Ranma 1/2
Tender Loving Care
Ranma sighed, as he looked at the hulking behemoth, "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache." The gigantic beast's eyes grew wide, and it began a series of furious bellows.
Ranma blinked, and then frowned, "That was uncalled for. You're sleeping on the couch for that one, mister." The pigtailed boy retorted, right before evading a massive fist that pulverized the concrete where he was standing.
Ranma ran down the street, while being chased by the flying creature, "We need to have these conversations in private, you want the whole neighborhood to know our business?" Ranma ducked under his 'husband's divebomb, "Geez, do you always have to be so bull headed?"
Pantihose Saotome landed heavily in front of the pigtailed boy, and roared with his fists raised.
"Uh, can you change back? My neck hurts from having to crane it to look at you." Not caring for the pun possibly, the beast brought down both fists towards the seemingly oblivious young man. He raised his fists, and found no gooey, mushy mess.
"Hey! You didn't even save me some!" Ranma's irritated voice stated from closer to the other Saotome's waist, holding his empty cold water gourd, "Really, If I don't change, people are gonna look at us funny again!"
Pantihose-Saotome's eyes became blood red, as all reason fled. Name change or not, Femboy was *DEAD*!!! The large beast brought his fists in to crush Ranma against his waist, and managed to crush a couple of other things instead.
"You know?" Ranma said, sitting on his husband's shoulder, "Even though you constantly acting eel with me, you'll always be my Mr. Bully Bull." Ranma blinked when he realised he was apparently being ignored, at the bulging wide eyes of the beast, as they threatened to pop out of his head, and looked down to see what the problem was.
"Now see? If you had saved me some water, I could have helped you with that..."
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"Really, Sis," Nabiki started with a condensending tone, "The ceiling light won't support your weight foerever, you know?"
"JUST GET THAT DAMN THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Akane screamed, while just barely pulling her backside away from the leaping rabbits anxious buck teeth. Bunny paused, before getting a sinister gleam in its eye, and rushed to a wall.
::SHING::
The rabbit seemed to snicker as it inspected its claws.
"SHING? WHAT JUST WENT SHING?" Akane demanded frantically, looking for wherever the sociopathic pet ran off to.
"Do you really want to know?" Nabiki asked with some amusement in her voice, "Hey, that's a pretty smart rabbit."
"WHAT? WHAT IS IT..." Akane trailed off, as she saw Bunny scale the wall with its claws, and then attach itself to the ceiling, "*Whimper*!"
"Honestly, I thought martial artists were supposed to have a backbone!" the middle Tendou daughter chided, while standing on the sofa and plucking the feral rabbit off the ceiling by the scruff of its neck.
The outraged rabbit turned its attentions to its captive, roaring and flailing its claws dangerously. Nabiki looked unamused.
::SMACK!::
"Bad Bunny! No!" The middle Tendou sister shouted, after smacking the rabbit on the top of its head. Her captive stared back at her incredulously.
"Na-Nabiki..." Akane whispered. Her sister just became her new hero.
"Now that you've calmed down, let's go get you something to eat. I can do with a snack myself," Nabiki carried the rabbit by its scruff to the kitchen, while it stared forward incredulously.
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"Please stop, you're embarrasing me," Ranma commanded with a chagrined tone, as he watched Pantihose Saotome bellow in pain, while hopping around on one hoof and holding onto the other one in pain.
"If I had known you were so accident prone, I wouldn't have married you, you jerk!"
The beast turned an enraged eye towards the other Saotome, and swung its heavy fist in a backhand after the pigtailed boy. Ranma casually leapt over the swing, and turned to the sound of a fist striking metal.
Mr. Bully Bull's muscles locked up, as was usual when thousands of watts were being forcefed through your body.
"Somebody lives there, you know?" Ranma said, dissapprovingly, "If I had known you were also so destructive... you have any other issues we better address?"
The beast was too busy trying to unclench its jaw to reply.
"Comon, I'm your spouse, you can tell me," Ranma stated in a caring voice.
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"So..." Haun Tao started gravely, "The Ashura was nothing more than a charleton?"
"Yes, I watched as she changed forms, along with the redhead. She's the young man with the pigtail we had seen earlier every so often while chasing her."
"They decieved us," the elder stated factually, "This is..." she picked up a book, and looked for the proper word, "This is wack. Perhaps this dawn, we'll eliminate both threats to our existance."
"If you feel that best, honored Elder," Shampoo replied respectfully, while examing her butterfly sword with an intentful eye.
