Lalala... Oh? Time for what?
By: HeavenlydemonxXxo
Oh em gee. I dont spend enough time on fanfiction to write this crap!
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i dont own Naruto. or anything else that i dont own.
Chapter Five: When the Naruto Gang plays Hide and Seek...
"1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 20! 38! 45! 99! 100! READY OR NOT! HERE I COME!" shouted Naruto as he looked around. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL FIND YOU ALL! NOTHING CAN STOP ME! Lalala!" He walked by THE ramen shop. "OOH! RAMEN!" He immediately swerved to the right. "Aight, my main man, I want me some miso ramen today!"
"Heh heh heh. Naruto will never find me here!" snickered Sasuke as he crouched in some huge metal pot. Someone opened the lid. "OH SHIT!" Sasuke screamed. He thought that it was Naruto who found him. Instead it was some old man who looked at him funny. "You old geezer! I'm busy here!" Sasuke screamed at him while shaking his fist.
"You load of shit. I'm not an old geezer! Why back in my day I used to" yada yada yada. That old geezer shouldn't even be here. Suddenly Sasuke felt this burning feeling on his butt. The old man dumped water on him. Soon the water was boiling.
"YEOW!" screamed Sasuke as he jumped out of the pot.
"HEY! I FOUND YOU!" shouted Naruto. "I'm so good." He went back to eating his ramen.
Naruto had Sasuke tied up and hitched onto his back.
"Lucky guess." grumbled Sasuke.
"NUH UH!" screamed Naruto.
"UH HUH!"
"NUH UH!"
"BOY, DON'T YOU FIGHT WITH ME!"
Right then and there, Naruto tripped over a square rock.
"KONOHAMARU! I FOUND YOU!" He exclaimed, while pointing. Sasuke, who had saved his fall, moaned in pain and itched to rub his painful head. Soon Naruto tied up Konohamaru and had him hitched onto his back.
"Darn! My ultimate clever disguise has been seen through!" he whined.
"You dumbbutt. Everyone can see through that." Sasuke told him.
Hinata crouched on a tree. "Nobody can see me. I am invisible. For I am a ninja! Yes indeedy!" she whispered. Neji walked by. Hinata dropped down and covered his mouth.
"AAAHH-"
"Shhh! Be quiet! For I am a ninja!" said Hinata, sharply. "You can't see me! I am invisible!"
"HEY! Don't make fun of me just cuz I'm colorblind!" pouted Neji.
Sakura came walking by. "Hey, did you see Naruto?"
"No, we're playing hide and seek. He's it." whispered Hinata.
"What?"
"WE'RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. AND NARUTO'S IT!" yelled Neji.
"Oooh! It's time for that? You should've invited me." said Sakura. She started walking away. On the back of her shirt, there was a big sign.
I'M PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. FIND ME.
Kakashi was hanging from a tree and playing with a yoyo. He accidentally let the yoyo slip off his finger and it hit a grey spiked hair guy on the head.
"OW!" The grey spiked hair guy turned around.
"OH EM GEE! IS THAT YOU? KAKA? MY LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER?" squealed Kakashi.
Suddenly he poofed and Shikamaru appeared.
"Damn. It's only Shikamaru." he whined.
"Nuh uh!" suddenly the so-called Shikamaru poofed and Kiba appeared.
"Beast Boy!" exclaimed Kakashi.
He poofed again. "Man! How did you find out?" and Beast Boy crawled away only to bump into Naruto.
"AH HA! I FOUND YOU BEAST BOY!" shouted Naruto.
"Aww man! I wasn't even playing this game!" He was tied too and hitched onto Naruto's back along with Sasuke and Konohamaru.
"Now I need to find Sakura. It shouldn't be that hard. Heh heh heh. HEH HEH HEH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shut up Sasuke."
"Damn you. So what if I'm not it."
I'm tired of writing this so I'll just give it a lame ending. Hehehe.
Naruto got tired from carrying around Sasuke, Konohamaru and Beast Boy. So he screamed Lemons Go Crazy and threw them at the trees laughing like a maniac
This is such a lame ending.
And what happened to Sakura?
I do not know
Until next time!
