Black Hinata had nearly made it to her private quarters, but the closer she got to her bathroom, the smellier it got.
'Good Lord,' she thought, plugging her nose. 'Someone's taking a massive shit in MY bathroom!' Indeed, groans, grunts, sighs, and the sounds of the occasional Hershey squirt could be heard from outside the door. Quite frankly, Black Hinata thought she was going to vomit.
She ran to a window, took a deep breath of fresh air, ran back to the bathroom door and activated her Byakugan to see who was inside, and lo and behold, who could it be but her bratty little sister, the bane of her existence, Hanabi. Momentarily she forgot about the foul smell as she took a good look at her sister's face. Her eyes turned into the size of dinner plates as a humongous vein appeared on her forehead.
'Ok, either Hanabi's been eating poo or she ATE MY ENTIRE BOX OF GODIVA CHOCOLATES!' she thought, cracking her knuckles in distaste. 'That BITCH! She is soooo DEAD!' Black Hinata then paused. 'Kill her now, or kill her later?' She opted for the latter choice. The smell was waaay too offensive for her to handle. 'DAMN! I hope she'll at least light a match after she's done! Or at least make a courtesy flush in between dumps! WHOO! SMELLY! GOD, THAT'S NASTY!'
She exhaled and went into her room and found that it had been left as it was- messy, messy, messy. "Eat MY candy without MY permission? Asshole relatives…" she grumbled under her breath as she gathered her dirty bed sheets and comforter and dumped them into a laundry bin.
"Damn, there's sugar all over the floor, too…" she griped, as her boots trekked over the tacky surface. 'Stupid family… always ruining things, getting in the way of my happiness, disrespecting me… I wish there were some easy way to get them off my back for good!' she thought as she headed out into the hallway. Right now, she was in NO mood to clean.
She recollected a time when her uncle had tried to inflict harm upon her… 'Father just LOOKED at Uncle and he started to spazz out… Yeah… that cursed seal comes in handy sometimes… I wish I could put my own seal on them… that would teach those bastards to leave me alone!' Black Hinata thought for a second- 'Hey, why the hell not?' and grinned as she poofed into her Father's room, easily slipping by all the Main House guards.
She opened a chest revealing all types of ancient Hyuuga family scrolls. 'Hmm… this box looks like it should be deeper,' she figured, as she measured the dimensions of the box. Removing the contents, she ran her fingers along the sides and found a latch revealing a secret compartment.
Black Hinata unraveled the scroll (which had been conveniently labeled "Cursed Seal Technique") and studied its contents. 'I think I can try to modify this procedure a bit…' She bit into her finger drawing blood. She placed her bloody thumbprint next to her father's own. The crimson liquid pooled into the invisible grooves of the ancestral text accepting Black Hinata as its new mistress. 'Oh yeah, things ought to get interesting around here!'
She tucked the scroll away and placed everything back to where she had found them. 'Hmmm…' she thought. 'I'll need a guinea pig… Hanabi? No, not quite yet… I have other plans for her.'
So instead…
She poofed back into Neji's room.
Author's Note: I love Neji, I really do…
Neji, who happened to be having a nightmare ABOUT Gai-sensei was muttering his name in his sleep.
Black Hinata watched in amusement and tilted her head to the side, placing her hand to her lips in concentration. Her eyes brightened considerably as she came up with an idea. 'I guess I could do one more thing before I place the seal…' she thought wickedly.
Placing her sleeping cousin in a sitting position, Black Hinata reached into the weapons holster strapped onto her thigh, drew out a kunai and…
…decided to give Neji's hair a trim.
The same Neji whose hair was treated with only the finest and most expensive shampoos and formulated treatments to keep it soft, and brushed 1000 times on each side to maintain its shine. The same Neji that deep conditioned every other day to keep it from frizzing in Konoha humidity, and only tied it with elastics that didn't tangle or leave dents in his hair. Basically, Neji cherished his hair like Naruto favored ramen at the Ichiraku, or like Chouji cherished Korean barbeque and potato chips, or like Sakura and Ino loved Sasuke.
But Black Hinata could care less as she cut his hair an inch above the eyebrows and rounded the rest of it out into a bowlish shape at the sides and back. Gorgeous locks of hair fell lifelessly onto Neji's blankets and floor. She stood back and admired her handiwork. 'Hmm… Not exactly… something's missing.' She snapped her fingers as she realized what that something was.
She placed her kunai back into the pouch, rummaged through Neji's desk drawer and found just what she had been looking for- a black permanent marker. She drew thick lines just above his natural brow line, giving him eyebrows that were in actuality thicker than Gai or Lee's eyebrows.
