Okay, everybody! This is what you voted for, so here it is... CHAPTER 21! And my apologies for the wait... I really got distracted by all these other ideas I had... the truth of the matter is, I can't really have organized thoughts. So in a sense, though I appreciate the time everybody took to vote, that sort of messed me up because it didn't give my brain the kind of freedom it needed to... uh... do whatever it wanted to do, which was to THINK ON ITS OWN! So this chapter will be the ultimate grab bag... it'll be a weird fusion of most of the things you wanted to see... and then I'll try by best to drag it out throughout the other chapters. We happy? I hope so. I thought my head was going to explode!

There was only so much playtime at the lake anyone could take. Ino yawned. "I'm kinda bored, Hinata-chan. Maybe we should do something else?" she asked hopefully.

Black Hinata nodded her head in agreement, stretching her lithe arms behind her head. Ino was quick to notice the way all the men trained their eyes on her new best friend, praying for a chance for her breasts to spring free from their confinement...

Ino was baffled. How did Hinata, really shy and quiet Hinata, turn every guy in Konoha into her fanboy? She just didn't get it. She herself had confidence, sass, a pretty face, smarts... Just what did Hinata have that she didn't have?

Someone within that group must've prayed hard enough, for at that very moment... a very errant piece of string began to unravel... and...

BOI-OI-OING!

It was a pleasing sound to their ears.

"Oops! This really is a poorly crafted piece, Genma-san," commented Black Hinata as her bikini top flew open once again. This time all the guys caught a glimpse of the two perfect globes of flesh and each one of them fainted from massive blood loss.

The Yamanaka teen sighed in resignation. 'It's the boobs,' she thought sullenly, looking at her own average-sized chest and wiping away her own little trickle of crimson that found its way out of her nose. Not that Ino leaned in that direction, mind you, but Hinata's pair were nothing short of spectacular. Someone was just a wee bit jealous.

"Ino-chan, let's find something fun to do!" said Black Hinata, who stepped out from behind a tree fully dressed in her leather jumpsuit as she dragged the surprised cornsilk blonde out of the forest. She decided to discard the little bikini top in a nearby trash bin since it was rendered useless (and yet provided a few moments of intense pleasure to those who were going to write the makers of said bikini a very nice thank you note!) and Hinata, whether she's in Black or White mode, does NOT litter, because littering is for bastards (like Jiraiya and Orochimaru).

'What the hell is she WEARING? It's the friggin' middle of SUMMER!' Ino was confused beyond belief. "Uh, r-right, Hinata-chan... let's go!" she said, trying to tie her sarong back on as she allowed Hinata to drag her out of the forest and back into town. Ino secured the sunhat on her head, took one last glance at the fallen enamored Konoha shinobi and decided that she would study her new friend and learn some new tricks.

A shaky hand reached out for Hinata's retreating body, but it was ignored as Genma urked out weakly, "...kun... I... want to... be... called... Genma...kun..." before passing out once more.

For the time being, it looked like the boys would be down and out for the count.

It was at that very moment that Konoha's very own Uchiha Itachi crossed through the eastern borders of Fire Country undetected. The dangerously smeXXXy S-class missing nin had realized that his place wasn't with the Akatsuki and left Kisame and the other members behind for good.

Now that his little escapades with the motley crew were over and done with, he discovered that he had very little to do. The Uchiha's eldest son finally wanted to come home and spend the rest of his days with his foolish little brother.

Yay! It would be like another fabulous family reunion... and how Itachi missed Sasuke. Missed messing with the little dork's head and making him feel like crap just by being totally more awesome at everything. Missed being everybody's favorite class-act older brother.

Are you confused? Just why wasn't he with Akatsuki anymore? Allow me to explain

Simply, Itachi was tired of killing, hence his fallout with the Akatsuki. Itachi had killed in so many different ways and it was getting kinda old. Too routine. And Itachi hated routine. No one was better than him in killing, or torturing, and so he figured out that he was the best at what he did and that was that.

