It's a ShinnStellar Thing

Little did they know that the bucket of water that was being aimed at them right that very moment was in fact being aimed at them but would miss them by a quarter inch or so. Now you might ask, what kind of a person can aim a bucket of water a quarter inch away from something? Well, Auel Neider, that's who.

The water that had just come out of what looked like a suspicious bucket splashed beside the couple and innocently lay in a puddle beside them. Sting enters the room at that precise moment and says:

"Gasp, look, a puddle of water! What shall I –looks at hand- do with it?"

Yes, he is a dreadful actor.

"I will have to separate the two of you, Shinn, move to the left and Stellar, move a skirmish to the right," he said once he finally got his lines straight.

And so they did while Sting mopped up the water. Rey passed by and Lunamaria passed by. Why? Well, they like passing by. However, their passing-by made Shinn feel a tad suspicious which is the feeling you get if you are in the same house with a schemer like Auel and minions like Rey, Luna and Sting.

Of course, he had every right to feel suspicious because Sting hit him on the back of the head with the handle of the mop and Shinn was knocked out cold. To Stellar, it looked like Sting was mopping away and the handle just happened to bump into Shinn ever-so-gently and then Shinn chose that moment to take a nap. After all, every one has the right to take a nap. They also have the right to take a nap where ever they wish, even in hallways and corridors such as the one Shinn is in now.

While Shinn was blacked out, Auel dropped by.

"Hey Stellar, would you mind helping me with something?" he asked.

"Okay," Stellar said.

"Come, there's something I need you to help me out with in the kitchen," he said and he motions her to come with him and they set off for the kitchen.

What they do in the kitchen isn't really important. They might have baked cookies or had a splendid cup of tea but the important thing is that Auel had to bring Stellar to the kitchen to distract her from Sting and Rey who were carrying Shinn's limp body and bringing it to Shinn's room.

Naturally, what happens next is a surprise, so…

…..the end

Author's note: I know that this chapter seems really short and I would like to apologize but I'll have you know that this isn't really the end.

Gotcha there.

Anyway….

Once more, Shinn awoke in his bed, and the air was really stuffy. Dejavu stuff, really so if you want a real description, go back to chapter one, copy paste the description of the room and the air when Shinn woke up, stick it here and there you go.

Since I'm a nice person, I'll take the liberty of doing that for you but with the necessary changes.

And when he woke up….

"Lunamaria! What are you doing here? And why are you wearing…a thong!"

Lunamaria in a thong, Shinn thought, this feels very wrong. Even though Shinn rather enjoyed scantily clad women beside him in bed, this felt very wrong. All of a sudden, he felt guilty and started looking for Stellar.

Stellar!

He forgot all about her, at least, until that moment. He jumped out of bed and….

"Well, where is Auel?" Shinn said as he threw off the blanket, it was getting hot and stuffy for some reason.

Lunamaria, instead of answering him, began to giggle like mad.

"What wrong, Luna?" Shinn asked when he felt "breezy" all of a sudden.

Heaven forbid what he realized when he looked down. Of course I shan't mention it here for I know that even if they're not supposed to, the little children read things more detailed than mine.

"What the hell!" Shinn exclaimed upon seeing the butt of Lunamaria's jokes. (haha, get it, butt?)

"I am going to get you AUEL!" he yelled for all the world to know when the next funeral service was to be held. And maybe now, they would get the name right on the tombstone.

Shinn hurriedly put on his pants and a shirt and stormed out in search of Auel (you know, I don't really get it. Why do people always suspect the people who are just a little more outspoken and unique than others. So what if Auel has more things up his sleeves. Maybe he just has longer sleeves).

But before he did, he passed by Stellar's room to see if she was there. She was. She was in lying down in her bed, dressed in nothing but a towel and beside her was Rey…

…in a thong!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Seed Destiny or any or its characters.

Author's Note: So, how'd you like this chapter? Weird, huh? Sad to say that this story has to end sooner or later and it might be in the next two chapters or so. However, do not despair! I'm thinking of a new story which involves Dearka, Nicol and a very odd plot. Don't forget to drop by a review so I'll be able to know your comments, suggestions, questions and/or violent reactions (preferably more of the former and less of the latter).