It's a ShinnStellar Thing
Oh god, Shinn thought, Rey in a thong. First, Stellar then Lunamaria then Rey. Were thongs the new fashion statement? What the hell was with the world and thongs? What if I counted the number of times Xenos Kadmia wrote the word 'thong' in this fanfiction? How many would that be?
Shinn clamped his hands over his ears. Too much information about the number of times Xenos Kadmia wrote 'thong' (which, by the way, is seven so you don't have to go back to the previous chapters and count how many times I wrote the word thong because I already did it for you).
Shinn's mind began to whirl. All he could think of was: thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel….. thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel…..
thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel…..
thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel…..
thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel…..
thong….Stellar….Rey…..Auel……thong…..Stellar……Rey…..Auel…..
And he got dizzier and dizzier until he fainted right then and there.
When Shinn fainted, which is for the third time in this fic, Auel and Sting once more carried him back into his room. Stellar was, of course, alright, just a little confused as to what the bloody hell Rey was doing in a thong when he had already explained to her that he was straight when she had asked a couple of days ago. While what happened to Rey and Lunamaria was another story…
"Hey Rey, I didn't know you looked so good in a thong," Lunamaria commented.
"Really? Well, in that case, you look good in one too," Rey replied.
"Then are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Lunamaria asked mischievously.
"THONG PARTY!" the two of them shouted.
….I don't think I have to elaborate more as to what they did next. I'll leave that to your imagination.
The thing about coordinators is that no matter how many times you whack them around in their machines and no matter how much they get jiggled inside, they never seem to give up right away. No matter how bruised or wounded they are, they still must fight for whatever it was they were fighting about in the first place. That was how Shinn felt when he woke up for the third time that day. His head was throbbing and he felt really weird about something he saw and he knew he shouldn't have seen.
He felt as if he was whacked and jiggled and tossed about in the Destiny and left to bleed somewhere.
But the feeling went away when he felt the presence of someone beside him.
Someone special.
Someone, who, no matter how crazy things got, stayed with him and was loyal to the end.
Someone who was not Lunamaria in a thong. Or Rey in a thong. Or Auel in a thong (which, by the way never happened so don't go around looking for it in hope of reading about Auel in a thong. No way, not in my fic.)
It was Stellar, sleeping peacefully beside him. And she was, once more, dressed in that thong which has plagued him for the whole day. The room was still exactly the way it was when he first woke up so you can just copy paste it and read it (hey, I did it the last time, its your turn this time).
Everything was the same and Shinn could feel the dejavu (I still cant spell it right) flooding back to him.
Except this time, he did the smart thing.
This time, he didn't get up.
The end.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam.
Author's Note: So, that's it. That's the end of It's a ShinnStellar Thing and I'd like to thank everyone for reviewing and being so nice even when the fic got crappy. I hope I made up for it this time. Again, check out my other fic, Nicol's NotSoDirty Little Secret which is about Dearka trying to figure out who Nicol's crush is.