Snyderverse Neptunia Snippets

by Derald Snyder

Snippet 26- Intervention

Timeline- After 'Law & Order: Leanbox- Guilt Tripped', shortly after Snippet 16.

*Leanbox Basilicom*

When Vert began to awake, she immediately realized something was wrong... (Why can't I move...?) Then her eyes blinked open, soon realizing why- her hands and legs had been tied down, leaving her helpless in a spread-eagle position! "What in the world...?"

"So you're awake, my darling Vert," Chika Hakozaki walked into view, Peach Macintosh at her side, both wearing frowns on their faces.

"Chika? Peach? W-what is the meaning of this?!" Vert gasped, trying to tug free to no avail.

"This is what you would call an 'intervention'," Peach spoke up. "It's come to our attention recently that you've been harboring an... unhealthy interest in small girls. Rom and Ram specifically."

"What? What is wrong with liking cute little girls?" Vert feebly protested.

"Did you not trick both Rom and Ram into dressing in some... provocative clothing recently?" Chika stated. "Clothing that little girls should have no right to be wearing at such an age?"

"What, that?! Oh, come now! Th-that was just a prank to raise Blanc's ire!" Vert insisted.

"You took pictures," Peach countered. "And don't try to deny it, we saw them on your computer when we went to wake you this morning! They've been deleted, by the way."

"You what?!" Vert's eyes shrank to white circles.

"Yes, and your hand was a bit too close to your groin, if you take my meaning!" Chika said with hands on hips.

"But... that's... that was just a coincidence!" Vert tried to argue.

"You averted your gaze. That's a dead giveaway you're lying," Peach shook her head. "I'm sorry, Lady Vert, but we have no choice but to take drastic measures." Turning away, she called, "Oh, Ploot!"

"Ploot? As in... Plutia?!" Vert's face went pale, sweat starting to bead on her face. Sure enough, the purple-haired CPU skipped into the room a few moments later. "Y-you wouldn't...!"

"Like I said, drastic measures," Peach reiterated. "You remember what we discussed, right?"

"Uh-huh," Plutia nodded and smiled. "Leave it aaaaaaall to me, Big Peashy~..." A pillar of light, and Iris Heart was standing there, Chika instinctively backing away a little. "I'll remind dear Vert here of the virtues of mature bodies..." She swayed in place, her ample bosom jiggling slightly.

"No! NO!" Vert cried, beginning to struggle against her bonds in earnest. "Please, anything but this!"

"Let's go, Chika," Peach said dismissively, she and the Oracle promptly walking out. "We'll play games in your room while Ploot does her work..."

"Have fun, you two!" Iris Heart waved after them, turning back to Vert once the door had shut, taking out a bottle of warming liquid. "So, my dear Vert, where should we begin? Perhaps removing those clothes of yours~"

"No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vert wailed, sweat streaming down her face...

*Some time later...*

Peach gritted her teeth as she clicked away at her game controller, only to cry in frustration as 'ULTRAAAAA COMBOOOO!' was heard from the TV speakers. "Dammit! I thought I had you that time! How did you make that comeback?!"

"I've played this one with Lady Vert quite a bit, you know," Chika taunted smugly. "Did you think that we only played BL games together?"

"One. More. Time." Peach growled through gritted teeth as the game returned to the character selection screen. Just then, the door opened, the two ladies turning their heads to see... "L-Lady Vert?!" the blonde gasped.

It was indeed Vert, a serene smile on her face, dressed in skimpy green lingerie, swaying back and forth slightly. "My dear Chika... I'm so sorry. I see the light now... I shouldn't have been settling for such immature girls. Not when there was my Oracle, standing right there for me, all along..."

"My... my darling Vert..." Chika stood up, an unreadable expression on her face. "Are you saying...?"

"Yes. I am." Before Peach realized it, the CPU had leapt past her, tackling Chika onto the bed! "You've massaged me so well, so many times... it's about time I repaid the favor..." With that, she began snogging Chika deeply, the greenette not resisting in the slightest.

"Uh..." Peach's eyes shrank to circles at the sudden forward display... But then a whip snapped around her upper arm, promptly yanking her out the room, the door slamming shut a moment later!

"I think we should give them their privacy, don't you~?" Iris Heart spoke into Peach's ear as she pulled her to her feet.

"Um, yeah," Peach grunted, shaking her head as very suggestive noises began to emanate from within Chika's room. "Before those noises give you any ideas..."

"I don't need to hear raunchy noises to give me ideas," Iris chuckled, turning Peach to face her. "Don't worry, this is as far as I'll go with you, I promise..." With that, her lips met the blonde's in a passionate kiss...

*Later, in Vert's room...*

"Um, what do you mean when you say 'the intervention was successful'?" Blanc said from the holo-screen.

"Don't worry, Vert won't be going after your little sisters aaaaaaanymore," Plutia responded. "I showed her the error of her ways..."

"Before you ask, yes, she went Iris Heart on her," Peach sighed. "I wanted to nip this in the bud before Lady Vert went full-blown pedophile, like those child trafficking thugs Ploot helped the police bust a short while back..."

"I... I see," Blanc's eye twitched slightly. "Well, I can see where you're coming from... I was pretty damn pissed when Vert was taking pictures of Rom and Ram dressed like that, but I thought it was just a prank to turn my screws, so to speak..."

"I wouldn't have intervened if I thought Vert was just doing it to mess with you," Peach pointed out. "But we caught her with those photos on her PC, in a... compromising position. So I got with Chika and called Ploot, and the rest is history. Let's just say... if those unsavory rumors about Lady Vert and Chika weren't true before, they're definitely true now."

"Right..." Blanc ducked her head, blushing a little. "Well, I guess I should thank you for sticking your neck out for my sake... and my sisters'. Let's just hope you won't have to pull something like this again..."

"I hope not either, honestly," Peach nodded, glancing over at Plutia.

"I promise I only did what I had to to show Vert the error of her ways," Plutia gently asserted. "Although, I wonder if my world's Vert won't go down the same path..."

"Yeah, well, that Vert still has her extended family with her, so hopefully..." Peach sighed.

"Yeah, speaking of which, I was talking with my counterpart, and she implied that things got pretty intense when she got dragged into your last tryst with the other Noire," Blanc addressed Plutia, a blood vein visible on her head.

"Huh? B-but that was ages ago!" Plutia fretted, her eyes shrunk to circles. "E-ever since that incident when I punished the wrong guy for hurting kids, I've been trying to restrain myself, I swear...!"

"I'm inclined to believe her, Lady Blanc," Peach cut in. "She was pretty torn up over that whole thing, even waived her immunity and got put on trial, though the jury acquitted her..."

"Is that so...?" Blanc muttered, not looking completely convinced. "Well, I'm gonna contact the other me again next week, and then we'll how restrained you've been! Got it?"

"Oh, don't worry, I'll treat my Blanny right, I promise," Plutia nodded.

*Snippet 26- End*