Chapter Six:Kiba dosen't have a date!

Where we last left off Naruto was on his was to Ichiraku ramen shop and he rean into Kiba on the way down.

"Oh...Hey Naruto...How's it going?" Kiba asked. "It must be going GREAT!" Kiba yelled as he shook his fist angrily ant Naruto on the inside.

"Okay. How are you Kiba?" asked Naruto.

Kiba wanted to scream at him...So he did.

"WHY!" He yelled.

"...Well, you did ask me how I was doing so I figured it was the only polite thing to-" Naruto began confusedly.

"NO! I MEAN WHY HINATA!" He screamed. Naruto fealt so confused.

"...Hinata?...What about her?" he asked. Kiba was ready to smack Naruto upside his spikey blonde head at this point.

"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO OUT WITH HINATA-CHAN!" Kiba screamed.

"OH! So THAAAAAAT'S what you've been babbling about." Said Naruto as the fog cleared.

"NO KIDDING THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN BABBLING ABOUT! Wait, I mean...WELL, YOU GET IT!" He said.

"Well, I just did. I don't really know why either. I guess I just figured why not?" Naruto answered nonchalantly.

"SO YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!" Kiba asked spazzing out.

"...Hmmm, I hadn't even thought of that." Naruto said scratching his chin. He then turned around and proceded walking away since Kiba's sudden random hatered of him was freaking him out. Kiba's eyes began to twitch as Naruto just walked away. How could he just TAKE Hinata away and not even CARE!

"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGH!" Kiba yelled to the skies.

Let's go check in with Sakura and Sasuke. Sakura was sitting under a tree in Sasuke's favorite training spot. Sauke was...well, training. They both were talking.

"Hey Sauke?" asked Sakura breaking the silence.

"What?" asked Sauke as he kicked a tree and it fell down.

"Why did you all of a sudden just up and decide to ask me out?" asked Sakura. "Not to question my luck but I was just curious."

"Hmm...I guess that bonehead Naruto said something that made sense so I asked you out." Sasuke said after pondering a moment. "He told me how sad you were."

"...Oh..." said Sakura. She then wondered if Sasuke was only dating her out of guilt or pity. As if he were reading her mind he then said...

"But strangely enough, I didn't feel guilty or upset at all. I just thought that you were the only one hwo was always there for me. Not like Ino or Tenten or any of the other girls. Like that time I almost died at the hands of Haku. Ino want there beside me. Nor was Hinata. YOU were there Sakura." Sasuke said. He looked over at Sakura. She was sitting right beside him under the tree.

"Oh sasuke!" Sakura said as she sort of flung herself on him in a hug.

'Oof!" grunted Sasuke in shock. He just looked down at her and blushed ever so slightly. He wrapped his arms around her and they both just stayed like that for a moment. Time seemed to freeze around their embrace.

Now eventually, Word of the Party at Ino's house got around to the Jonin teachers and Iruka. They were having a conference about it.

"Well, all of MY squad already have dates." Kakashi said. "While your team, Gai, has no dates."

"Now now Kakashi, do not rush the bloom of youth." Said Gai.

"Well, let's face it. Lee's date of choice is taken and...well let's face it...what chance in hell does Lee stand anyway?" asked Kakashi. Gai just gave Kakashi this GLARE whith his eyes on fire.

"It has come to my attention that there is an uneven boy to girl ratio...How will we even work this out?" asked Asuma.

"Well, we could just let it go and see who get's to go and the rest will...I don't know...stand around randomly." Kurenai said.

"Well then some of the student's will have self esteem issues!" said Iruka.

"...So...?'' Asuma said.

"SO!" Iruka yelled. "SO THEN WHAT DO WE DO!"

"Well, odds are Shikamaru won't ask anyone out because...well a girlfriend is too much work for him. Chouji will then obviously copy Shikamaru as usual." Kakashi reasoned.

"So that's...six guys to four girls." Iruka said.

"Hold on now...I wasn't finished. Naruto is going with Hinata. Sasuke is going with Sakura-" Kakashi began.

"Sasuke and Sakura are going out!" said Iruka and Kurenai suprisedly.

"...Yes...now may I finish...?" asked Kakashi getting a little upset that he couldn't even finish his logic. "Anyway...that leaves... Ino and Tenten and Kiba, Neji, Shino, and Lee."

"Well, if Neji wasn't so socially inept he probably would have had a date by now..." Gai commented.

"Well, Tenten and Neji are the same age and they're on the same team so perhaps they'll go out. We'll just assume that they do. " Asuma said.

"Shino probably won't even SHOW UP...So that takes care of him." Kurenai added.

"So who's left now?" asked Iruka.

"Inuzuka Kiba, Rock Lee, and Yamanaka Ino." Said Kakashi. "Well, Ino probably won't go out with Lee since she's so shallow..."

"HEY!" Asuma said. "Aww...who the hell am I kidding...You're right."

"So since she has no other choice she'll go with Kiba." Kakashi concluded.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Kurenai accusingly. She was generally offended that one of HER student's was a 'last resort'.

"Oh calm down...You know what I mean...And beside's didn't he once bring that little dog to a dance in a dress?" Kakashi asked raising an eyebrow. Not that you could tell but just know that he DID.

"HE WAS FOUR!" She yelled in his defense much like Kiba himself did in a previous chapter.

"Well...Whatever. The point is that Kiba will go with Ino." Asuma said.

"Hrmph!" Kurenai said.

TO BE CONTINUED!