Lalala... Oh? Time for what?

By: HeavenlydemonxXxo

not owning naruto or any other characters that JUST MIGHT appear

XD

Chapter One: WHAT is Naruto DOING?

Ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE! Ping Pong Poong Ping PANANA PHONE!

Naruto slammed his hand on his Banana Phone Alarm. He lazily crawled out of bed and looked at his calendar.

"Let's see, let's see... WHAT? IT'S TIME FOR THAT? YES!"

While the ramen was simmering, Naruto looked in the mirror. He kept feeling his chin. "Aww... I still don't have hair! Oh well..." He skipped off to the bathroom to get a fake razor. "Lalala"

When he was done, he sat down to eat his ramen.

Wake up Kaka Wake up Kaka

Kakashi summoned a shuriken (and he was still sleeping!) and threw it at his Kaka Alarm Clock. Of course, this clock was built for these type of reactions so it just somehow dodged it and punched Kakashi off the bed. He was used to this so he had already set up a calendar on where he usually lands. He was still groggy and mumbled and drooled. For 5 minutes he drooled and drooled until he woke up screaming "IM DROWNING! HELP! IM DROWNING! Oh.. ok..."

He stared at the calendar for a long time. "Oh! WHOO YEA! ITS TODAY!" He got into his already set out ninja outfit and ran outside.

Sakura was at Ino's flower shop. She stared out the window to see Naruto running like crazy and Kakashi sensei jumping with joy.

"Ino... Is today a special day?" she asked.

"No... ... unless... IT'S TIME FOR beeeep"

"IT'S TIME FOR WHAT?"

Sasuke woke up. He came out of his tent.

"Heh heh heh. I'll be the first."

The sign on the door changed to open. He was about to step in when Naruto jumped over him and pushed him down and his sensei trampled on him.

"Shit! I'll never get through them!" He got up and shouted "LOOK THERE'S THE VERSION 'UNLEASHED!'"

Kakashi and Naruto turned around and trampled over Sasuke again.

"MAN I GOTTA GET THE ONE THAT'S 'UNLEASHED'" screamed Naruto.

He and Kakashi looked everywhere.

They couldn't find it.

They both growled "Sasuke..."

"RAWR! I'm going to put a stop to this!" screamed Sakura as she stomped to the store.

When she got in she saw Sasuke jumping around everywhere yelling "You can't catch me! Cuz I'm the Cuckoo Hair Man!" and Naruto and sensei were chasing him.

Neji walked by the bookstore. There was a huge ruckus going on in there. He wondered why there was.

He saw a big red sign on the window.

"Hmm... Icha Icha Paradise's newest volume"