"You remember that incident with Itachi and the pool table in 'the leader's' basement?" Zetsu asked watching Itachi who was actually quite the pool player.
"How could I ever forget…he threw the eight ball at me and Deidara when we walked in and honestly, I didn't even know that position was possible, let alone on a pool table. I'm glad the leader got rid of that table 3 weeks later." Sasori said.
"Itachi, Itachi, Itaaaa…..yeah." Deidara had started laughing hysterically. He always did that when he was drunk. One of the biker guys had tied a black bandana around Deidara's forehead. Orochimaru was comparing his tongues length to the tongue length of singer Gene Simmons from heavy metal band Kiss. It seemed that the only ones concerned with bowling at this point was Sasori, Zetsu, Kidoumaru and Kimimaro. Bowling night was most definitely tanking quickly and at this rate team Orochimaru would win the discount card and the 5 dollars off their next pizza for sure. Kimimaro had just made 2 strikes in a row. Zetsu and Sasori just shook their heads…not because the score had just gone up substantially but because Kisame was going to bowl next and he had completely fallen in love with a ball with a shark on it. Tobi was still tied up in his shoes and now Kakuzu was trying to roll over towards Sasori and Zetsu in hopes that they would unzip him from the bowling ball bag. Hidan decided that he would start bowling again to try and get their score up. He had horrible aim and so that didn't work out to anyone's advantage except Orochimaru's team. "Oh my god! Itachi! Kabuto and Tayuya are like totally making out, yeah! Itachi! They're doing it all wrong! Oh my god! Kabuto thinks she likes that, yeah? No! No! No! No, yeah! Itachi! Go tell him girls so don't like that, yeah!" Deidara was panicking.
"No you idiot! Let him find out the hard way. Anyone stupid enough to think that she would like THAT is a total moron!" Itachi reassured Deidara. Itachi and Deidara were preparing to play another round of pool with the scary biker guys.
Zetsu had gone to get Sasori and Zetsu a hot dog from the concession place within the bowling alley. However, he got sidetracked on the way there was stalking some guy he had considered eating. But later, he decided he was just too depressed to eat anyone…so he went and got the hot dogs instead.
"And this one time I slept with this blonde girl, her name was Jasmine, she was really nice and I liked her, but I found out she was into candle wax, yeah. So then, I was like I'm not into candle wax, yeah. I mean come on! That stuff…it like burns, yeah! I don't want to get burned in bed, you know, yeah! I'm way cuddlier than that, yeah!" When Deidara was this drunk, he always told all.
"Man, that must have been hard for you." One of the scary biker guys said.
"Yeah, I mean Itachi thinks I'm tacky when I say his, but he's a bitch, anyway, when I'm with a girl it's always about her because that's the way it should be…but the wax girl Jasmine…I was a little worried, yeah." Deidara was into another beer.
Meanwhile, back on the lanes…Kakuzu was out of the bowling ball bag and Akatsuki had lost the first game 70-137. Sasori was royally pissed…