(Quahog Rhode Island. 3 pm)
After Naruto, Hayley, Meg, and Roberta finished their classes for the day, they met up with Jillian to cash in Naruto's lottery ticket of 80 million dollars, stored a majority of it in Naruto's account, picked up Ellie, and started to go house hunting.
"Please tell me your not gonna get some gaudy mansion" Hayley said from her seat in the back of Naruto's car
"Not my style. Wouldn't mind a big house though with lots of space" Naruto chuckled
"I'm cool with you getting anything just make sure you get a stripper pole" Roberta told him with a smirk before her and Meg high fived
"I promise I'll get a decent stripper pole for you babe" Naruto grinned at her
"Good cause me and Blondie can give you a hell of a routine" Roberta smirked gesturing at Jillian
"Any other requests?" Naruto asked his girls
"Pool please" Hayley said with a smile as she missed the pool from when they lived in Langley falls. The one at her house here was ok but was slightly smaller. It was the only thing they couldn't bring with them when the house itself was moved since it was an inground pool.
"Hot tub" Meg suggested
"Good ideas" Naruto said with a smile Before he looked at Jillian "any requests?" he asked
"Hmmm…. How about a table with those strap thingies" Jillian suggested with an innocent smile
"I'm not doing that 50 shades of grey crap Naruto said with a shudder
"I don't think she meant anything that extreme babe" Meg said with a nervous grin
"What's 50 shades of grey? I thought grey was just grey" Jillian asked with a head tilt
"Never you mind now who wants to go house hunting?" Naruto asked his girls hoping to change the subject
"My mom's a realtor you know" Hayley said with a smirk knowing her boyfriend checked her out
"... I did not" Naruto admitted
"If your girlfriends and her mom are looking for this with you, why do you need me?" Ellie asked from her seat in the back
"Cause it'll be your house too and you have a say" Naruto said simply
"... I'd like a decent yard" Ellie said as she loved to run. Even more so now that she was dating Brian.
"Alright. Hayley tell your mom we're interested in seeing any houses she has available on or close by Spooner Street" Naruto chuckled
Hayley nodded at this as she texted her mom
"So your dad is OK with her working?" Roberta asked Hayley
"He doesn't know she is. Dumbass has to commute to the CIA so he'll spend days at a facility if needed and even weeks if he's out in the field. I once went an entire summer with him gone. Figured he was in some communist prison or something" Hayley shrugged as her dad was a moron in and out of the field.
Naruto nodded in agreement at this as he drove his car.
(later)
"Hayley! Naruto! Other girls whose names i don't know super well" Francine greeted from the front of the Smith house
"Meg, Roberta, and Jillian" Naruto said pointing out each girl
"Ahem" Ellie coughed
"Oh I know you Ellie dear. Such a good dog" Francine said with a smile as she pet Ellie
"Oh I love these pets" Ellie moaned out as Francine's fingers were magical on her fur.
"Anyways you wanted a place of your own close by to my daughter?" Francine said with a smile
"Absolutely I have the money after that lottery win so might as well use it
"You're the one who won that? How'd you even get a ticket? You're 16" Francine said with a raised eyebrow
"17 and I am emancipated as well as have a few perks from Mayor West for doing a favor for him." Naruto explained
"Well don't let fat ass know. He's mad he lost after buying over 100 tickets" Roger said with a wave at Naruto as he sat on the couch in the Smith's living room
"Roger!" Francine yelled seeing he wasn't in a disguise
"Mrs. Smith, I already met him. Remember?" Naruto said as when he took Hayley on a date he watched Roger knock Stan out
"Yeah but he was in a disguise then plus I didn't tell her you knew babe" Hayley said with a chuckle
"Babe?" Francine asked curiously as Hayley never used nicknames with her dates. Especially one used by one of her exes on her.
"I'll punish you later" Naruro told her with a sigh before he lightly smacked Hayley on the ass
Hayley playfully growled at this making Naruto chuckle
Francine paused at this slightly jealous. And Roger was….. well Roger was eating popcorn from the couch watching this like a tv show.
