A/n: I know! this took me ages, but here it finally is! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the charmed-characters, just borrowed them to make fun of!
Chapter 4 – A Witch's day out.
''Leo will you hurry up, we've been waiting for over 40 minutes!'' Piper yelled up the stairs. ''I can't decide whether to wear my my pink trunks with the yellow pretty flowers or the tight red one!'' Leo yelled back. ''Pink, pink.'' Cole muttered, poking Piper gently.
Piper looked at Cole, ''Take the tight one Sweetheart!'' she called to Leo. Cole slapped his forehead with his hand in frustration.
''Piper I said pink.'' He complained. Paige and Phoebe both started giggling loudly. Cole tried to remove his hand from his forehead and discovered that it was stuck. He turned to Phoebe and Paige, ''What have you done?'' he asked.
Paige held up a tube with super-strong glue, smiling.
Phoebe was still giggling and grabbed the couch to steady herself. ''Paige.'' Cole moaned. ''You promised you'd stop teasing me like that.'' ''Well I already promised that I wouldn't tell anyone you're impotent and..-uh – Oh.'' She bit her lower lip and started whistling innocently.
Cole could feel his face flashing red. Phoebe stopped giggling immediately, ''I knew it wasn't you. You're never that quiet during sex.'' She said. Paige raised her eyebrow. ''Inflatable.'' Cole's lips mimed. Paige quickly coughed to hide her laugh.
Leo jumped off the last three steps of the stairs, ''Ready!'' he called exitedly. Piper sighed with relief, ''Finally.'' She said.
Later on the beach Paige walked past one of the small changing cabins and she heard Cole's voice talking to Phoebe. ''Just pull Phoebe, harder.'' His voice sounded. Paige stopped in front of their cabin and listened curiously, when Phoebe and Cole both fell through the curtain and knocked Paige off her feet. ''Hey!'' she called. ''I did it!''
Phoebe called out raising both of her hands, ready to cheer, but then discovered that one of her hands was stuck at Cole's hand.
''Oh no.'' Cole groaned. ''Someone please shoot me? Now.'' He added under his breath. Paige kicked them both with her big feet, ''Get off of me. Phoebe your boobs are squashing me.'' After a lot of struggling they finally were all standing again. ''I want an ice-cream!'' Phoebe said, and she ran off forgetting about Cole who was undeliberately stuck to her. ''Wait – ugh.'' Cole was cut off by Phoebe who pulled him along and didn't even seem to notice him.
Paige gave them a little wave goodbye and then walked over to Piper, who was sitting in the sand, making small braids in her own hair. Paige let herself fall down next to her older sister, ''Hey sis, watcha doing?'' she asked cheerfully. ''Making braids. Remember when I was a fury. I looked cooler, less...girly. Maybe I should just shave all my hair off.'' She replied. Paige smiled blankly and looked over at Leo, who was sitting a few steps away from them.
He was polishing his toenails with bright pink nailpolish. Paige leaned closer to Piper, ''Sis. Do you never think that Leo might be.. – I don't know, gay?'' she said. Piper glanced at Paige and then looked at Leo,
''Paige, why do you think I've been having an affair ever since we got married? Leo doesn't want to have sex.'' She explained. ''Oh. Hmm, but that means Wyatt and Chris are..-'' ''Spoilt little brats. I know tell me about it.'' Piper interrupted her baby-sister. ''Not his.'' Paige corrected her, ''but yeah they are spoilt.'' She agreed.
''Hey! Now there's sand in my nailpolish!'' Leo yelled at Phoebe, who hopped past him, an irritated looking Cole trailing behind her. She ignored Leo and licked at her ice cream happily.
''Look I've got a strawberry, chocolate, banana, lemon, vanilla, yoghurt, melon, raspberry, cherry ice-cream.'' She told Paige. ''Cole paid.'' Cole gave Paige the she-brutally-robbed-me-from-my-wallet-by-kneeing-me-in-the-orbs-look. Paige gave him the I'll-kiss-it-better-when-we're-alone-look back.
Cole suddenly seemed to look a lot of happier. ''Come one let help Cole to get rid of.. – I mean to free him from Phoebe.'' Piper said, getting up. Paige nodded and got up as well. She walked over to Cole and wrapped her arms around his waist. Cole glanced down at her arms and smiled. Piper rolled her eyes and did the same with Phoebe. ''Okay ready? On my count. 1. 2 ..3 – Pull!'' she said. Piper and Paige both pulled as hard as they could at the person they were holding. Cole's and Phoebe's hands came loose and they all fell back in the sand.
Cole ended up on top of Paige and smiled. ''Hey you're not impotent anymore.''
Paige said smiling back. ''Ew! Get off me Pheebs!'' Leo yelled, he pushed Phoebe off of himself and shivered slightly.
''Girls.'' He muttered. Piper had already gotten up and went after a hot topless bloke that had just passed the small group. Paige sat up, ''Can you rub my back with sunlotion please?'' she handed Cole a blue bottle. Cole nodded and looked at it, 'Protection factor 120' it said. 'No wonder her skin stays so pale.' Cole thought to himself.
At the end of their day out Cole drove them back home. After a big fight who was allowed to sit next to Cole in the front seat, Leo had won and was now contently sharpening his nails. Everytime Cole had looked to his right side, Leo had given him a wink and everytime leo did that Cole started to drive harder.
That was simply the reason why Piper's SUV was now speeding with 80 mph. through San francisco. Cole pulled up outside the Manor, nearly crashing the car into the dumpsters. '"Finally!'' Piper said. She opened the door and the 3 sisters fell out of the car, because they had been sitting so close to each other. Cole quickly got out of his seat and closed the doorm locking the car. Paige got up, pulling her mini-skirt back down, ''There's sand everywhere.'' She complained. Cole smiled,
''I can help you with that.'' He looked at Phoebe who was on top of Piper, still trying to get up. He grabbed Paige's hand and ran off with her.
Piper and Phoebe finally got up, ''I totally forgot about the little brats!'' piper called and runned towards the Manor. Leo knocked on the window of the car, ''Let me out!'' he said. Phoebe waved at him and then followed Piper quickly. ''Piper!'' Leo yelled. He folded his arms, pouting that everyone seemed to have forgotten about him, or at least, that's what he thought
A/N: that was it! pleaaase : review review! please so I know if I should continue with this story! TY! xxxx