"And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful and it kills him inside…Oh!" Itachi punched Deidara in the chest.
"You dumbass! Shut up and bowl! It's your turn!" Itachi hissed. Akatsuki really couldn't figure out why Deidara knew all the pop radio hits.
"Oh god, yeah. I don't know about this…I mean….it's bowling, yeah."
"Go! It's you against Tatuya." Itachi said sitting down next to Zetsu. No one was certain why, but Tatuya and Deidara had never gotten along, in fact they were near sworn enemies. It probably had something to do with when Dana and Tatuya took dance lessons together and how Tatuya hated Dana because Dana hated Tatuya's hair and then it got back to Deidara because Tatuya was jealous because she could NEVER get Deidara in bed but he thought she was just stupid because of the way she felt about his favorite sister, and…well it got complicated. But the glare they gave one another said it all. Tatuya was to bowl first…
"Come on Tatuya put your ass in to it!" It was the one phrase that Orochimaru never thought he would say…Now, while Tatuya prepared to bowl, Deidara had nervously tied his hair up into a knot…and so he flipped out, completely oblivious to the strike Tatuya had just bowled.
"Itachi! Itachi, get it out yeah! Get it out!" Itachi slapped Deidara and hurriedly untied the knot.
"Oh god, he's going to bowl like a girl, I can tell. Tatuya is like the bowling bitch and Deidara is going to make us all look like a bunch of sissy's." Sasori said rolling his eyes watching Deidara inch up to the bowling lane. He looked terrified of the pins, the ball, everything. Deidara let out a pathetic scream as he slowly bent over.
"I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, yeah, can't do this, yeah…" And so he released the ball…it rolled at a horribly slow pace because he didn't even throw it, he just kind of pushed it and now he had run off into the bathroom to cry.
"God, and you think I'm the fucking drama queen!" Itachi said.
"Hmmm, this is unusual for Deidara, usually it takes the movie 'Star Wars: Return of the Jedi' or a missed clearance sale to do that." Kisame said.
" Seriously, why the hell does anybody cry at the end of any of the Star Wars movies?"
"Why does Deidara wear a pony tail on top his head and play with clay all the time?" Zetsu asked.
"I see your point." Hidan answered. Well,A katsuki was losing. It was time for a round of beers and it was Tobi's turn to bowl. Tobi, being the clutz that he was tripped over his untied shoe string and went hurtling into the balls. It was not a promising evening for Akatsuki. Tobi regained his composure and prepared to face his opponent Kidoumaru. There was really nothing exceptional about either of their bowling skills, however Tobi had a knack for throwing the ball that may work to their advantage. He beat Kidoumaru by 6 pins. Deidara had returned with his emotions in check. Zetsu handed him a beer and it took Deidara no time to dive into it.
"Hidan shut up! Quit telling me how to bowl! You don't have to wrap your bowling techniques up in religions! God! You make me so mad!" Hidan had already began to criticize Kakuzu's bowling skills. That episode was over and a very uninterested Zetsu faced Kimimaro. He didn't understand why he should even try; Kimimaro had bones coming out of him! Howveer, Zetsu knew this was for the good of Akatsuki, so he and his green ball (he wanted to match his plant head) took the lane and he rolled a strike. Naturally, there was lots of cheering and accolade.
"Deidara, it's my turn to bowl. What size shoes do you wear?" It was unknown why Sasori didn't get shoes. Itachi was busy lipping the words 'I hate you' to Sasuke..
"Danna! You know I wear an 8, yeah." Sasori sighed.
"Yes, I forgot you have freakishly small feet." He decided to bowl in socks.
"I do not have freakishly small feet, yeah! It's perfectly normal! Besides, Itachi is a size 8, he and I trade shoes back and forth all the time, yeah!"
"You two have problems." Sasori insisted, but in reality it was probably his jealousy over the fact that Deidara typically picked out the coolest shoes ever and Sasori could wear none of them.
Yes, this bowling adventure was slowly getting worse. Tatuya had started drinking as well as Kabuto, it appeared that they were going to make out or something because Tatuya was trying to take her shirt off and Kabuto had just given the first inclinations that he indeed was not gay with Orochimaru.
"Oh my god! That bastard is trying to feel her up!" Kisame said.
"Whoa! And that one time I found Kabuto much to close to Orochimaru's shower for comfort…I really thought they were together…but now I am so confused!" Itachi said opening another beer. And so the bowling score thus far was Akatsuki 12 Team Orochimaru 23…it was going to be a long night…
Finally got an update in! I'm sorry everyone, school is keeping me so busy and I'm so exhausted by the time I have free time to update. I promise though I'll update again!