Disclaimer ; Naruto isn't mine...sight...
THIS IS THE TRANSLATION OF "le dixieme essai" OF Yohko the demo /u/696096/
THANKS !
Ok, be indulgent, that's my seconf fic in english and I'm a french girl so...I think that trere is many grammar problems in my text...
Jiraiya is one of my favourite characters and oneof my friends aked me to translate this into english..I hope you'll enjoy it...send me a review if it's really impossible to read !
The 10th attempt...
I always thought that the best way to make me loved by somebody was to kiss him.
I don't know if it's my reasoning or the people on who I tried it , but this idea gived me more slaps than kisses .
But I'm very determined.
So, the idea of changing my plan never cross my mind.
And it's not an Orochimaru who will change that.
The firts time , it was this morning . I asked him very politely.
He has looked at me , and returned to his book.
I'm determined, suicidar and I talk too much, I know. But, even me, I know when to stop talking in front of Orochimaru. So I waited.
Maybe five minutes.
The second time (five minutes after , so) I tried to hypnotize him with my new jutsu from Sarutobi.
Like I had to know , he already known the parry and bloqued me , without stopping reading.
Irritating ... but, like I just said , I'm a very determined man.
So, I just sat next to him , without speaking , without bothering him.
In fact, it makes exactly three hours that I'm not bothering him .
One hour ago, I brought something to eat to him. I just heard a small "thanks" , but it's the essential thing , no?
And now , night is coming , yes, we're in october ... At last, it's calm.
Of course , nobody (or ... ) is enough mad/known enough Orochimaru to take the liberty of bothering Orochimaru when he's reading . Delete as appropriate.
Execpt me , of course . And Tsunade. And some of Hight-graded ninjas. And Sarutobi.
But I'm still searching from whose category we are ... stupid or friends ?
Oh , It's dark. Orochimaru is still reading. I'd to know what is it.
Ok. It's time for the third attempt .
"Oro... You've got snakes's eyes , not cat's eyes. You'll be going to have to wear big glasses if your trying to read at night..."
Of course , he didn't answer , but closed the book , stood up and started walking calmly on his way to return at home.
And I'm following him.
"Wait ! I come with you ! We don't know , night is dangerous , maybe a mad ANBU is around... "
I know, I know . At least , he's going to wake up now , he's not listening to me so...
Here we go, my favourite snake and me , walking calmly in that forest , and in those small path of konoha .
Orochimaru didn't like crowds, and , at this time , the principal road of Konoha must be full.
Finally, the giant and sinister house , empty and ruined at certains places , Orochimaru's house in two word, appears in front of us.
Don't look at the top, don't look at the top, don't look at the...OUCH ! stiff neck hurts.
"Oro ? "
He slowed down. Good , he's listening to me.
"There's nothing to eat in my house et I haven't got any money to go to the ramen bar... can you lodge me this evening ? "
Silence. Maybe he wasn't listening in fact. Maybe he didn't wanna hear me.
We arrived in front the gate . An argument will be good now.
Is it my birthday today ...?
No.
He opened the gate who grate cheerfully. Shit.
" Come in. "
...I know that stopping to dribble will be great now ...but I think I can't.
Finally , we find us in one of the giant hallway of that house .
Useless to clarify that there more bloody mess than in my house , I always known that this man was hiding us something NORMAL.
He put his book on a pile of sundry objects and went to another room.
Kitchen. Perfect. My stomach is burning.
He starts to work on something and I spent ten minutes to give him the salt and to try to read in his cold eyes.
Finally, he gived me bowl and chopsticks , took his and returns at his book.
Time for the Fourth attempt.
I follow him , put my bowl on a sort of statue and stand behind him.
"Yes ? "
Hallelujah, Inch'allach, etcetera, et cetera.
Orochimaru has SPEAK.
Without being forced.
Let's go, the "shy boy" tactic.
" uh... In fact... Uh... I don't know... how to..."
Jiraiya who's tring to find his word . Impossible !
Ok. Whether he don't care, whether I'm a bad player.
I love my ego , and my ego loves me . Let say that he knows me too well.
Finally , I turn around and stand in front of him , just to see his beautiful face (urrkkk ...I did just say "beautiful" ? )
Noooo... it was not me ..just my second personnality.
" You know that I'm gonna bother you until I'll have it ?
-What ?
-My kiss. "
Cold glare. Book.
What an expressive man.
Ok. Fourth attempt is lost. No problem.
Safety plan .
"Can I sleep here this night ? It's cold outside and it's snowy... "
Ok, a little bit stupid reason , isn't it ?
"I suppose that you'll be sleeping in front of my house if I say no ? "
"Yep. "
Haha. No, I don't look silly with my big smile who makes four times the size of my head.
"You know were are the sleeping bags..."
"Thanks , Oro !"
And here we go for the fourth attempt . I jump to his lips ... and receive the book on my face . Ouch.
"Stop that and bring a sleeping bag. "
Yes , master.
Fouth attempt is lost.
"NOT in my room. "
"But, Oro, it's the only room enough big... "
Cold glare. Ok, second chance.
"The only one were your bloody mess leaves enough place. "
" Not in my room. "
Ok, this guy is CRUEL.
No, I don't sleep in Orochimaru's house every night.