It was like eating too much pizza and realizing that you never wanted to eat another slice ever again.

Not a good enough excuse? Let me try this one on you...

Sometimes it sucked to be the Killing Perfection, the Uchiha Prodigy. Murdering people didn't bring him the kind of fulfillment he thought he would find. And you see, it was during one of these massacres that Itachi had discovered another love, one that allowed him to express his love of violence without getting other peoples' blood on him. As he entered the home of one of his many would-be victims, a head-bopping 17-year old boy was watching the BET network (Black Entertainment Television) listening to some white rapper named Skittles.

Skittles' lyrics were powerful and held a message. Itachi had a message that he wanted to convey, too-

"Fuck with me and die."

And after he spared the family, from that day forward, Uchiha Itachi was in love with hardcore rap and everything associated with it:

Blingy necklaces, blingy watches, blingy rings, blingy... everything. Baggy clothing, backwards baseball caps, puffy jackets, Chandon, Cristal, Courvoisier, Crunk Juice, you get the point. He discovered that he wanted people to stick around to hear him wax lyrical... Itachi didn't want to be a lone wolf anymore...

Itachi was a changed man.

Spinning the black diamond and ruby-encrusted custom-made Sharingan wheel pendant on his platinum necklace and adjusting his Gucci sunglasses, he cryptwalked (yes, you read right... Itachi had used his bloodlimit and taught himself some moves) down the road and sang a happy little ditty to himself, one that he composed one night during one of the Akatsuki's many killing escapades, and it went a little something like this: (song sung to the tune of Dr. Dre's "The Next Episode")

"La-da-da-da-da... it's the one and only I-TA-CHI (Uchiha, motherfucker!)...

La-da-da-da-da... you know I'm killin' with the Akatsuki…"

"Ah. I'm going to have to change the last part of that song," he said to no one in particular as he continued his song through the forest. "I hope you cleaned the crib up, my brotha'... Aniki's coming home!"

Hell had frozen over.

And speaking of hot places, just minutes later, Suna's very own Gaara, Temari and Kankurou had crossed the WESTERN borders of Fire Coutry for their bi-annual meeting with the Hokage. Hopefully Tsunade had taken care of some of the housing arrangements, since the Sand siblings were staying for well over a week... (but knowing Tsunade, she probably forgot to order somebody to take care of things).

There were many things to discuss, Akatsuki, fair trade, the weather, the latest gossip (Kankurou especially needed to talk with Kakashi and Asuma about these things), change of area codes, the alarming rise in the price of gasoline, etc., etc... You can't just expect to cover all of that in a day... besides, the Sand siblings are a busy bunch, and the new Kazekage (only he had already been Kage for 3 years already) needed some down time. He needed to learn how to chill. Ever since Shukaku had been extracted from his body, he had been a little sullen. Hopefully the trip would do him some good. Gaara needed to chillax.

They had no idea that things were going to get a little crazy from here on out. And Gaara had no way of knowing that he was going to have the funnest week of his life.

When Black Hinata and Ino got to the Yamanaka residence, Ino had wanted to shower and change before hanging out. Since Hinata had nothing better to do, she decided to go home for a little bit and rest.

When she got home, she wasn't too happy.

There was a note affixed to the door, written in the perfect penmanship practiced by everyone in her family. It said,

Hey, you disgraceful piece of trash! You don't live here anymore! Go away!

Signed, the Main and Branch Houses.

P.S.- You'll hear from our lawyers for what you did to our family! Have you no shame? A seal that looks like a butthole? You could have practiced some maturity on your part! Really! The nerve!

P.P.S.- Your things are out on the street.

P.P.P.S.- Your floors were all sticky when we gathered your things! How dare you call yourself a Hyuuga? Don't you know that cleanliness is next to godliness in this house?

P.P.P.P.S.- We're reminding you to go to the post office to have all your mail forwarded to your new address. Whatever mail we get that's in your name, we're going to toss out!

Black Hinata refused to read the rest of the note. Her family was stupid. She wasn't going to be evicted, not when she lived in a perfectly good house. No.

