Well, things were not looking good for Akatsuki…Itachi and Deidara were making fun of Orochimaru's bowling shirt. Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting over why bowling lanes were made of wood and not Jello. Zetsu and Sasori were too pissed to talk to anyone, Kisame and Tobi were lost in a moment of disbelief that they had actually lost the bowling 'tournament'. They were even more disturbed that Kabuto and Tayuya were apparently an item. So needless to say, they all left the bowling alley disappointed that they had lost. The three game scores: 70-137, 75-160, 40-92 it was sad really.

Team Orochimaru was celebrating as Akatuski sadly left. Of course, Itachi and Deidara were drunk and they weren't certain why everyone was so disappointed.

"Hey you all want to stop and get a taco at Senor Sanchez's Taco Casa?" Sasori asked.

"We could, but you know how Senor Sanchez pours tequila down Deidara every time we're there." Kisame answered.

"Well, Deidara's small but he can hold his liquor a hell of a lot better than Itachi." Sasori said.

"Alright, let's go to the Taco Casa." Kisame said. And so Akatsuki headed for Senor Sanchez's Taco Casa.

"We're going to Taco Casa, yeah! Oh my god! Itachi, we're going to Taco Casa!" Deidara was thrilled beyond belief. Of course, he was still laughing like an idiot, actually Sasori and Zetsu figured he probably didn't know that they lost the bowling tournament. They had barely entered the door to Taco Casa when Senor Sanchez spotted his favorite drunk blonde.

"SENOR SANCHEZ, YEAH!" And of course Deidara simply HAD to hug him.

"Si, senor Deidara! You've already been drinking?"

"Well….Itachi…how many beers did we have, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"I don't know…..2?" Itachi wasn't too certain.

"SENOR SANCHEX HAS THE BEST TEQUILA, YEAH!" Deidara yelled to Tobi who had never been to Taco Casa.

"Deidara, he's 24 inches from you, you don't have to scream….YOU STUPID DRUNK!" Sasori was pissed again.

And so Akatsuki gathered around a large table and Senor Sanchez hurriedly brought the coldest, strongest margaritas in town to the table. Now, it should be made known that the last time Akatsuki went to Senor Sanchez's Taco Casa they were all so drunk from Tequila that Kisame hugged Zetsu and Itachi opened up like a waterfall to Deidara and the night ended in a shopping trip to Forever 21's Midnight sale, a game of Chinese Checkers, and a vegetable tray…it was a bizarre combination. So, it was hard to tell how tonight would end.

The bonding over hard tequila, tortilla chips, salsa and crunch tacos began…spite the loss of the bowling tournament.

Okay everybody, I'm sorry this was such a crappy fic. I really hatred the way I took FOREVER to finish this poorly written Akatsuki adventure. I PROMISE the next fic won't suck ass. I'm going to post the first chapter of a new fic later tonight. The title you ask? Akatsuki Babysitters!

Much Love AkiraDawn