"Soon, honor shall be restored to the Amazons, at Ranma's expense." All the Amazon warriors cheered patriotically.
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"How.. ugh... in the world did you get yourself suck in there?" Ranma questioned, gritting his teeth as he attempted to help pull the gigantic beast out of the manhole it was lodged in up to its waist, "You are such a clutz!"
Pantihose Saotome was beyond enraged now, as he silently fumed from his prone position. His usually analytical mind developed one track that looped over and over, "MURDER, DEATH, KILL."
"I know!" Ranma proclaimed, "I'll be back, I'm gonna go get some butter. That should help you slide right out!" Ranma bounded off, right as a large Mack truck turned the corner. The large beast snapped out of its mantra, to gap at it with wide eyes.
"YO! PANTIHOSE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT..."
Ranma sighed, as he looked at the furrow that was dug in the road by his husband, and then to the flying object that soared over the horizon, "You know? What would a mack truck be doing on a city street?" The pigtailed boy mused, "Come to think of it, we could have just used hot water to shrink him..."
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Nabiki tossed the bits of chopped up carrots to the rabbit, as it skillfully caught and nashed without remourse. Nabiki had to admit, Bunny was being uncharactoristically tame; she hoped she didn't hit it too hard.
"What's with the sudden change? I didn't think rabies wore off, just like that," she quipped with a curious amusement. Bunny stared at her with glossy crimson red eyes with pink irises that made Nabiki slightly nausious at the cutesy limit being illegally exeeded. Truthfully, the look was making her slightly nervous also.
"Would you quit looking at me like that?" the Tendou daughter snapped, finally, "it's sickening!" In reply, Bunny hopped up onto her bed, and into her lap. Once settled, it gave a sigh, and dropped it's head to rest.
Nabiki blinked a couple of times at the pet's suddenly peculiar behavior, while absently stroking its fur.
"Wierd."
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Ranma sat on the wall, patiently waiting, while kicking his legs against his perch. The sound of thundering hooves taking slow, stead, purposeful, and outright angry steps was nearing him, signaling the return of his spouse.
Ranma turned to glare at the black silouette of a beast that was glowing with a bright violet battle aura that rivaled most electric plants in energy generated, "Took you long enough! You know how long I've been waiting? It's almost time for dinner, you know?"
Pantihose Saotome's eyes were almost pupiless; dilating to the size of pinpricks. All meaning was lost to his mind, exept for one general purpose, homicide.
Without a cry, or any fanfair, the giant monster brought back its fist, and aimed it at the pigtailed boy that stared curiously at him. Right as the punch was about to be launched, the beast fell flat on its face in exhaustion.
Ranma tsked at the state of the creature, and dowsed it with hot water it had recovered during his weight. Once the other Saotome shifted back to his natural form, the pigtailed boy picked him up, and slung him over his shoulder, starting for home.
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"Ranma, you almost missed dinner," Kasumi replied, and the spied the bundle Ranma was carrying on his shoulder, "Oh my, who's this?"
"Oh, someone I have an obligation to," Ranma replied off-handedly.
"Obligation, what kind?" Akane asked, looking into the hall.
"Oh, to have and to hold, during sickness and health..." Ranma recited casually, as he carried the unconcious young man on his shoulder up to his room. Akane and Kasumi looked at each other curiously.
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Somewhere in Nerima...
"RANMA SAOTOME! I SWEAR I WILL FIND THIS TENDOU DOJO BEFORE DAWN, AND MAKE YOU PAY!!!!"
____________________________________
Somewhere else in Nerima...
"You little puke, by dawn, I swear there won't be enough of you to fill an A-cup." The shriveled old martial artist let his battle aura flair in anger and warning.
____________________________________
Yet somewhere else in Nerima...
Haun Tao looked up, as she sensed the powerful battle aura, but ignored it for the task at hand, "Yes, young warriors, perpare yourselves for the final glorious confrontation against the great enemy of the Amazon nation! We attack at Dawn."
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A gas station in Nerima...
"Yeah, high grade petrol please. Only the best to flambe Ranma Saotome..." Stated the young man wearing a trenchcoat to the gas station attendant.
____________________________________
Just outside Nerima...
"BREATHERN, WE HAVE ARRIVED ON HOLY GROUND!"
____________________________________
A bit closer to the Tendou Dojo...
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME!" Screamed an upset Hindu girl that was bound to a light pole.
