one fine day at hogwarts school of witch crafts and witchery, there was a young man named james potter. he liked to have adventures with his friends, serious black and peter pettigrew and remus loopin. remus was a werewolf, which means that everytime the moon comes out and it is a complete circle, he turns into a wolf. yikes! so they hid him under the whopper willow, where he resided and transformed into a WEREWOOOOLFF! AOOOOOOOOOOH!
(thats what he shouted at teh moon) and then one time severus snap found out that remus was a werewolf, and he tried to go sneak a peek at him, but remus almost bit off his head! (although that wouldnt really be a bad thing because severus was real evil and had a big ugly greasy nose) so then james rescue him because he is sooo valient and brave, and super sexy to boot.