"Anyway Hayley said you're a realtor so I figured I should ask you first" Naruto said with a smile as he turned to Francine
"Sure thing. Let me just get my blazer." Francine said "Steve I have a client to show a house to You're in charge till I get back. Don't let Klaus sniff any glue again" Francine yelled upstairs
"On it! Break a leg mom!" Steve yelled back
"It was one time!" Klaus yelled from his bowl
"And we still have nightmares Razor" Roger said flatly
"That was Me On Coke!" Klaus said in defiance
"And also on glue!" Roger yelled back
Naruto shook his head at this and as he did he spotted Lana outside jogging down the street. As she was jogging past the Griffin's neighbors house, he saw something that made his blood boil. He saw Lana suddenly drop from a tranquilizer fired into her neck and Quagmire step outside his house
"He he! Alright!" He grinned
"Oh hell no" Naruto growled as he walked outside
Meg, Roberta, Hayley, and Jillan spotted this and scowled
"Leave marks stud!" Roberta yelled as she took out her phone to record this
"What's going On?" Francine asked as she stepped outside wearing a red blazer as she approached the girls and Ellie.
"Naruto's about to beat the literal shit out of Mr Quagmire" Meg said
Francine nodded at this "Roger! Steve! Want to come watch an asshole get beat up by your sister's boyfriend?!" Francine shouted upstairs
"Is it Stan?" Roger asked with a disguise of a blue shirt, blonde wig, and black jeans and holding Klaus's bowl in his hands
"Nah it's El Rapeo" Roberta smirked
"Ugh that guy get out the cameras" Klaus said
"Which asshole's getting beat up? Is it dad?" Steve asked as he walked down the stairs and joined them
"Quagmire" Meg said simply as she texted her mom what was about to happen since she hated Quagmire more than anyone else on the street.
"... the guy who we found sneaking in our trash and taking Mom and Hayley's thrown out underwear?" Steve asked
"He what?!" Hayley yelled out in a rage
"Yeah you were at school when it happened" Roger said as only him and Francine were home for that. Steve only found out recently
Hayley growled before she grabbed a crowbar and followed Naruto
"Should one of us stop her?" Steve asked
"No…… don't…… come back……." Francine said flatly as she fake begged her daughter from unleashing righteous justice.
(With Naruto)
Naruto walked over to Quagmire's house. As
he was walking over and proceeding to drag Lana into his house before without any warning, Naruto punched him in the Nose breaking it and sending him to the ground.
"Ah my nose! What the hell?!" Quagmire yelled in pain as every neighbor on the street came out to see the communion occurring.
"What the hell?" Peter asked as he was gonna head over to check on his friend but Lois pulled him back from doing so.
"You know something Glenn I had heard rumors about you and this just gives me the proof I need to do this without any guilt." Naruto said as he cracked his neck
"Woah woah what the hell is going on?!" Joe sked as he wheeled over
"Joe arrest this asshole for Aggravated assault!" Quagmire groaned in pain
"You want assault, I have your assault asshole!" Hayley growled as she approached with a crowbar
"Everyone calm down! What the hell is happening?!" Joe demanded
"Joe, Quagmire drugged that woman lying on the ground and was gonna rape her" Lois said as she walked over and pulled out her phone showing Meg's texts, explanations, and a video of what had happened.
Joe looked at the phone and sighed "Glenn we talked about this" he said with a firm tone
"What are you gonna arrest me?!" Quagmire yelled angrily
"I'm a cop and I have to, so don't try to- hey!" Joe yelled as Quagmire grabbed a stick and threw into Joe's wheel stopping him from giving chase
But before Glenn could move again Hayley smacked him in the back of his head with her crowbar .
"Anyone have a problem?" Naruto asked everyone who had surprised looks at Hayleys actions
"Yeah I Do! You're not even giving him the chance to defend himself!" Peter yelled trying to defend his best friend
"That's what court is for you fat retard" Hayley said with a roll of her eyes
"Hayley's lucky she got to him first to knock him out. I don't think I would've been able to control my actions if she hadn't" Naruto said gnashing his teeth in pure rage
"Relax babe. I wanted to do that as soon as i found out he dug through our trash for mine and mom's underwear" Hayley
"….he what?" Naruto asked with a calm tone but everyone knew he was furious.