Tender Loving Care
Ranma sighed, as he looked at the hulking behemoth, "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache." The gigantic beast's eyes grew wide, and it began a series of furious bellows.
Ranma blinked, and then frowned, "That was uncalled for. You're sleeping on the couch for that one, mister." The pigtailed boy retorted, right before evading a massive fist that pulverized the concrete where he was standing.
Ranma ran down the street, while being chased by the flying creature, "We need to have these conversations in private, you want the whole neighborhood to know our business?" Ranma ducked under his 'husband's divebomb, "Geez, do you always have to be so bull headed?"
Pantihose Saotome landed heavily in front of the pigtailed boy, and roared with his fists raised.
"Uh, can you change back? My neck hurts from having to crane it to look at you." Not caring for the pun possibly, the beast brought down both fists towards the seemingly oblivious young man. He raised his fists, and found no gooey, mushy mess.
"Hey! You didn't even save me some!" Ranma's irritated voice stated from closer to the other Saotome's waist, holding his empty cold water gourd, "Really, If I don't change, people are gonna look at us funny again!"
Pantihose-Saotome's eyes became blood red, as all reason fled. Name change or not, Femboy was *DEAD*!!! The large beast brought his fists in to crush Ranma against his waist, and managed to crush a couple of other things instead.
"You know?" Ranma said, sitting on his husband's shoulder, "Even though you constantly acting eel with me, you'll always be my Mr. Bully Bull." Ranma blinked when he realised he was apparently being ignored, at the bulging wide eyes of the beast, as they threatened to pop out of his head, and looked down to see what the problem was.
"Now see? If you had saved me some water, I could have helped you with that..."
____________________________________
"Really, Sis," Nabiki started with a condensending tone, "The ceiling light won't support your weight foerever, you know?"
"JUST GET THAT DAMN THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Akane screamed, while just barely pulling her backside away from the leaping rabbits anxious buck teeth. Bunny paused, before getting a sinister gleam in its eye, and rushed to a wall.
::SHING::
The rabbit seemed to snicker as it inspected its claws.
"SHING? WHAT JUST WENT SHING?" Akane demanded frantically, looking for wherever the sociopathic pet ran off to.
"Do you really want to know?" Nabiki asked with some amusement in her voice, "Hey, that's a pretty smart rabbit."
"WHAT? WHAT IS IT..." Akane trailed off, as she saw Bunny scale the wall with its claws, and then attach itself to the ceiling, "*Whimper*!"
"Honestly, I thought martial artists were supposed to have a backbone!" the middle Tendou daughter chided, while standing on the sofa and plucking the feral rabbit off the ceiling by the scruff of its neck.
The outraged rabbit turned its attentions to its captive, roaring and flailing its claws dangerously. Nabiki looked unamused.
::SMACK!::
"Bad Bunny! No!" The middle Tendou sister shouted, after smacking the rabbit on the top of its head. Her captive stared back at her incredulously.
"Na-Nabiki..." Akane whispered. Her sister just became her new hero.
"Now that you've calmed down, let's go get you something to eat. I can do with a snack myself," Nabiki carried the rabbit by its scruff to the kitchen, while it stared forward incredulously.
____________________________________
"Please stop, you're embarrasing me," Ranma commanded with a chagrined tone, as he watched Pantihose Saotome bellow in pain, while hopping around on one hoof and holding onto the other one in pain.
"If I had known you were so accident prone, I wouldn't have married you, you jerk!"
The beast turned an enraged eye towards the other Saotome, and swung its heavy fist in a backhand after the pigtailed boy. Ranma casually leapt over the swing, and turned to the sound of a fist striking metal.
Mr. Bully Bull's muscles locked up, as was usual when thousands of watts were being forcefed through your body.
"Somebody lives there, you know?" Ranma said, dissapprovingly, "If I had known you were also so destructive... you have any other issues we better address?"
The beast was too busy trying to unclench its jaw to reply.
"Comon, I'm your spouse, you can tell me," Ranma stated in a caring voice.
____________________________________
"So..." Haun Tao started gravely, "The Ashura was nothing more than a charleton?"
"Yes, I watched as she changed forms, along with the redhead. She's the young man with the pigtail we had seen earlier every so often while chasing her."
"They decieved us," the elder stated factually, "This is..." she picked up a book, and looked for the proper word, "This is wack. Perhaps this dawn, we'll eliminate both threats to our existance."
"If you feel that best, honored Elder," Shampoo replied respectfully, while examing her butterfly sword with an intentful eye.
