Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. I hope this idea hasn't already been done somewhat, because I haven't watched all the episodes yet.

Summary: Cartman, Stan and Kenny go with Kyle's family to the Six Flags Elitch Gardens (I looked up random themes parks from Colorado and that's what I got.) Where they go on this crazy death ride and Kyle gets something really cool in the end but I can't tell you what because that wouldn't be cool.

Random Author's comments before the story: there are none because you don't care about this stuff I'm writing—you just wanna read the damn story.

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The Dreidels of Doom

It was a bright sunny Thursday afternoon, and Kyle was doing his homework when the phone rang. "Kyle, it's Stan on phone!" his mother shouted from downstairs. "Coming mom!"

"Hey Kyle, what's up?" his best friend greeted him on the phone.

"Hey Stan."

"Me and the guys are going to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean 2 movie on Saturday. You wanna come with?"

"Sorry, I'm going to Six Flags with my family on Saturday!"

"You're going to Six Flags? That kicks ass! Hey can we all come?"

"Uh, sure hold on a sec… … … … … … … Ok my mom said it's fine. You can all come and we can see that movie later."

"Great! See ya"

"Bye"

Saturday. Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle's parents and Ike were all driving along. Nothing interesting really happened. Then they got there. They were held up a little at the entrance for a few of Cartman's 'questionable items,' but they were at Six Flags for the day, so nothing could ruin their day! At least nothing that was supposed to be in a theme park.

"Hey guys let's go on the Boomerang!" shouted Stan. They waited about a half an hour in line, and Cartman's constant whining was really annoying, but when it was finally their turn to ride, they didn't regret it. Then they went on the Flying Coaster ride. They weren't all tall enough, but they were able to ride anyway, their strategy having absolutely nothing to do with Cartman.

They all ate Chinese food for lunch, and they were walking along when Kenny pointed out, "(Hey guys look at that ride!)"

"Whoa!" exclaimed Stan. "'Dreidels of Doom.'"

"Yeah, let's check it out!" agreed Kyle.

"What? Are you kidding?" said Cartman. "It's probably some stupid gay horror ride made of cardboard."

"Come on, just give it a try," said Kyle's mom.

"Okay, fine we'll ride the stupid gay Dreidels of fake Doom."

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Apology for false content: I have actually never been to this park. I have no idea how good any of these rides are. I don't know which ones have the most expensive photos, the hardest-to-find entrances, or the really stupid themes. I'm just looking up random stuff on their website, so if I say they all like a ride, but it really sucks, feel free to tell me!

Also, I think Elitch Gardens is a weird name. But then, Wii is a pretty dumb name too. Chinese food is awesome, that's why they all had to eat it. Also, I would never say "Me and the guys" as a subject line, but Stan would, so he did (not that he's the only one who does that… I haven't forgotten about you, Mrs. "Us Jews don't believe in Hell.")