DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH! (WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF OF THAT? SOBS) THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE ANY YAOI BUT IF THERE IS THEN I'LL WARN YOU, BUT THIS IS RATED FOR SAFETY JUST IN CASE.

THE MINI YAMI ADVENTURES

ADVENTURE 2: PSYCHOLOGIST

" Malik, I can't believe you're making me see a shrink! How many times do I need to tell you, I'm not insane, just mentally challenged!"

" Well whatever you are, it needs to be sorted out because you need to be taught that its not right to set fire to peoples clothes while they're still wearing them, then start singing goodness gracious great balls of fire."

Marik sighed and followed his Hikari into the small reception area. IT was decorated in a dull and neutral beige dispersed with photos of peaceful scenic meadows and lakes, and beautiful bunches of flowers in full bloom. Malik sat Marik down on a hard backed metal chair and spoke.

" You sit here while I go and check you in. Stay. Don't move."

" Yes master. My wish is your ever-loving command."

Malik sighed and walked over to the desk to talk to the receptionist who looked barely 18 as she chewed noisily on her gum and twiddled her hair between her finger and thumb absentmindedly. While Malik desperately tried to explain Marik's appointment to the receptionist, Marik let his attention wander to the other people sitting in the waiting room. In the far corner, near a fish tank buzzing with coloured fish and plants, sat a man looking around nearly close to tears and muttering to himself, and a few seats along from him there sat a man who was bobbing his head up and down and making weird cooing noises. The woman sitting next to him saw Marik staring and spoke.

" Hypnotism accident. Poor man thinks he's a pigeon."

Marik nodded and averted his gaze as the door to the waiting room slammed open and two burly looking men stormed in, dragging a girl with messed up brown hair and mad swirling eyes. They shoved her into a chair and handcuffed her to the arms of her chair then left the room via another door. When he was sure they weren't coming back, Marik shuffled up to the seat next to her and spoke quietly.

" What you in for?"

The girl's head shot round to face him and she smiled craftily and replied with an odd pitch in her voice.

" I tried to break into the zoo and free all the Kangaroos. What about you?"

" Oh. I'm a pyromaniac with sadomasochistic tendencies. Why Kangaroos?"

The girl leant closer to him and whispered her reply as if afraid the men from before would hear her and take her away.

" You have no idea how badly the Kangaroos are treated. You know chicken nuggets? They're actually Kangaroo meat. Beef burgers? Kangaroo."

Marik gasped in horror.

" So making us believe chicken nuggets are actually made out of chickens is a huge coverup! It all makes so much sense now! I feel like my eyes have been opened."

The girl smiled crookedly again and replied as if drunk.

" At least one person has listened to my crusade!"

Malik returned from the desk and walked back over to Marik and spoke.

" Ok, all done. Sorry I took so long, that damn receptionist kept asking me out on a date every time I tried to give her your name. Come on, we have to go through here."

Marik got up and went to walk away after waving goodbye to the girl but she grabbed Malik's wrist and spoke.

" Kangaroo murderer."

Malik shook her off and ushered Marik through a door leading off the waiting room. Marik spoke.

" Since when did you work in a zoo?"

" Marik I work in the library…"

They both shook their heads and Marik sat down on a black leather sofa while Malik sat on a chair near the door while the psychologist entered and prepared his notes. Marik yawned and stretched out as the strange little man sat on a chair next to the sofa and spoke in a slow drawling monotone voice.

" Hello Mr Ishtar. I am Doctor Edwards. I would like you to know that I am here for you. You can tell me all your problems and I won't tell you to shut up…"

Marik pouted for a second then replied.

" Well…"

The psychologist cut in."

" SHUT UP! I'm trying to tell you that you can tell me anything Mr Ishtar."

" Well I…"

" BE QUIET YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BOY! I am trying to explain you that I will never tell you to shut up or be quiet!"

" What…"

" BE…"

" …the…"

" …quiet…"

" …fuck?"

Malik rushed over and dragged Marik out of the psychologist's surgery and then back into the street. Marik leant against the wall to get his breath back then spoke angrily.

" And you thought I had problems."