By Dark Inkling
This is a slapstick paredy of the 7th book (not released) Its ment to amuse you all, and is basically to prove the point of "no one really knows whats going to happen next" and this is a combination of random theries I have seen posted. Reviews appreciated. Enjoy :)
-Inky
It was grand old day at Hogwarts with owls flyingand crapping on everyone and especially Harry, who was amused and giggle hysterically everytime.
Then Voldamort showed up and zapped him. Harry cried. He shouted "Expecto- Pacacapoop! Ka zoom!" and omlets flew out out of his wand and hit Voldy.
"Oh noes!" He shouted, then zapped Harry again. Harry cried. Then he went plop and died. Ginny cried. Voldy zapped her too and then screamed "I win! I win! I win! Muahahaahaha!" before falling over dead because of the profacy. Draco cried and then zapped himself in the bum with his wand. And Hagrid stepped on him. And then he died. They were all sad, except for Ron and Hermione who lived happily ever after.
The End