-1Sonic was running around, like always. He was going to see his pal Tails for lunch. Just then a ball of energy hit him and knocked all his rings away.

The hedgehog asked himself "where the heck did that come from?"

"That would be from me" spoke a voice behind Sonic.

The hedgehog turned around and gasped. It was a GUN soldier, floating in the air completely golden.

"Your……your super!" said a surprised Sonic.

"Indeed I am" said Larry "and your dead meat!"

Sonic fled and was heading to Tails' workshop faster than ever. Larry smirked and pursued. The blue hedgehog saw Tails working on the Tornado outside his home and stopped.

"Tails!" Sonic shouted "get help quick! Some crazy-ass guy got all the Chaos emeralds and…" His sentence was cut short as an energy ball knocked him out.

"SONIC!" Tails yelled. He went inside to call some help.

Larry got on top of Sonic and put a super-powered rifle to the hedgehog's face. "Nice knowing ya" the super human said. Before he could pull the trigger, something hit him from behind and Larry dropped the weapon. He turned around to see Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Cream, Rouge, Big, and the Chaotix.

"GET HIM!" Tails said to his allies.

Larry stepped out of the way as Knuckles threw a punch. The soldier threw a fist of his own and sent the echidna to the ground. Amy whacked Larry three times with a hammer, but it didn't effect him. He tripped her and smashed her face her own hammer. The Chaotix went after Larry next but he still had Amy's hammer and hit them all with it. The hammer was then pulled away from Big's fishing rod. Larry got mad and picked up Big easily. The GUN soldier saw Cream trying to run away, and thrown Big on top of her. Rouge flew by and kicked Larry repeatedly. He head butted her and she fell. Shadow pulled out a pistol and shot towards the soldier. Larry reflected the bullets and they hit Shadow. Now all that was left was Tails, who happened to riding a modified Cyclone mech. The Cyclone fired hundreds of missiles and Larry barely dodged them. He punched the Cyclone but it wasn't very effective. The GUN soldier decided he would need his gun so he went after it. Tails continued to fire missiles but Larry managed to dodge them all. Larry finally got his weapon and shot a few energy balls. The energy balls hit the Cyclone and it blew up.

Now that everyone was beaten up, Larry turned back to Sonic. The hedgehog was now standing up, but was still injured.

"Time to end this once and for all!" the super Larry shouted.

Suddenly, Larry's last ring disappeared and turned to his original weak human self. The soldier's eyes widened in fear while the hedgehog's mouth became a smile of an advantage. Sonic curled up into a ball, spin dashed to the human, and sliced Larry in half.

"Pwn3d j00r a55 n00b!" Sonic said.

Later that day, everyone had a nice lunch of broiled human flesh.

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"AHHHHHHHHH!" Larry screamed. He looked around and saw he was in his bed and in his bedroom. Then Rob came in Larry's room.

"You finally woke up" Rob said.

"Huh? What?" asked Larry "wait, you mean I never tried to Sonic?"

Rob laughed a bit, then answered "when you finished ranting about getting the Chaos Emeralds, you went straight into a wall and fell unconscious."

"Damn it!" groaned Larry "this is so lame! When I joined GUN I'd hope that people respect me. Instead, Sonic and his friends get all the glory! I just feel so worthless when they're around to save the day!"

"I know how you feel Larry, but there's always somebody better someone else" Rob reassured "believe it or not, I actually respect the work you do for GUN."

"Really?" Larry asked his friend "well, I guess I may have been a little crazy trying to overthrow Sonic and all. Thanks for being a pal, Rob."

Rob smiled and said "no problem. Let's get something to eat."

Larry smiled to and the two GUN soldiers left Larry's house.

DA END!