Finally, I find a empty room (OMG, is it possible ? ) and re-come into his room.
"Oro? "
"What , now ? "
That's funny, he become talkative without his book.
"Good night ? "
"Hm hm. "
"You know.."
I take a first step to approach him. Fifth attempt.
"...when we say 'good night ' to somebody... normally, we kiss them. "
" Never heard. Sleep. "
Ok. Lost.
No matter ! Bothering, annoying , but no matter.
I lay down, sheets on my mouth.
Remove sheets
Take back sheets
Turn around.
Re-turn around.
Re-return around.
Sight.
Stand up to open the window.
Lay down
Stand up
It sleeps an Oro ?
I'd like to verify this.
Two seconds on pause to remember all the risks of long and painful death that I incur.
Departure.
I love to live dangererousely.
In fact, there's many snakes in that house . Statues, pictures , on the floor , the walls , the plates , the furnitures , the weapons ...
And it seems that some of them glows in the dark...
Cool . I want the same
I know , I say that every time I come here but I never found ...
No light in his room. Closed door , not very difficult to open for me. NO , I'm not a simple ninja , I'm a Sarutobi's ninja . Different.
Like I hoped, the door opened without sounds , he he...
Ok. It still a no man's land.
I've got a good reason ! I can't sleep, I need something to help me !What ? That's not a good reason ? pfff...
Not my fault. Na.
Slient moves , I'm a draught. A simple draught. A draught who not wokes up the sleeping Orochimaru...
Ho, Shit.
The draught didn't know that the sleeping Orochimaru were so...wonderfull !
Breathe in, Breathe out, Jiraiya .
He's too cute ! I knew that this man was not human but not at this point...
Seriously , from where came this moon light on his face ?
He put something on the dinner . Yep, it's only that , the dinner was poisonned.
Ok. Midnight.
I try the "Sleeping Beauty " tactic ?
I've only my life to loose ...
No ?
Yes.
Ok. Sixth attempt.
My lips approach his ... tensed public ... Will I ...
And there , just there , he open his eyes .
WAAAAAAH !
A three meters jump and a meeting with the ceiling after , I found myself on the carpet.
It's only me or he has an amused look ?
No , it must be me . Orochimaru "le grand " CANNOT have an amused look. All my world is collapsing.
"You weren't sleeping . "
"No. "
" You never sleep ? "
"I'm insomniac."
Poor boy.
"You want ? "
Ok. Now , it's a really Shitting situation.
"No...nothing... good night. "
I go out and close the door. Shit , shit, shit , SHIT !
I lay down and search another way ...
Dark hole. (one or two l , here ? )
In fact , it's more simple with girls ...Execpt Tsunade , they're not enough powerful to push me away.
But Orochimaru's not a girl. I think.
I don't know how to do .
Give up ?
NEVER ! He's a living god !
Oups , never repeat that .
Suddently , a steaming cup appears in front of me .
Huh ?
"It will helps you to sleep . "
Orochimaru's standing in front of me , with the cup.
Impassible look , like ever.
It's me or it's a little bit ... strange .
"We've gotta a B-rank mission tomorrow ... you must be woke up. " explained the snake.
Ok. For the team's good.
Hey , if it was only a bad revenge ?
"You wanna drug me ? "
He sights and stood up .
"Like you want. "
And he goes out. He goes out ? ?NO !
"Hey , wait !"
He stops ! Ok, I'm dreaming.
But a dream or not, I'll be a little bit stupid here if I don't say anything right now.
NOW , I say !
"And you , you don't sleep ? "
"I already told you ; I'm insomniac. "
"Uh. Can we talk a little ? Just during the time Idrink ..this "
Ups . Bad idea. Talking with Orochimaru seems always like a battle .
"As you want ..."
Here , you see ? He starts . He remembers me that I wana talk , not HIM .
Hesat down calmly just in front of me .
He looks at me . It looks like a smile ... a smile ?
Hey ! Eath calls Jiraya , answer , answer . It makes two minutes that you're looking at him , two minutes that you're dribbling !
Do. Not. Blush .
Okay , calm down. Relax , all's gonna be okay .
Find something to say . Now.
"So you never slept ? "
Okay , that was a bad question.
"Of course I do ... A little , that's all. "
"Hm hm ... That's why you'rte so white or it's natural ? "
Okay , that's ZE question that I always wanna ask him. Warning , boy and girl, the TRUTH ! Is Orochimaru coming from another planet ?
" I don't know. I always slept a little , so ...maybe it's in my genes to be this white ..."
Can he talk like a NORMAL teenager sometimes ?
No. I don't think so.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah , I cut here my story .. if you wanna the end ..review me !
Orochimaru : Hey ! I look like an hight brow here !
Jiraya : You aren't an hight brow ?
Oro ; Shut up , toad .
Jiraya : ... oro ..
Oro : hm ?
Jiraya : can ya kiss me ?
Oro : in your dreams !
fleurdpine ; I think that you'll in the suit of the story
Oro : I ..WHAT ? no ! I'll never kiss that toad !
Jiraya ; Oro , you're a bad player ..
fleurdpine : ... You'll have your chance jira ..
jiraya ; Really ? When ?
fleurdpine : ...
Thanks for reading ... and you know what to do to have the end !
Review's button is here !