"Just found out" Hayley admitted
"Technically I have to arrest you two as well for assault and vigilantism" Joe said as he pulled the stick out his wheelchair
"Actually Joe technically they were assisting a cop in a citizens arrest" Brian said
Joe paused at this before he sighed and nodded at this
"Nice save" Naruto said to Brian with a nod of respect
"Trust me no one aside from Lois has more reason to want him gone or jailed than me" Brian said waving it off. He wasn't gonna let anybody get arrested for stopping a rapist if he could help it.
Joe wheeled over and cuffed Quagmire before he threw him in his cop car and drove down to the police station.
Naruto meanwhile walked over to Lana and picked her up bridal style before carrying her over to the Smith's house. "Francine, would you mind if we have her rest in your guy's house? I don't trust Meg's dad to not try and pull some shit" Naruto asked politely
"Absolutely follow me she can use my bed" Francine said as she led Naruto to her room
"Damn girl you have a mean swing" Roberta said to Hayley seeing the blood on her crowbar
"Thanks but give me a sec. Roger!" Hayley said walking over to the disguised alien
"What do you need Hayley?" Roger asked
"That perverted jackass is gonna pull some shit for getting out til his trial. I know it. I want you to make him leave the state" Hayley said
"…..any limits?" Roger asked with a smirk liking the look in hayleys eyes
"Hell no! Go nuts! If there's a body make sure it's hidden" Hayley said with a nod at the alien
Roger smiled at this "Steve I need some plastic, a ski mask, a keysaw, and a boom box!" he yelled to Steve
"Hip to be squared?" Steve asked with a shudder as he had a idea what Roger was gonna do
"You know it bitch!" Roger exclaimed in glee
"…..do I want to know?" Meg asked Hayley as they watched Steve and Roger go upstairs
"You do not" Klaus answered instead of Hayley
"Even I know that Roger will get results" Jillian said with a smile
"Oh you bet your sweet ass he will" Hayley said simply with a vicious grin on her face
"You are so hot now" Roberta said with a smirk
Naruto came back down with a frown on his face.
"Is she ok?" Jillian asked curiously
"Yeah she'll wake up later. I'm gonna stay with her til she wakes up" Naruto said to his girls "we'll house hunt after she's ok" he said as the girls nodded and joined him. Waiting for the woman to awaken.
(later that night with Quagmire)
Quagmire walked into his house with a scowl as she slammed his door after paying his bail.
"Fucking whiskered white knight and his hippie bitch!" He growled
Before he could say anything else someone grabbed him from behind and covered his mouth with a cloth covered in chloroform.
When Quagmire fell to the floor it was revealed to be Roger with a ski mask on
"Heh heh all right! …….Yeah that doesn't fit me" the alien said before he dragged Quagmire to a chair
Quagmire awoke an hour later gagged by duct tape and bound to a chair. As he looked at a man in a ski mask grin at him holding a rusty keysaw. The man clicked a button on a nearby boom box.
Plastic littered around Glenn Quagmire's home the only thing filling the room were the busting and loud sounds of Hip to Be Square
Glenn sat helplessly in a chair, his arms behind his back and his feet tied to chair legs, a strip of duct tape slapped across his mouth. Meanwhile Roger was dancing like a fool shaking his booty, and hips as he laid several bits of surgical equipment out on the floor with a carving knife in hand. He smiled at Glenn who had a look of fear in his eyes as he moved around the bound rapist doing a cute little tip before bouncing his hips.
"Now I'll only take one kidney but if you stay in the state and don't leave within 3 days I'll hunt you down and take the other. Matter of fact, maybe you should leave the country. Cause no matter where you go I will hunt you down and take that other kidney. Whether its Thailand or Korea I can find you easily" Roger said as he danced around his soon to be victim
Nothing was heard from Quagmire's house except the song Hip to be squared on repeat which drowned out Quagmire's muffled bitch ass screams.
(The next day)
Naruto was in his room getting ready for the day since he was meeting with Francine to go house hunting along with Lana who was feeling better but didn't want to be left alone by any of the people who rescued her from a horrid fate.
