Author's Note: Hi you guys… I'm back! In this chappie, Spongebob shall be making fun of all the nick jr. shows…
Please remember that this story is not to be taken seriously, and if I get flames, I want smart flames. Stupid flames will be laughed at.

On wit da story!

Spongebob's Rant

I don't get it! How come I'm not shown more on TV? I'll tell you why! It's because of those nick jr. shows! Do little kids nowadays even know what they're watching? I mean… when we were little, we probably used to watch those shows, but now, we know what those shows REALLY show us. In face, I think I'll prove my point for the millionth time…

My first point: Lazy town. Three words; what… the… hell? It shows some superhero guys in tights that are WAY too tight! I mean, you can see the bulge in his pants! And you know why that bulge is there too! It's because of Stephanie, the pink-haired girl with the dress that is too short. That's just wrong! It has a romance between a grown man and an eight year old (or however old she is) girl! And do you see the way Pixel looks at her? That man knows that Pixel likes her, and he's still flirting! If you were to look at what happens after Lazy town goes off, you would've saw Sportacus trying to get Stephanie in his airship! I bet you know what he was saying too: "Come on Stephanie… I've got some apples in my airship…" And Robbie Rotten. What type of villain is he? He's trying to get the kids to eat candy. I see a million things wrong with that picture. Parents, ask yourselves this: what would you do if some strange man was trying to feed your kids candy? I have only one more comment, and it's about Sportacus: do we wanna have to explain to little kids what that bulge in his tights is? That'll just scar them for life. I know it scarred Patrick…

My second point: Dora the Explorer. This show is amazingly annoying. You know how when she asks you a question, and you don't answer back, but she STILL says "great?" I mean, it's like, "Can you say 'azul'? And you say "no", and she says, "Great!" That's annoying! And another thing; Swiper the fox. How the hell are you supposed to stop the fox from swiping stuff with words? You just can't say "Swiper, no swiping" and have him give up! And when he's in trouble, even after he's stolen all their things, Dora and Boots help him! Forget him! If that were me, I would've left his stealing ass! And they've got movies out with Dora too? This will not end well.

My third point: Go Diego Go. This shows a little boy running around and saving animals. Here's the thing though; he has a baby jaguar help him? Lemme ask you something: what's he gonna do when the baby jaguar grows up, huh? Is he gonna keep him around then? I have an idea; they should show an episode where he has to rescue an alligator baby. Or better yet, a shark baby. Let's see him get out of that rescue mission. And another thing; he and his sister live in that animal shelter thing; ALONE. Ya'll can see what I'm implying, right?

My fourth point: Blues Clues. I only have one main thing to say about this. They keep telling us that Blue is a girl. Well, I heard Blue talk, and she doesn't sound like a girl! Get your genders straight people!

My fifth point: The Backyardigans. Actually, I kinda like this show… but why do they have to sing a song every five minutes? I mean, in that Viking episode, they were about to drown in a whirlpool. What do they do? They sing about it! If I was about to drown in a whirlpool, I wouldn't be singing! I'd be trying to think of a way to get the hell outta there! Why do they have to sing every five minutes? I mean, it's like "Oh my gosh, we're about to get kidnapped by a mummy!" and the next thing you know, they're singing. "Mummies, mummies, they're scary as can be!" Or whatever they sing! I have two words for you guys: Shut up!

You know what they should do? They should make another channel and put all of those channels on there! Then we wouldn't have to be bothered with all that Nick. Jr. crap!

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