Her family was going to have to find a new place to live. She rotated her shoulders and flexed her fingers. It was time to take out the trash.

Starting NOW.

Starting with a few hand seals, she got an army of 15 Hinatas together and got them to stealthily maneuvre themselves around different parts of the compound. One of the Hinatas had made her presence known to one of the Starfish-seal-cursed relatives, and that Hyuuga immediately began to turn interesting shades of purple. Another Hyuuga, an untainted one, saw the spectacle and immediately shouted, "We're under attack!"

Every Hyuuga stepped out into the middle of one of the largest courtyards unaware that the Hinatas had them surrounded. It was a fairly quick battle, but only because the authoress lacked the skills necessary to create such an amazing battle scene. Regardless, everyone knew that the Hyuugas were ill-fated since the start of this story, and the Hyuugas were easily defeated by the one Heiress and her sexy clones.

"Please don't kill us," begged one of the Elders. "We'll do ANYTHING!"

"Okay," stated Hinata simply. "I want to move back in..."

The other Hyuugas looked at each other, horror written on their faces.

A vein appeared on Black Hinata's perfect forehead, the one that Sakura lacked. "I wasn't finished talking, you morons. I want to move back in, and you losers are packing your bags- y'all are moving out." As she was saying this, she was removing the imaginary dirt out of her fingernails.

Another Elder spoke up. "But this has been our home for generations! Where will we go? What will we do?"

"I don't know, and I don't care. You have 30 minutes to get all your crap and move out of here. Whatever gets left behind is mine to own, ya got that? Capisce?"

"But Hinata-sama-"

"I SAID MOVE OUT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M NOT JOKING! YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS?" she snapped, threatening the scared masses with a hand that was glowing a sickly brown color. Her relatives bolted for their rooms and Black Hinata could hear the noises of frantically screaming Hyuugas getting all their shit together. She laughed cutely into the back of her hand which then progressed into a demented cackle before she composed herself again.

"Hello, wonderful family of my beloved pupil Neji! How may I be of assistance?" asked Gai, who, up until this point, was still in search of the elusive Neji.

They weren't talking to him.

"Ahh, yes. The silent treatment. A Hyuuga trademark I am well aware of since my accelerated student exercises the same traits!" Gai studied the Hyuugas for a bit longer, watching how they, despite being in a rush, still assembled their things neatly away into storage boxes... in a way they looked like ants... their movements were mechanical in a way.

Gai slapped both of his hands to his face. "Wait, you're leaving? Are you moving away? But why? You have a beautiful home!" And Gai continued to annoyone Hyuuga by unpacking the things she had worked so hard to pack before panicking and commencing his huntfor his beautiful apprentice. "I must find Neji-kun! He can't leave me!"

Unbeknownst to the psychotic Beast, Neji was hiding in an attic and had no idea that he was being evicted.

Hanabi had finally flushed the toilet, rubbing her now empty stomach with a sigh. She, too, was unaware of the things that were happening. The brat was going to regret being such a prick to her onee-san... really regret it.
Within the next half hour, Black Hinata ushered her family out of the doors and into the streets. It was sad, the way they looked back at her... pitifully... and like a dog that did something wrong and was being punished for it... the Hyuugas were whimpering.

Hinata watched gleefully as they walked into town. It was a mass exodus of Hyuugas, one similar to the Biblical one, but with a severe lack of Cecil B. DeMille's directorial theatrics and Charlton Heston's Moses leading the troupe of Israelites out of Egypt... so it wasn't like the Biblical Exodus at all... only because the Hyuugas weren't a very happy bunch and Hinata wasn't chasing after them to bring them back...

"Awww... I hope you find a nice place to live! Bye bye!" said Black Hinata sweetly as she closed the iron gates with a resolute CLANG.

She looked back at her estate. Life was good.

Dang! I would write more, but I guess I won't. Sorry for the lame chapter. I just wanted this out and well, sorry for the way it turned out. I'll do better in 22, I promise (kinda, sorta)!