Suddenly he heard his door open and Peter make his way into the attic
"You son of a bitch!" Peter yelled angrily "I invited you into my home, shared my food, let you date my housecat and this is how you repay me?" Peter yelled angrily at Naruto
"Ok first of all you call Meg that again and I'll do to you what I did to Quagmire and what's your problem? He was a rapist!" Naruto yelled back at the fat bastard
"He's moving to Korea!" Peter yelled in a rage
"….huh didn't expect that" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow as he wondered what scared him that bad
"My best friend is moving away and it's all your fault!" Peter yelled before he took a wild swing at Naruto's face. It connected……. And did nothing.
"Bad move fat boy" Naruto growled as he cracked his neck
(kitchen)
Lois was humming a jaunty tune as she stirred a pot of stew she was making for dinner that needed to cook all day. She was incredibly happy that the man who constantly hit on her, dug through her trash, and at one point even spied on her from a bathroom ceiling was now moving away.
Suddenly the ceiling burst apart and…..
"kinniku buster!" Naruto yelled as he slammed Peter headfirst into the kitchen table as he and Peter fell through the hole.
"What the Hell?!" Lois yelled seeing Naruto drive her husband into her table head first.
"Lois, he's a mad man! He used a old anime technique on me!" Peter groaned from the floor
"You took the first swing, fat boy! I was minding my damn business till you came stomping in trying to defend a rapist!" Naruto yelled
"Oh for fucks sake Peter!" Lois yelled angrily at her husband
"He was innocent! Why won't anyone believe me?!" Peter yelled
"Cause your a brain dead moron and there are multiple witnesses" Naruto said with a glare
"Exactly Peter. Now get up and get to work. Better yet stay there till you realize Quagmire was horrible" Lois ordered
Peter scowled at this as he glared at Naruto
"Please make a move I have plenty of stamina to crack your fat head open" Naruto growled
"Naruto you calm down as well. I don't want any more holes in the house." Lois said firmly
Naruto paused at this and looked up at the hole
"Ah shit" he said as he took out his checkbook and wrote on a check before handing it to Lois "sorry Lois. This should cover the damage and I'll even help repair it if you want" he said, handing her the check.
"Thanks and don't worry about it it's Peters fault" Lois said
Naruto nodded at this as he left through the side door to go meet Francine but stopped.
"Can I ask you a question?" Naruto asked the housewife after Peter left for work
"You just did but go ahead" Lois said with a smile
"Heh. Forgive me if this is personal but what did you see in him?" Naruto asked in regards to Peter
Lois sighed at this "young love is sometimes stupid I'm afraid." She admitted as she loved how sweet Peter was in their youth but now after they had a family for so long that love eroded away.
Naruto sighed at this "well If you ever want to dump him I can hire a lawyer for you" he said willing to help
"I have one on standby hired by daddy" Lois said waving her hand dismissively
"How good?" Naruto asked curiously
"He got a Karen to admit She was wrong" Lois smirked
"…..oh fat ass is screwed" Naruto said with a grin and a laugh as he left
Lois looked at him leave before sighing "is it really worth staying with Peter anymore?" She asked herself softly before she pulled out a piece of paper and a pencil.
And started to make a pros and cons list
After a few moments the con side was blank while the pros side was…… very long in regards to leaving Peter fully.
Lois sighed at this "I should speak to someone neutral first" Lois said as she put the list in a drawer and decided to hold off for now.
(with Naruto)
Naruto was making his way to the Smith home but he paused and saw Francine in her blazer in front of Quagmire's house with a new for sale sign
"Your realtor gave you the job to sell his house?" Naruto asked as he walked over
"Yeah his realtor died yesterday so now that he's gone I have to find someone to buy this place" Francine sighed as between everything that Quagmire had done it would be a hard sell.
"Hmmm does this include the land around the house?" Naruto asked curiously as he looked at the house
Francine took a look at the paperwork "... yes" she sighed harder as now it would be an even harder sell.
"I'll take it" Naruto said as he pulled out his checkbook
Francine froze at this "Naruto it's half a million and would require a ton of construction" Francine said as it had so many sexual devices built inside the walls it was a safety hazard towards the people living or visiting.
"Good. I'll demolish it and build a new place from the ground up" Naruto said as he wrote on the check before handing it to Francine to cover the half a million and an extra 100,000 to Francine herself as a tip.
