It's a ShinnStellar Thing
"Good grief, Rey, cant you think of something creative for once? The bouquet of roses is so…old school," Auel was crying out loud.
"Its not supposed to be creative, it's a classic," Rey said, trying to explain his roses idea to a guy who thought hotdogs were romantic.
"Classics are lame. Hotdogs are way more romantic than a bunch of flowers that are doing to die anyway. Besides, you know how touchy Stellar is on the whole death thing. You'll just upset her more," Auel argued.
"What about hotdogs AND roses?" Lunamaria said in a desperate attempt to keep the peace.
"What about thongs? Thongs are cool, Shinn likes thongs, who doesn't?" a voice said out of nowhere.
"That's a good idea, Sting," Auel said, without having to even turn around.
"Now that's a creative idea," Auel said to Rey who just raised a disgusted eyebrow.
"Thanks, I like it too," Sting said proudly.
"Which one? The thong or the idea?" Lunamaria asked suspiciously, her hands protecting her skirt all the same.
When she said that, Sting put on his horny face and looked at her.
"Both."
The four of them continued to plan which took really long since every fifteen minutes or so, they'd get into an argument not unlike the one above. Their plan was really long and it wont really be a surprise if I told you, something like when your teacher says "Hey, we have a surprise quiz tomorrow, and it's a surprise, okay, so don't study." Which is a tad pointless. Good thing for you if you studied but it's a bit of a bore for the teacher who cant fail anyone because her surprise quiz wasn't at all too surprising.
Now then, that their planning is done, get ready to be surprised.
The next surprising day…
DINGALING A LING TOOT TOOT TOTOTOOT TOOTOTOTO (don't bother to try and say this out loud, its impossible, like trying to touch your nose.)
Shinn was awakened by his alarm clock, then lay awake in his bed for what seemed like five seconds but was really five minutes then got up dressed and went down in what seemed like ten minutes but was really ten seconds.
Then, he had breakfast as usual, read comics as usual and messed with his guns as usual. Then something unusual happened.
He sat on a Whoopee cushion.
The initial shock was enough to make him jump up and trip over his own feet. As if someone predicted he would fall over (and that would be me) a coffee table was strategically placed near the place where he fell and he bumped his head on it (now, I wonder who put that there?).
Shinn got up and went to get ice for his head but someone had put gum on the door of the refrigerator and made it harder to open. He pulled and pulled with all the might he could muster (which wasn't really a lot, thanks to the bumped head). The door opened suddenly, making him fall flat…again.
To make things worse, Sting came in, looking straight ahead and stepped on Shinn's stomach.
"Fuck! Are you blind as well as horny, Sting?" Shinn cried out louder than he intended due to the throbbing head, the painful arse and now the stepped on stomach.
"Oops, sorry. Didn't see you there Shinn. Cant you lie down on a bed like a normal person?" Sting said, shrugged then went away.
Then Auel came bounding into the room, stepped on Shinn again, like a single army of fangirls in a Click Five video.
"You know, the floor is good for posture. Glad to see you finally thought about your figure," Auel said.
"I don't care about my posture," Shinn said, eyes wide and teeth grit.
"Oh, well. That's too bad," Auel said, stepped on Shinn one last time then went away.
Head throbbing, arse painful and stomach and torso full of Sting's and Auel's footprints, Shinn made his way back to his bed, ice in hand.
He collapsed on his bed and applied the ice on his head when he began to smell something like chloroform (Homer Simpson, anyone?). He fell into a deep anesthetic sleep. And when he woke up….
"Stellar! What are you doing here? And why are you wearing…a thong!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam, Click Five or Homer Simpson or anything else mentioned here.
Author's Note: Ack! Thank you guys so much for the reviews! I know, I only got five but my other story wasn't really a success and I had to force my friends to review for me so I wouldn't feel so depressed but this is really cool. I must sound like a really shallow person right now but I cant help it.
Eternal Rain: Stings here now, hope you're happy!
To the other reviewers: I'll be happy to oblige to any requests or questions.
To the other people who didn't review but read my story anyway: Did you like it or did you just have nothing else to read? Constructive crit very much appreciated!