there once was a very good looking boy named tom marlovo ridlle. he was dead sexxi! he had a mad crush on this girl named myrtle though, but she was super ugley and nobody liked her! except tom though, duh. but then he was totally upset when he accidentally killed her with a big snake, and then he was upset so he went on a rampage and killed tons of mugglz and mudbludz. then he cut up his soul, and was killed by HRY PTTERRRRRR!