Francine took the check and nodded at this before she got out her phone to call her boss
"Yeah I just sold the Quagmire house. $500,000 dollars. No this is not a joke I just put up the sign and this guy just bought it. I don't think you'd call him that to his face if you knew who it was." Francine said
Naruto rolled his eyes at this as he went to his car to leave to go visit Lana now that she was back at her own house after the Quagmire incident. Since the incident Naruro and his girls have been on rotation to visit and keep her company until school resumed tomorrow.
He felt his phone buzz and when he looked he saw a text from Roberta
"Hey whiskers Lana is at the school doing some paperwork to get her mind off this so If your looking to see her then that's where she is" she texted
"Alright I'll go check on her. Thanks baby" Naruto texted before he drove to the school.
(James Woods High School. 20 mins later)
Naruto walked into the school with no issues. Despite it being a weekend, many students usually came by for weekend clubs and other electives as well as some teachers looking to catch up on some work. Naruto walked towards his homeroom classroom and knocked before opening the door.
"Hey Miss Lockhart. The girls told me you'd be here" Naruto said as he saw Lana sitting at her desk in her regular outfit when she was teaching
Lana immediately looked at him and stood up before grabbing him into a big hug.
"Hey it's OK" Naruto said with a comforting smile as he hugged her
"No it isn't. You saved me from that horrible monster and stayed at my side while I was unconscious. I just-" Lana said with a shaky voice and slight tears in her eyes
"I just did what any decent person would have plus you should thank Hayley more than me she actually drew blood" Naruto said with a chuckle
"I will but you stopped him from bringing me into that nightmare though." Lana said with a tremor in her voice
"Don't worry about him from what I hear he's leaving town and I just bought his house to tear it down. I'll even let you and Lois have the first swings" Naruto said to her as he rubbed her back soothingly
Lana chuckled at this and nodded as she wasn't gonna turn that offer down
"Thank you. I need to do something for you" Lana said
"You don't need to-" Naruto was saying but Lana cut him off.
"Naruto as your teacher your supposed to listen to me when in my classroom" Lana said with a firm tone that had a hint of lust in it
"... ok hang on. Look as much as I want to do what I think you're implying right now. I do not want to take advantage of you in this state of mind" Naruto said
"Mr Uzumaki it's not taking advantage of me if I'm willing and as you said you do want this don't you?" Lana asked as she leaned back and sat on her desk and showed off her legs to him
"Well yes but-"
"And the reason I was even on that street was to find you and see about fucking you in the first place. Why else would i have been jogging there? I don't live near that street" Lana explained
Naruto was silent at this as he didn't expect this
Lana chuckled at this "don't be shy Mr Uzumaki I know about you fantasizing about me" Lana smirked
"….I'm gonna punish Roberta later" Naruto said with a sigh as he figured it was her who talked
"Oh she never said it. I just took a guess. And it worked" Lana smirked
"Oh…well heh I'm only human and I have a bombshell as my teacher and ring escort after all" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Mmmm I bet you would love to take me on this desk wouldn't you Mr Uzumaki?" Lana asked as she lent forward showing her cleavage to him
"Damn right teach. I'd stain that desk white after I'm done with you" Naruto smriked
"Then go ahead Mr. Uzumaki as your teacher, I should teach you how to – eeee!" Lana yelped as Naruto pounced on her pinning her to the desk as he pulled her into a heated kiss as his hands gripped at her shirt and tore it in half. Leaving Lana's upper body bare save for the black bra underneath that was barely containing her high F cup breasts
"Hey easy with the clothes! I only have what I'm wearing on me Here" Lana said with a pout
"Now Miss Lockhart you're the one who seduced a student, you should be open to letting him have his way with you" Naruto said before his left hand moved her skirt up and revealed she wasn't wearing any underwear underneath.
"….you were planning this weren't you?" Naruto smirked
"Planning what?" Lana asked 'innocently' before she yelped as Naruto turned her around so she was bent over the desk
"Seeing as you were brave enough to go commando lets see about freeing these as well" Naruto growled as he reached his arms around her and gripped her bra before ripping it off her body and tearing it to shreds.
