Its a ShinnStellar Thing

"Stellar! What are you doing here?" Shinn yelled.

This is too good to be true, he thought. Stellar in a thong, I wonder who came up with that idea? He should be given a medal or something. Oh yes, Shinn was getting really horny now, even if he didn't show it.

"Auel told me to," Stellar replied innocently.

"Well, where is Auel?" Shinn said as he threw off the blanket, it was getting hot and stuffy for some reason.

Stellar, instead of answering him, began to giggle like mad.

"What wrong, Stellar?" Shinn asked when he felt "breezy" all of a sudden.

Heaven forbid what he realized when he looked down. Of course I shan't mention it here for I know that even if they're not supposed to, the little children read things more detailed than mine.

"What the hell!" Shinn exclaimed upon seeing the butt of Stellar's jokes. (haha, get it, butt?)

"I am going to get you AUEL!" he yelled for all the world to know when the next funeral service was to be held. And maybe now, they would get the name right on the tombstone.

Shinn hurriedly put on his pants and a shirt and stormed out in search of Auel (you know, I don't really get it. Why do people always suspect the people who are just a little more outspoken and unique than others. So what if Auel has more things up his sleeves. Maybe he just has longer sleeves).

"Shinn is leaving?" Stellar asked. "Shinn doesn't like what Stellar's wearing?"

I can say right now that Shinn was caught in a really tight spot here. He could've said "Yes, Stellar, I love what you're wearing, if you take it off, I'll be happier" or maybe even "Don't wear it again or I'll be sad." But he didn't.

He said, "Why don't you put on some clothes, Stellar, you might catch a cold."

Shinn, ever the nice guy.

Stellar nodded and obeyed. She picked up her clothes which were neatly folded on a nearby table and got dressed.

How odd, Shinn thought, her clothes are just here. She wasn't raped or anything so I cant be some big hero and get a medal. What if I raped her! Oh no oh no oh no. That cant be. If I'm going to marry her and make babies, I want her to be virgin at least… Great, the irony of everything.

At this point, Shinn gets lost in his own train of thought, forgets his own clothes and walks outside.

"Wow, Shinn, you're so liberated. Here I was thinking Lunamaria was crazy when she kept walking around without a bra on Thursdays," Rey commented.

Shinn looked at him. Then at Lunamaria who was looking at Rey too. Then Shinn bolted back in. He could hear the two of them arguing outside.

"Hey, Meyrin told me that Thursday was lesbo day. She was walking around without a bra too!" Lunamaria protested.

"…you fool," Rey said.

Lunamaria knocked on the door and yelled so Shinn could hear her, "Shinn! Don't forget your condom!"

God, that woman was embarrassing.

He put on some clothes while Stellar sat on the bed and watched him. He wasn't so embarrassed about being in the nuddy in front of her anymore. He dressed quickly and searched for Auel.

It took him quite a while to find Auel because that guy was so elusive and jumpy all the time. If he drank caffeine of any sort, he could run so fast he would assume a liquid state and you'd think a whirlpool just ran past.

He found him in the living room…

…kissing Stellar.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Seed Destiny or anything else I might've happened to mention here.

Author's Notes: How'd you all like it? Surprising, noh? Leave any comments in the reviews that you will be sending!