"So anyway, I saw like this DEMON just WALKING AROUND and I just grabbed my sword coz like they say in classes 'Be prepared'" At this she looked at the assembled staff in front of her, seeking approval. Xander nodded kindly. Wood winced a little at his blatant theft of the scout motto.
"So anyway, I jumped out the window and landed on it"
"And you didn't notice anything wierd?" interjected Buffy?
"Hello? It was like my first demon! I'd aced the flash cards on wednesday and didn't recognise it, but I figured it just wasn't in that set"
Willow looked guilty. The flash cards were her idea.
"So anyway, I started wailing on the demon, and it let out this huge cry in some demonic language, and it was doing a pretty good job of fending me off, but I figured that someonehad to hear that, and peoplewere on the way and I had to hold it off from carrying out its apocalyptic tasks untill they got there."
By this time the pseudo-militant fervour in the 14 year old girls eyes was a little disturbing to see. Buffy decided to end it there.
"Ok, thanks Jane. Good work defending justice. We'll talk again tomorrow."
The pubescent demon fighter jumped down from her stool and skipped to the door. "So, like can I get a hall pass? I'm late for archery."
"It's ok, Kennedy knows you were with us" replied Buffy.
After she skipped out, the scoobies huddled.
"So, will Eikichi be ok?" asked Xander.
"We think so. He's just going to have to rethink his cosplay hobby. Maybe nothing with a full face mask, and definately never Godzilla again"
So, exactly 300 words. The starting almost every sentence with so was intentional. Please contact me if you want to preread a buffy/discworld crossover chapter. I've been stuck on it for ages.