"Ah!~ So forward Mr. Uzumaki" Lana moaned at this
"Well I'm done letting you tease me. It's time you got put on full display for my eyes" Naruto growled as he reached a hand to his zipper and released his hard cock
"mmmm I want this so bad" Lana moaned as Naruto hiked up her skirt while he dropped his pants and underwear along with taking off his shirt.
"You better show me a good time Mr Uzumaki' Lana said as she looked at Naruto over her shoulder and winked at him with a grin
Naruto growled as he grabbed her by her hips and with a hard thrust impaled her pussy with his cock making her scream at the intrusion.
"Oh my Goddddd!" Lana yelled as she held the edge of the desk and held it knowing once Naruto was ready he would start thrusting
"I actually prefer to be called Naruto not god." He smirked at the teacher before he started to slowly thrust into her with his thick cock hitting her depths instantly.
"Oh fuck! So thick!" Lana moaned out never having anything so big inside of her
"Look whos talking" Naruto grunted as he smacked Lana's ass leaving a red hand print as it rippled from the spank
"Ah! So Manly! So big!!" Lana moaned out after his spank
"Bigger than your ex?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he started to thrust into his teacher slightly faster than before.
"Sooooo much bigger! He's a toothpick compared to your spear!" She screamed out in lust
"Such a slutty teacher I have" Naruto smirked as he started to speed up while reaching forward with one hand and grabbing her by her hair as he thrusted more of his bitch breaker into her tight twat.
"Oh god pull my hair harder!" Lana moaned out as she looked up at the ceiling as Naruto thrusted into her faster making her ass slap against his abs
"I told you I prefer Naruto unless you have a better title for me" Naruto smirked at her as he thrusted hard finally getting his whole cock in her
"Pull my hair harder daddy!" Lana shouted as he mind started to break
"Fuck I love when my girls call me that" Naruto growled as he started thrusting harder
"Please daddy! Use me! Use this stacked teachers' holes for your pleasure! Wreck my womb up daddy!" Lana begged with her tongue hanging out her mouth from the pleasure
Naruto grunted at this as he felt his climax coming "I bet you would love to move in with me and be my pet" he growled out
"Yes daddy! I'll move in with you and lay at your feet every night. I'll be your cumdump pet teacher!" She yelled as her climax built up from the thought
Naruto shouted at this as the idea of this finally finally made him climax inside her
"Ahhhhhh!" Lana shouted as she felt his hot seed enter her and caused her to climax hard on her desk. Spraying her juices and his cum on her deak and the papers beneath her.
Naruto and Lana panted for breath as they recovered from their orgasms
Naruto reached and pulled Lanas head up by her hair and kissed her while still inside her "your mine" he growled into her ear
"I'm yours" she said happily and with her tongue still hanging out
"good…..now" Naruto said before he pulled out of Lana and flipped her onto her back onto the desk and got on top of her effectively pinning her to the desk "time for me to actually try" he said with a smirk as he thrusted hard into her pussy again
"Oh fuck yes daddy!" Lana yelled as she arched her back and wrapped her legs around his hips
"Put on a good show, my Pet. I want to see those juggs bounce this time" Naruto smirked as he used a hand and slapped her left breast lightly before placing his hands on her hips again.
"Yes daddy!" Lana immediately responded between her moans as she reached her hands to her breasts and started to jiggle and shake them as he pounded into her yet again.
The sounds of their lovemaking was heard for the next hour before they had to leave.
(a few days later)
It was a regular day on Spooner Street and there was a crowd of women outside of Quagmire's house
"Ok everyone remember no pushing, no shoving, no fighting, we are all here to tear apart this monument to evil today" Naruto yelled to the crowd.
"I'll be recording so if you want footage leave your email with me" Roger said with a black ponytail, sunglasses, and a white suit holding a camera ready to go
"Now I have promised two women in particular the first swings on this monstrous old place as they suffered much from the previous owner. Lois and Lana whenever you two are ready" Naruto said gesturing to the two women wearing construction hats
Lois took out a big sledgehammer and swung it into the door, tearing it clean off its hinges and sending it into the house and crashing into a wall
"Hahahahaha! I've been waiting to do this for years!" Lois shouted on a pure adrenaline rush
"Save some for me!" Lana yelled with a grin as she smashed a wall with a crowbar. Tearing and ripping it down in seconds as she released pent up rage.
