Lalala... Oh? Time for what?

By: HeavenlydemonxXxo

not owning naruto or any other characters that JUST MIGHT appear

XD

thank you reviewers cough: lone-wolf987 and Makeout Kid

Chapter Two: Sannin Reunion
Tsunade was banging her head on the desk and laughing like a maniac. Shizune came in and tossed a card at her. Then she ran out screaming "I'M A GOOBER! HAHAHA!"

So Tsunade went to the phone and called the medics to help her assistant out. Then she looked at the card.

"Oh, it's time for that?"

Jiraiya was being a peeking tom at the sauna. And for some odd reason, everytime a girl walked past him they kicked and punched him. He was a bloody pulp when Naruto came by and gave him a card.

"Yo, perv, there's a sign on your back that says I'm a Peeking Tom." and Naruto walked away.

"Oohhhhh," Jiraiya nodded his head. "So that's why..."

He looked at the card. "Time for what?"

Orochimaru was laughing gleefully as he went around the room decorating it with streamers and balloons. Kabuto sighed and covered his face with his hands shamefully.

"Lalala! It's time for our annual reunion and it's at my place this time!"

Tsunade and Jiraiya met each other at the door.

"Yo, flatchested granny."

She punched him.

"Hey, perv. Just thought you should know... I brought my 500watt stungun."

"Come in, come in! So I got all these activities together. Like pin the tail on Kabuto and Karaoke and a bar. HEHEHEHE"

Kaburo was dressed as a clown. "You idiot! Clowns don't have tails!" he yelled.

Jiraiya laughed and went to the bar. Tsunade joined him. Orochimaru went the other direction.

"Yo, we're over here! This way!" Orochimaru turned around and giggled.

"Oh, oh. I'm such a ditz!"

Soon Orochimaru was drunk and singing on the karaoke.

Tsunade stared at him weird. She nodded at Jiraiya. Their plan was a go.

"Yo, MJ! Come over here! Sit with us! Let's have a chat eh?"

Orochimaru skipped to the couch and sat with them.

"So... Have any plans for the year?" Tsunade casually asked.

"HAHAHA I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE YOUR VILLAGE AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA! But I'm probably going to fail..." shouted Orochimaru.

Tsunade smirked and brought out her stungun. "Orochimaru... do you know what this is?"

"A razor."

"...Suuureeeee...Well let's shave your beard then..."

"I HAVE A BEARD? YES! FINALLY!"

Tsunade shocked him full blast.

Then Sasuke came rushing in.

"YES! NOW I AM THE EVIL DUDE THAT PLANS ON TAKING OVER SOME RANDOM VILLAGE!"

So. Exactly who got the Icha Icha Paradise book?

Naruto laughed with victory. He tricked Kakashi into running after Jiraiya for his autographs. and Sasuke ..somehow... disappeared...

Neji wanted the book for his own special reasons. He sneaked up on Naruto and yelled "ATOMIC WEDGIE!" Naruto screamed in pain.

He stole the book and ran off with it only to be tripped by a mysterious ninja.

"Hehehe."

"Yo, Hinata! Whatcha reading there?" shouted Kiba.

"ER..."

"Icha Icha Paradise?" Kiba sweatdropped.