Me dying at my house for 4 days straight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me the second I set foot in my first period: *Sigh* Can I go home yet?
Also, this is just random exchanges between me and my friends
Enjoy!
Will: What's everyone want for Christmas?
Nicholas: The ability to tell my girlfriend "I love you"
Alex: A PS5
Gabby: I don't frickin know! Makeup
Me: For Will to leave me alone
Will: harsh
Me: But true
2nd One
*Me, Nicholas, and Alex having a pleasant conversation in our group chat*
Alex: ASH WHERE MY PIZZA ROLLS
Me: YOUR ASKING THE WRONG PERSON
Nicholas: I have your pizza rolls
Alex: GIMMME
Nicholas: No they're mine
Me: What the hell
3rd One
Me: *Trying to work on my PatB stories*
Gabby and Will: *Trying to murder each other*
Petey: *Walks in holding a soda* What the hell is happening out there
Me: Do not ask
Nicholas: *tackles Cayden through a wall*
Me: CAN I NOT WRITE IN PEACE?!
Nicholas: But he's tryna ask you out!
Me: Cayden get out and leave me and my boyfriend alone
Cayden: *Runs out*
4th One
Me and Gabby: *Watching basketball*
Gabby: I thought you didn't like basketball
Me: I don't. I am in no way emotionally invested in thi-OH HOW IS THAT A FOUL
Gabby: uh huh
5th One
Will climbing onto a plank in the lake while we visit: SEE JACK AND ROSE!? I KNEW TWO COULD'VE FIT *Looks at me and Nicholas*
Me, Nicholas, Alex, and Gabby: *Playing with a beach ball*
Me: *pokes the plank with a stick I found and pushes Will farther into the lake*
Will" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: *tosses the ball to Alex*
6th One
Will: *Putting steel drums away*
Dylan: I wonder what would happen if someone got locked in here overnight
Will wanting to be a little shit: Eh *Closes door*
Me who was still in there: What the-WILL YOU DID NOT
Nicholas and Alex: Hold up where's Ashley?
Me kicking on the door: GOD DAMMIT LET ME OUT!
(THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED BTW)
7th One
Alex: *Calling me cause I wasn't at school*
Me: Wut
Alex: Gurl where were you?
Me: At the hospital
Alex: WHAT!?
Me: Ye
Nicholas: Why you screaming
Alex: ASH WAS AT THE FRICKING HOSPITAL
Nicholas: WHAT?!
Me on the other end: I CAN HEAR YOU MORONS
8th One
My Teacher: *Looks at me* Hi good kid
Me: Sup
Will: Hi
My Teacher: Hi medium-okay kid
Will: MEDIUM-OKAY KID?!
Me: *Dying of laughter*
Fun fact: The exchange between me and Gabby about basketball came from the Animaniacs reboot and was partly inspired by my school's bb team getting obliterated at their first game.
The 6th and 8th exchanges also did happen yesterday
The 7th happened today(I had an appointment at the hospital I AM FINE)
Anyways, goodbyeeeeeeeeee!