"Ok 3 2 1 ok ladies go - woah!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out of the way of the crowd of women who attacked the house like a wave of zombies
"You ok babe?" Hayley asked with a chuckle at Naruto who was catching his breath from getting out of the way
"I'm good. Hand me the chainsaw please" he requested after taking a breath
"Meg took it" Hayley said flatly as she jreked her thumb at Meg
"Ahahhahahaha!" Meg cackled as she revved her chainsaw
"Ok hand me The backup Chainsaw" Naruto requested
"Roberta" Hayley said simply
"…..well at least they are having fun" Naruto said with a chuckle
"What's going on?" A nasally female voice asked Naruto and Hayley as a pregnant woman in a purple dress with black hair walked down the sidewalk to see the commotion
"Quagmire left town and we are trashing the place!" Lois yelled with a smile as she threw a molotov at the roof
"Oh man! I wish I wasn't pregnant right now! That guy was so creepy" The woman
"I'll have a video sent of the destruction to you Bonnie." Naruto said as he pointed at Roger. As he did have a few conversations with Joe's qife when she was over hanging out with Lois and found her to be good company.
"Come on, you call that a riot?! I saw better after the Lakers lost!" Roger yelled at the women as he recorded before yelping and dashing away as a giant slab of concrete nearly crushed him
Naruto chuckled at this finding Roger's attitude funny
"You think he's funny now. Who do you think scared Quagmire into leaving the country" Hayley whispered to him with a smirk on her face
"... him?" Naruto asked surprised
oh yea take a look Hayley said as she showed him her phone with a video loaded up
Naruto looked at the video for a few moments before he burst out laughing "Roger I owe you a shopping spree!" he yelled to the disguised alien
"Bitchin!" Roger yelled with a thumbs up at Naruto before ducking under a bed being thrown towards him with a scream.
(a few weeks later)
Naruto was standing in front of the now completed house along with Lois, Bonnie, his girls, Francine, Klaus, Roger, Brian, Stewie and Ellie
"Oh my god!" Francine said seeing the new place in shock. It was like night and day compared to when Quagmire was there
"Yeah Mr Pewterschmitt recommended some top of the line contractors to build this place" Naruto said with a smile
"How'd your investment in daddy's company go by the way?" Lois asked curiously as she knew Naruto had invested some money in her fathers company
"Let's just say I now know the difference between right and wealth" Naruto said as while Carter was a very rich man and an incredible businessman that didn't mean he always did the morally right thing
"Well here's to the next chapter of your life" Brian said as he held up a martini along with Ellie
"Indeed" Stewie said as he held up a juice box "I dare say I shall miss the conversations with you two every day. Other than the dog I don't have much interaction" Stewie admitted
"Don't worry little man I'll babysit" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Yeah and if he's unavailable for some reason I'm sure I can always come over to watch you with Brian" Ellie said with a smile at Stewie. Evil tendencies aside, the baby was a very good intellectual conversationalist after all.
"So wanna check out the inside?" Naruto asked everyone
"You bet. Hou better have that stripper pole whiskers!!" Roberta said with a grin
"I helped him pick it out" Francine said to her
"... when did that happen?" Hayley asked Naruto
"Please like I'm gonna let you work a pole that is cheap. You were a stripper at one point so you should know better" Francine said with a giggle at her daughter
"... that answered some questions and raised so many others" Hayley said as they all entered the house
(Inside the Griffin house)
Peter was in the kitchen looking around in the drawers while everyone was gone
"Alright where is that stapler?" Peter asked himself "let's see duct tape, piano wire, some cigarettes, cigar box, a book on satanism, a book on catholicism, a box of grenades, a handgun with the words property of Stewie, whoever that is, a pros and cons list of Lois deciding to divorce me, a slinky, a coffee mug, some jax and a ball, wait a minute ……the hell?!?!" Peter yelled out in realization as he grabbed the list and read it. His anger growing by the second.
"Lois!!!" Peter yelled as he stormed out the door and headed next door. List in hand
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