immediately return to his boxers, pushing them down and kicking them to the floor before his cock slaps against his stomach.

"More" He groans, his eyes fixed on my face.

"Touch yourself" I whisper.

I watch him take a shuddering breath before he takes himself in his hand, pumping slowly. I moan at the sight. It's so fucking hot to see him like this.

I reach behind my back, looking over my shoulder at him and unclasp my bra. I let the fabric fall to the floor, revealing my bare back to him.

"Fuck" He moans, his eyes moving over my naked skin.

I slip my fingers under the thin fabric of my panties and wiggle my hips, sliding them down my legs. I make a point of bending over, keeping my legs straight as I do.

"Mmm love your fuckin' ass" He groans.

I look back at him and see his hand moving faster, pumping harder, his mouth hanging open slightly as he watches me. I turn around slowly and Edward groans loudly, his eyes moving over my body like I'm a feast to a dying man.

"So fuckin' hot...so...so fuckin' sexy" He grunts, his teeth finding purchase on his bottom lip.

I move towards him, kneeling on the bed in front of him.

"Touch yourself" He pants.

I moan, before sliding my hand down my stomach until I can rub my finger over the small bundle of nerves between my legs.

"Oh fuck" He grunts, his eyes trained on my pussy.

I moan, watching his hand moving over his cock, the way he twists his wrist as he gets to the tip, how his eyes flutter and his back arches slightly.

"Fuck I want you" He breathes.

I moan, rubbing my finger a little faster. Apparently, copious amounts of alcohol make Edward talk dirty and removes all brain filter because suddenly he's telling me every dirty thought in his head.

"Want you to suck me" He grunts.

I remove my fingers from my pussy before pushing his hand away and sinking my mouth down onto him.

"Oh fuck!" He cries out, his hands going to my head.

I swirl my tongue around the tip, bobbing my head quickly and listening to Edward's dirty mouth pant and groan above me.

"Oh yeah...fuck...fuckin' suck it...so good...love your fuckin' mouth..." He groans and his words make me moan around him. "Fuck...baby...your hand..." He moans.

I don't know exactly what he means so I give him my hand and then moan when he slides it between his legs to his balls. I get the idea and roll his balls in my palm. I hear his breathing turn into harsh pants before he's suddenly wrenching my mouth away from him.

"Wanna be inside you" He grunts before flipping me onto my back and settling between my legs.

"Condom" I remind him.

He reaches over to the nightstand and grabs a condom. He struggles to tear it open so I take it from him, ripping the packet and helping him fix it to himself before he thrusts into me hard.

"Oh shit!" I gasp.

Edward fucks me like there's no tomorrow, fucking me into the mattress. He buries his head in the crook of my neck, his hips thumping into mine.

"Fuck...feel so good...so tight...so fucking good...love you" He mumbles into my ear and his words make me even wetter.

"Oh fuck...right there" I gasp, my back arching as I cling to his shoulders.

Suddenly he kneels up in front of me, his hands going to my thighs and pushing my legs further apart. I whimper, my back arching even more as he continually hits that magic spot inside of me.

"Fuuuuck...so wet...gonna cum" He groans, his head tilting back on his shoulders as his eyes flutter closed.

I moan, rubbing quick circles over my clit and feeling my legs begin to twitch. Edward's eyes flutter open and he looks down at where we're joined.

"Yeah...urgh...fuck...love" He grunts before he shudders over me and I feel him cumming. The knowledge pushes me over the edge and I cry out, my back arching under the pressure.

I pant hard, moaning and whimpering until Edward collapses on top of me. I can feel him breathing heavily into my neck before he rolls off of me and removes the condom, disposing of it in the bin beside the bed. I turn to look at him but his eyes are already closed, his breathing evening out.

"I love you" He mumbles sleepily.

"I love you too" I whisper with a smile.

"Cuddle" He suddenly says, opening his arms but keeping his eyes closed.

I giggle before shuffling closer and resting my head on his chest. I flick the light off, plunging us into darkness before he pulls me closer, burying his face in my hair.

"Gonna love you forever" He whispers.

I smile into the dark, hearing his breathing even out as he falls asleep. He's bound to have a cracking headache tomorrow but right now I don't care.

"Gonna love you forever too" I whisper back.