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Fate is Funny

Bare with my guys, I know that I know absolutly NOTHING about the Resident Evil 4 story line, and I probably already screwed it up, but I know that Leon likes Ada, that Leon and Ashley were injected with the virus, Ada gave them the cure, that Ashley was the President's daughter, and that Salzor died in the end. So please, just bear with me, okay?

A month after saving the President's daughter, Leon Scott Kennedy sat in his office, reviewing files that he saved from the whole escapade. It was a cool Sunday night, and everyone but Leon had left the station. Leon sighed as he read a file on the virus that had once inhabited inside him, and remembered that, thanks to Ada, he had recovered from it. Though he was still upset with her for taking the virus, Leo couldn't help but wonder if she was alright. Suddenly the alarm on his wrist watch went off, and he looked down at it to see it was already 12:00 o'clock. He stared at his watch stunned, and then pushing all of his files into one messy pile, he shoved them onto a drawer in his desk. As he went to grab his jacket to leave, he heard a groaning noise, and turned to see someone standing at the window, facing him.

'Uh, sir…?" Leon asked, cautiously walking over to the man, one hand rested in his gun, which he kept with him at all times, due to the events that he'd endured. As Leon approached the man, he looked up at Leon, and Leon automatically lifted his gun up and started firing. The bullets seemed to pass right through the zombie as he staggered forward towards Leon.

"What the-?" Leon asked himself, as he realized that he's just wasted all his bullets. As he glanced at the zombie, he noticed that there was sort of a black aura glowing around the man and unlike most zombies he's fought, this one had lime green glowing eyes.

Leon decided it was high time to bolt as he thrust open the door and ran into a crowd of twenty more of those creatures. He backed up as one caught his throat in an iron grip and wrestled him to the ground, choking him as they went. Leon tried to yank of his captor's arms, but failed as he felt his lungs start to pain him. He felt his head spin and his vision was blackening out on him, in flickers of light. He thought this was the end. He was going to die here, and probably become one of these maniacs, if not that then have the flesh ripped off of him as they ate his dead body. He thought for a brief moment that someone would find him, but then reality hit him as he remembered that he was on the third floor of the station, and that no one but him was in the station at the time. He thought this was the end of Leon Scott Kennedy and his adventures. He was wrong.

Sitting outside opposite windows, the 16 year old duo were strapped to a harness that started at the roof of the five story building.

"Is it time?" The girl closest to Leon asked. Her blonde hair extended well past her shoulder blades, her hazel eyes watched intently as the scene unfolded with the monsters they knew of as the Infected. The other blonde girl, closest to the team of Infected shook her head, her hair cut shorter then her friend's, that was short, but just long enough for her to fit it all into a hair tie neatly on the back of her head, with her bangs that extended well past her eyes and hung in her face. Her greenish-grays narrowed once she saw an Infected tackle Leon.

"But-"The other girl went to protest, but the green eyed girl stopped her.

"Just wait until the opportune moment…" She said.

"Amanda!" The girl snapped, "It's killing him!"

'Oh your no fun Dyana!" the girl named Amanda teased, and then drew serious, "NOW!" She shouted, and withdrew two mini-machine guns from their hostlers and started to rapidly fire at the window. The girl Dyana grinned wickedly as she pulled out a Riot Gun and with one swift shot, knocked out the window on her side and swung into it, Amanda following soon after though her window.

As Leon felt the life drain out of him, he decided it was probably best to give up. He let his hands slip and at the very same moment, heard gun shots within the room. Soon after the monster that had grabbed him released and shot up to deal with the new prey, only to have his head shot off and roll on the ground next to Leon, while blood seeped out of it's neck and all over the floor. Leon scrambled to his feet, and looked on amazed as two teenage girls kicked the crap out of the zombie creatures that had attacked him. After 15 minutes or so, the zombies were all gone, and the two teens were panting like mad.

"Damn I hate when we have to do this." The shorter haired one huffed.

"Thank you." Leon said, walking up to the two girls, who looked at him oddly.

"We're not through the woods yet…" The longer haired girl said, tossing Leon a pistol. He caught it and stared at it momentarily then stated, "My pistol didn't work, what makes you think-?"

"It's loaded with a special bullet." The shorter haired girl replied, "Those aren't you typical run of the mill zombies, mind you."

"What are they?" Leon asked.

"We can't talk now, their coming" The longer haired girl said, her head tilted towards the door, "Is there a back exit?"

"How do you…?"

"Is there a back door?" She repeated herself.

"Yeah." Leon replied.