She took a step away from his prone body to evaluate her side project. It was too much for her! She grabbed a spare pillow and began to guffaw loudly into it. Luckily Neji hadn't woken up. "Oh, Lord, that's awesome!" As she blinked away the happy tears, she set back to work on what she had come here for.
She flipped Neji onto his stomach and pulled his pants down just a bit. She then brought her hands together and started making the formulations for the seal she was going to place on Neji.
"Ooh, he's SO going to hate me, but I DON'T CARE!"
An eerie brownish-black chakra emitted from her right hand as she maneuvered her way around the ceramic diaper he was wearing with the left one. She then placed her hand onto his white ass cheek.
Author's Note: I'd touch his ass… Most likely it's really, really firm… (Drools…)
Black Hinata held back her bile. 'This had better be worth it in the end,' she thought. She removed her hand from his heinie and started to snicker uncontrollably. The seal was supposed to look like a little asterisk. But when you really looked at it, and given the placement of the seal, it kinda looked like a… butthole.
"Oh man," cried Black Hinata, wiping even more tears from her eyes. "I have so got to make more of these!"
She took one last look at the seal, held back a chortle by biting her lip, pulled Neji's pants back up, and eased him back under his covers. Then she left his room and the Branch House, cackling maniacally as she wandered around the estate looking for other Hyuugas to screw over.
Moments later, Neji woke up feeling discombobulated. Why, of all things, did he have to dream about that damned 'Green Beast of Konoha'? He ran a shaky hand through his hair and received the shock of his life.
"No. No. No... NOOOOOOO!" He looked all around him. His hair… was all over the place. And not… on his head… where it should have been. His beautiful espresso-colored locks! Why? Why? WHY!
He ran over to his three-way mirror and finally SAW himself. He really… hadn't been dreaming of all this. He was starting to realize what his nefarious cousin was truly capable of.
...He had a black eye.
...His nose was broken.
...His jaw was slightly dislodged.
...His lip was busted.
...He had cuts running up and down the length of his entire body.
...He had at least 4 fractured ribs.
...One broken finger.
...A pulled hamstring.
...An oddly shaped bruise? On his right butt cheek.
And worst of all…
Gai-sensei and Rock Lee's 'do and eyebrows!
He wasn't ready to see the mess Hinata made of his manhood. If it was still there. If Hinata had even a SHRED of humanity left in her, it would still be in tact.
But then again, he hadn't been too nice to her, not since they were little. And he really shouldn't have tried to kill her way back when.
He just had the living daylights beaten out of him and a nasty looking haircut to boot. Hinata, he realized, had done the one thing he would have never expected.
She had proven her SUPERIORITY over him.
It didn't make any sense… something must have happened between her and her father- that was the last time he had seen her prior to him getting his ahem balls ahem rearranged, he construed.
Which led to another startling realization. She had been last seen with Hiashi. Surely he wasn't in the same condition he himself was in now, was he?
A chill ran up his spine. There was something unstable about this new Hinata, and that worried him greatly. There was no telling what lengths his cousin would go through to finish what she started… after all, she did torture him pretty thoroughly… or did she?
Neji wasn't labeled a genius for nothing.
Call it intuition, but he had a feeling things weren't quite over between the two of them. A sick feeling washed over the pit of his stomach. Most likely her sick behavior was acted out of a settling of scores… the most forgiving person in the entire universe had finally snapped, and inwardly he knew he was one of the causes for this series of unfortunate events. Surely she wasn't after the entire family, was she?
Was this his destiny? Because if it was, he'd have to argue that Destiny was one bad-ass mother-fucker.
There would be more. For him and for anyone else who ever dared to make Hinata upset- past, present, and future...
So Neji did twice in one day something that he hadn't done since his father died.
He wept. Again.
A Note From ME!
Aieee! Thank you all for your kind reviews! And just to let you know… Black Hinata will be made known to the rest of Konoha soon… I just don't know how and when. I've already made plans for a Naruto and Black Hinata encounter that I hope you'll like. Ha ha ha! I actually dreamed of what would happen last night, and I woke up laughing. But then again, some of the things I find funny aren't that funny at all… but… yeah.
I love that Hinata's a walking, talking time bomb. I hate how her father treats her like a pushover, but I understand that it's hard to raise kids without a mother around… I don't think he knows how to properly love his kids. And really, I don't hate Neji. He's actually one of my favorite characters. You have to feel sorry for him- father voluntarily killed himself, he wears a cursed seal on his head, he knows he's better than Hinata and Hanabi in terms of skills (we all know this) and yet he's a servant to the Main House. But I'm not done torturing him just yet, as you have all read. Because this story is just so much fun to write. And Hinata deserves to have some more fun. Ohohohoho!
Long live Black Hinata!