DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH! (WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF OF THAT? SOBS) THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE ANY YAOI BUT IF THERE IS THEN I'LL WARN YOU, BUT THIS IS RATED FOR SAFETY JUST IN CASE. SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE, MY COMPUTER HAD A HISSY FIT AND CRASHED. STUPID MACHINE!

THE MINI YAMI ADVENTURES

ADVENTURE 3: SURFING THE NET

Yami's fingers twitched anxiously as Yugi flicked the last of the switches on the front of the computer and the many icons finished loading on the desktop screen. Gradually a background showing a picture of Yami and Yugi in each other's arms on a sunny beach appeared on the screen behind the toolbars. Yugi smiled and spoke to Yami.

" Do you like the background I put on? I thought it'd be a nice thing to look at on your first go on the computer."

Yami scowled and called out as his desperation to get at the gadget before him became overwhelming.

" I don't care about the pigging background! Just get a move on, woman!"

" Pigging? Woman?"

" Just get a move on!"

Yugi muttered to himself as he turned back to the computer to load the correct program.

" I'm never letting him watch that pig movie ever again."

He loaded the Internet Explorer program and turned to Yami before relinquishing his seat.

" Now you've got to be careful Yami. Don't click on any pop-ups apart from the close icon and watch out for dodgy links. Don't enter anything unless you're entirely sure what it is and that it's suitable…"

Yami started to drag Yugi out of the chair and shove him out of the room.

" …And remember that I'm only in the other room if you need to ask ANYTHING…. Yami are you listening? Yami don't push me! I may be small but that doesn't mean you don't have to listen to me! Yami…"

Yami slammed the door in his Hikari's face and ran back to the computer and wiggled his fingers first over the keyboard then over the mouse, indecisive about what to do first. The bar at the bottom of the screen ticked over and the many advertisements and bulletins on the homepage flashed up in front of Yami's eyes. One advertisement popped up on his screen proclaiming a picture of Spongebob Squarepants with some jellyfish squirming about in the background. When he gingerly moved the mouse over the box, his cursor became a net and the box commanded him to try and catch three jellyfish in order to win a fabulous prize.

" Yugi would love it if I could win him something…"

He stuck his tongue out of the corner of his mouth in concentration and sent the cursor careering over the blue background after the little pink jellyfish. He stopped moving it and went to click the button but the little blob swerved out of the way. He growled in aggravation and zoomed after it again and again until his hand began to ache and sweat trickled over his face. His eye twitched and stroppily closed the pop-up box.

" No free gift should have to require so much hard work."

He scrolled down the page until he saw a link labelled "E-Bay". All the letters flashed different colours and held his attention until he clicked on it and a new page opened. He clicked on a few random drop-boxes until he found an object that was currently being bid on. He scrolled down and looked at the numbers flashing and increasing at the bottom of the screen. $100, $200, £300, $350… He looked back up and read the title and description again.

" One vintage, Air Guitar. No marks, scratches, smudges or chips. Mint condition and brand new to boot. Hmmmmm, Yugi is always going on about playing Air Guitar… I bet he'd be soooo happy with me if I got him a new one."

He smiled to himself at the thought of pleasing his Hikari and clicked on the bid button and typed in his bid. He went back to the main page and watched the screen change. Now it read:

SALE ON VINTAGE AIR GUITAR STOPPED. SOLD TO BUYER, YAMI MOTO FOR $700 AND $12.99 P&P.

Yami gave a little cheer and minimized the window. Back on the homepage, he followed some more links until he found a strange site that showed some pretty girls sticking their tongues out and wearing lace underwear standing in odd positions. Confused as to what it all meant, Yami carried on scrolling down until he saw a link that appealed to him. He clicked on it but when the window came up, all it provoked was a harsh scream of terror. Yami screeched, put his hands over his eyes and fell back off the chair. Yugi ran in and caught sight of what was on the computer screen. Two girls wearing nothing but white lace briefs and making out on a bed while fondling with each other. Yugi ran over and closed the window hastily. He pulled Yami up and called out.

" What the hell did you open that for? Yami, what were you thinking?"

Yami whimpered and yowled loudly.

" I'm scarred for life! No gay man should ever have to see that! My eyes burn!"

Yugi sighed and rolled his eyes as he replied.

" Well didn't it occur to you what it was before you opened it? What did the link say?"

Yami finished crying and replied meekly.

" It said 'girls, girls, girls'… I thought it was the Motley Crue song…"

Yugi made an exasperated noise and sat in the computer chair and began moving the mouse around the screen.

" Lets see what else you got up to. Whats this E-Bay window doing up?"

He clicked on it and read it slowly, his expression darkened. He spoke, getting angrier by the second.

" Yami, why does this say that you bought an Air Guitar for five hundred dollars?"

Yami grinned and replied.

" Because I did! You're always going on about playing Air Guitar so I thought it'd be a good idea to get you a new one. Aren't you glad, Yugi?"

" Yami… Air Guitars aren't real… its exactly as the name suggests, they're made of THIN AIR AND YOU JUST WASTED FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS ON BLOODY THIN AIR!"

Yugi slumped forward onto the computer desk and the computer fizzed and the screen went black. Yugi whined and moaned and rubbed his head in exasperation while Yami leant over his shoulder and looked at the computer in confusion.

" Five hundred dollars for thin air? That's a bit over priced, don't you think Yugi?"