'We're going." The shorter haired one said, storming off towards the back doors, which lead to the fire escape.

"I'm Dyana." The longer haired girl introduced herself, "That's Amanda."

"Leon." Leon extended her hand to shake, but before they could say anything else, the front door burst open with zombies.

"Let's go!" Amanda shouted, already climbing onto the fire escape, "I dunno about you, but I don't wanna be zombie food!"

"Right!" Leon said, and followed Dyana to the fire escape.

Amanda and Dyana led Leon to their hideaway in the old abandoned movie theater in town. As the trio entered the safe room, and Dyana closed and locked the door behind them, Leo spun around.

"Okay, why am I here?" He asked threateningly, almost as if he was a captive.

"Easy dude." Amanda said, plopping down onto a theater seat.

"We just saved your ass." Dyana added, moving over to the refrigerator and grabbing out what looked like a soda bottle filled with thick red wine.

"Okay, sorry." Leon said, cautiously sitting down in an old theater seat two down from Amanda, "But can you tell me why my pistol didn't have any effect on the zombies."

"Okay, first of all, let's get this straight." Dyana said, after sipping a glass of her wine, "Their called the Infected. Second of all, their only half zombie."

'Half?" Leon asked them, slightly confused.

"You ever hear of a Heartless?" Amanda asked Leon. He shook his head, "Well, neither did I, until the first time they attacked and I had't research green glowing eyes because our 'braniac' of the group got herself kidnapped."

"What?" Leon asked, totally lost now. Dyana shot Amanda an irritated glare.

"Great, confuse him even more." She snapped at Amanda, who shrugged and said, "Toss me a soda, will you?"

Dyana groaned as she tossed Amanda her soda and offered Leon one. Leon refused, wanting to know exactly what it was they were dealing with.

"Okay. From the information Amanda gathered, Heartless are creatures of the darkness, preying on innocent people's hearts, and stealing them. Now, infused with the zombies, they have become more powerful, and instead of stealing people's hearts, they more like devour them, or rip them out whole." Dyana started.

"So far, we've gathered that there are two major group leaders behind this, but we only know one as the Evil Witch, Maleficent." Amanda continued.

"Wait," Leon said, "Witch…?"

"Now a magic believer, are you?" Amanda asked Leon who shook his head, "Well start believing because if you don't, you'll go mad with all the crazy magical shit."

"Now, Maleficent controls the Heartless." Dyana continued, "Trying to steal people's hearts to open some kind of door along the lines of Kingdom Hearts or something… We really couldn't find a lot on that."

"Okay, I get that." Leon said, "But what about the braniac thing?"

"Don't worry about that." Amanda said dismissing that, "That's none of your concern."

"Sure…" Leon said suspiciously, wondering who these teens were, "But how did you know they were…"

"Attacking you?" Amanda asked, almost as if she read his mind, "We've been tracking the creatures for a while now, hoping that they'll lead us to a ring leader that can take us right to Maleficent."

"And no luck." Dyana added, "All we've gotten was either dead corpses, or children who were terrified out of their wits. Never an alive adult."

"That makes me feel special." Leon replied sarcastically.

"You should consider yourself lucky." Amanda said, "You were very lucky that we can around when we did, or else you'd be dead right now."

"And I thank you for that." Leon said.

"Then maybe you can repay us back." Dyana said, with a wicked grin that revealed her teeth. Leon noted that her canine teeth were alarmingly large for their size.

"We've just recently found out who is Maleficent's closest lackey." Amanda said, "A stupid guy named Pete. Care to join us in beating the shit out of him?"

"Perfect." Maleficent said as she watched the duo of teenagers make arrangements to attack Pete, "The two girls are falling right into my trap."

"Very clever." A scruffy man voice said.

"It is." Maleficent replied, "Because once those two annoying creatures are out of my way, we can finally carry out the full extend of out plan."

"I like it." A large and buff shadowy figure said.

"We think it is brilliant." Three feminine voices with a thick accent chimed together.

"And as long as I keep the boy and his lackeys at bay with the Heartless, we will succeed."

"You have the old man?" Another somewhat masculine voice asked.

"Yes." Maleficent replied, "They are all set. Now we must place the bait…"

Oh no! What will happen to the duo and Leon? Who are these followers of Maleficent? And what old man is she talking about? I hope I didn't screw anything up. Please don't bash me, okay? If u wanna be REALLY nice you can give me some hints as to how Krauser and Leon are connected, or any other RE4 stuff. Message me for that stuff, and if you do I will seriously worship you! Review Please! Next chapter throws you right into the action.