"Soon, honor shall be restored to the Amazons, at Ranma's expense." All the Amazon warriors cheered patriotically.
____________________________________
"How.. ugh... in the world did you get yourself suck in there?" Ranma questioned, gritting his teeth as he attempted to help pull the gigantic beast out of the manhole it was lodged in up to its waist, "You are such a clutz!"
Pantihose Saotome was beyond enraged now, as he silently fumed from his prone position. His usually analytical mind developed one track that looped over and over, "MURDER, DEATH, KILL."
"I know!" Ranma proclaimed, "I'll be back, I'm gonna go get some butter. That should help you slide right out!" Ranma bounded off, right as a large Mack truck turned the corner. The large beast snapped out of its mantra, to gap at it with wide eyes.
"YO! PANTIHOSE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT..."
Ranma sighed, as he looked at the furrow that was dug in the road by his husband, and then to the flying object that soared over the horizon, "You know? What would a mack truck be doing on a city street?" The pigtailed boy mused, "Come to think of it, we could have just used hot water to shrink him..."
____________________________________
Nabiki tossed the bits of chopped up carrots to the rabbit, as it skillfully caught and nashed without remourse. Nabiki had to admit, Bunny was being uncharactoristically tame; she hoped she didn't hit it too hard.
"What's with the sudden change? I didn't think rabies wore off, just like that," she quipped with a curious amusement. Bunny stared at her with glossy crimson red eyes with pink irises that made Nabiki slightly nausious at the cutesy limit being illegally exeeded. Truthfully, the look was making her slightly nervous also.
"Would you quit looking at me like that?" the Tendou daughter snapped, finally, "it's sickening!" In reply, Bunny hopped up onto her bed, and into her lap. Once settled, it gave a sigh, and dropped it's head to rest.
Nabiki blinked a couple of times at the pet's suddenly peculiar behavior, while absently stroking its fur.
"Wierd."
____________________________________
Ranma sat on the wall, patiently waiting, while kicking his legs against his perch. The sound of thundering hooves taking slow, stead, purposeful, and outright angry steps was nearing him, signaling the return of his spouse.
Ranma turned to glare at the black silouette of a beast that was glowing with a bright violet battle aura that rivaled most electric plants in energy generated, "Took you long enough! You know how long I've been waiting? It's almost time for dinner, you know?"
Pantihose Saotome's eyes were almost pupiless; dilating to the size of pinpricks. All meaning was lost to his mind, exept for one general purpose, homicide.
Without a cry, or any fanfair, the giant monster brought back its fist, and aimed it at the pigtailed boy that stared curiously at him. Right as the punch was about to be launched, the beast fell flat on its face in exhaustion.
Ranma tsked at the state of the creature, and dowsed it with hot water it had recovered during his weight. Once the other Saotome shifted back to his natural form, the pigtailed boy picked him up, and slung him over his shoulder, starting for home.
____________________________________
"Ranma, you almost missed dinner," Kasumi replied, and the spied the bundle Ranma was carrying on his shoulder, "Oh my, who's this?"
"Oh, someone I have an obligation to," Ranma replied off-handedly.
"Obligation, what kind?" Akane asked, looking into the hall.
"Oh, to have and to hold, during sickness and health..." Ranma recited casually, as he carried the unconcious young man on his shoulder up to his room. Akane and Kasumi looked at each other curiously.
____________________________________
Somewhere in Nerima...
"RANMA SAOTOME! I SWEAR I WILL FIND THIS TENDOU DOJO BEFORE DAWN, AND MAKE YOU PAY!!!!"
____________________________________
Somewhere else in Nerima...
"You little puke, by dawn, I swear there won't be enough of you to fill an A-cup." The shriveled old martial artist let his battle aura flair in anger and warning.
____________________________________
Yet somewhere else in Nerima...
Haun Tao looked up, as she sensed the powerful battle aura, but ignored it for the task at hand, "Yes, young warriors, perpare yourselves for the final glorious confrontation against the great enemy of the Amazon nation! We attack at Dawn."
____________________________________
A gas station in Nerima...
"Yeah, high grade petrol please. Only the best to flambe Ranma Saotome..." Stated the young man wearing a trenchcoat to the gas station attendant.
____________________________________
Just outside Nerima...
"BREATHERN, WE HAVE ARRIVED ON HOLY GROUND!"
____________________________________
A bit closer to the Tendou Dojo...
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME!" Screamed an upset Hindu girl that was bound to a light pole.