Non-Disclaimer: Okay, first off, a warning: this isn't the best chapter, but it is needed. Now the funny stuff: Next time a cop pulls you over, look him confidently in eye, gently wave your hand, and say, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."
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Takanuva awoke to the voices of the Toa.
"He's not gonna make it."
"Yes, he will. You know he's recovered from worse things before."
Nokama was the first to notice his consciousness.
"Hey, you had us worried. You could've been dead."
"Could've been," said Takanuva with a grin. "But I'm not."
Nokama and Jaller both laughed at this. The others turned to see what was happening.
"It's good to have you back," said Jaller, throwing himself on Takanuva with a friendly hug.
"It's good to be back," Takanuva replied with a smile.
"Enough of this," said Tahu. "The Morbuzakh is back. It didn't make it to the battle in time, and it isn't happy."
"Well," Vakama said. "It can only thrive in the Ta-Metru furnace's heat, so…"
"We should head straight there," finished Lhikan.
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Lhikan combined his greatswords into his classic hover board and took off. Vakama followed, using his launcher's jet pack function. Tahu leapt into a chute, it being the only way for him to get there. Nokama and Gali swam down a protodermis canal. Whenua and Onua both drilled under ground, as Lewa and Matau took wing. Onewa began swinging with his proto pitons, as Pohatu did similarly with his climbing claws. Nuju began to swing from his crystal spikes to get there, and Kopaka made a path of ice to ski on in order to get there. Takanuva hopped on his repaired Ussanui and launched away.
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Not my best chapter, but it sets the stage for the next one (Sort of like how Star Wars Episode I sucks, but III wouldn't rock without the setup.)
ar1502599: Look, I know more about BIONICLE than just about anyone. Long ago, in Metru Nui, the Le-Matoran used Ussal crabs, and the Onu-Matoran had just about nothing to do with them. Also, on Mata Nui, Nuparu, an Onu-Matoran, invented the Boxors, so, naturally, Onu-Metru would end up with the most after the voyage. Of course, the Turaga would direct them to return it to the old way, the way it once was, but with the new technology of the boxor.
Look for another story of mine of the Humor/Parody variety coming soon, under the title, "Mata Nui Protect Us!"