Eikichi thought his wildest dreams had come true. An all girls school! And they were all so athletic!

"Ok Mr Onizuka, its almost all ready. If you'll just sign this." The perky redhead had been talking almost constantly, the sudden silence washed over him.

"Eh?"

"It's our standard touch our girls and we'll ritually mutilate your body in disturbing ways clause. Magically binding of course. I recommend pricking your thumb." She handed him needle.

"Eh?"

"Classes are ok. It detects intent"

"Eh?"

"Just sign, ok"

No highschool girls? He looked at the redhead. It couldn't be that bad. He signed.

Of course, he doesn't know Willow, kinda gay now. Poor Eickichi. Exactly 100 words.