Lalala... Oh? Time for what?

By: HeavenlydemonxXxo

not owning naruto or any other characters that JUST MIGHT appear

XD

i happen to forget all the newer reviewers and such

i didnt update for a while

heh heh heh

Chapter Three: What the Third Hokage does in his Spare Time
That Third Hokage dude who's name I so happen to forget was out looking over his village. He took a careful look in his room. Making sure no one was there, he took out a rubber machete and got into his black ninja costume. He tiptoed out pretending he was a Charlie's Angel. He went to his assistant's room next door and bashed down the door.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU! GET OUT HERE! I HAVE COME TO ASSASSINATE YOU!"

His assistant was extremely bored of this play and raised up his hands and sighed.

"Ok, ok. You got me. Whatcha gonna do now?"

Iruka happened to be walking down the hallway to complain to the Hokage for no godforsaken reason. His favorite topic was Naruto and his evil doings. He saw that assistant dude with his hands up in the hallway.

"AAHH SOS! SOS! HELP! 911! 911!" he screamed.

Everyone came out and bonked him with a giant carrot. Then the roadrunner came running by and said "meepmeep" and ran away.

Kakashi walked by Iruka. "What's up, doc?"

See, earlier today, Naruto had introduced him to this cartoon show called Looney Tunes. His rolemodel, who was once Sasuke, was now Bugs Bunny.

Anyways. The Third Hokage laughed like a maniac and Sasuke jumped him.

"HEY! MANIACAL LAUGHS ARE MAH THANG YO!" Sasuke screamed.

The Third Hokage stared at him and brandished his rubber machete.

"I got a machete yo! You can't beat me!"

Sasuke backed away. The Third Hokage stabbed him.

"OH! You got me!" he screamed as he limped away. "UNTIL NEXT TIME!"

So The Third Hokage jumped across the village using the rooftops making the roof shingles drop on random people's head. He snatched away some baby's blanket and wrapped it around him like a cape. As the sun was setting he looked out onto the horizon. "COME MY HORSE!" Orochimaru trotted by. The Third Hokage jumped for him but missed and landed on Naruto.

"Ok, sign here and here?" The Third Hokage was paying for Naruto's hospital bills.

Feeling that his free time was now over, he dragged himself back to his room. Burying himself with paperwork, he played around with his crystal ball.

"Oh, the all-seeing eye Sauron! I beg you to buy me Mickey D's seeing as how it was my treat last time!"