Martel: Greed stop rambling and just let them read the fic.
Greed: Quiet Martel, I'm not finished yet. And to Sleepywolf whatever your name is, I want you to do me a favor, and tell all your friends on about Killa Pats ScarxLust fic. That pairing needs way more attention then it's getting.
Martel: I didn't want to have to do this but…
-Martel pulls out a can of pepper spray and sprays it in Greeds eyes before beating him in the head with one of Winry's wrenches until he's knocked out-
Martel: Enjoy the chapter.
Chapter Two
"Ahem", Grandma said.
I broke away from Ed and whirled around to face the little old woman who I was sure had seen what we were doing.
"Oh, hi Grandma", I said to her and I felt my cheeks turn bright red.
"I just came to tell you goodnight", Pinako said before leaving the room.
She left us in my room. I turned to Ed. I could still feel his lips on mine and I longed for more. Ed looked away and ran out the door. I sighed to myself. I had scared him away, along with my only chance with him. "Now are you really going to let him get away like that? Go after him!", the voice in my head yelled at me. "Don't you ever leave me alone!", I yelled back mentally. "Nope. Now go into Ed's room and tell him you love him!". "I can't, Al's in there with him", I thought back. "Oh. In that case, wait till tomorrow".
I was glad when the voice let me go to sleep. But when I did fall asleep, all I could dream about was Ed.
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The next morning when I woke up I could smell breakfast. I hurriedly got dressed and ran down stairs, only to find that Ed was the only one in the kitchen. Ed turned and when he saw me almost dropped his plate.
"Don't worry I won't bite", I said laughing lightly.
I don't think he'd recovered from last nights kiss. He seemed nervous about something, but I didn't know what.
"Where's Al and Grandma?", I asked him.
"Uh, Al's outside playing with Den and I don't know where Pinako is", Ed answered.
"Oh, ok".
There was another uncomfortable silence between us and we just stood there staring at each other. I realized how attractive he had become. He was still short, but was now closer to my height. His body was more muscular too.
"So um, ready to get the rest of your automail fixed?", I asked breaking the silence.
"Sure".
We walked into the basement and Ed sat down in the chair. Suddenly I remembered what happened the last time I did this and we had almost kissed. I suddenly wished that that would happen again and we would kiss. I shook the thought out of my head and walked over to Ed.
"Ok, hold out your arm", I said to him.
Ed held out his flesh arm and I took the measurements without falling into his lap, unfortunately. Now that I had the measurements I need to see if I had any arms that were that size. I walked to the back of the basement where the spares were kept and found one. I went back to Ed who was waiting patiently in the chair.
"Alright, time to take it off", I said to him.
Ed's eyes widened when I said that and I realized what he thought I meant.
"Not like that you moron", I said slapping him in the back of the head. "I meant your arm".
"Oh, I knew that", Ed said chuckling.
I picked up my wrench and Ed cringed in fear.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to hit you…yet", I said jokingly.
I started the long, painful process of removing Ed's automail arm from his body. Long for me, and painful for Ed. "You'd think he'd of gotten used to it by now", I thought to myself. When I had finally removed Ed's arm I was covered in sweat.
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"Come on, you must be hot. Take your top off", I thought to myself has I watched her. "Wait a minute, this is Winry we're talking about. The same Winry who almost knocked your head off with a fifty pound wrench!", a voice in my head yelled at me. Ever since that kiss last night I'd been thinking about her. I wished that Pinako hadn't walked in on us so that it would've lasted longer. "When did Winry become so…sexy?", I thought to myself not realizing that I had said it aloud. The expression on Winry's face was a mixture of shock, and utter surprise.
"I didn't mean to say that", I started but before I could finish her wrench connected with my head.
"OW Damn it Winry! That hurt!", I yelled and my hand went to my head.
Winry just stood there with her wrench in one hand staring at me. Until she just broke out laughing. Now it was my turn to stare at the beautiful blonde who was keeling over laughing.
"What the hells so funny? You almost gave me a concussion!", I yelled at her making her laugh even harder.
I grabbed Winry's arm with my only arm and pulled her to her feet has best I could with only one arm. Before I could stop myself I slapped her across the face.
"STOP LAUGHING!", I yelled at her.
Then I realized what I had just done to her and a wave of guilt washed over me.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what came over—",
Before I could finish Winry pressed her lips against mine, again taking me totally by surprise. Her lips were soft and tasted sweet. I felt my hand go to her waist and pull her closer to me has I kissed her back. Her arms were around my neck and she opened her mouth slightly and I felt her tongue brush against mine…
"Brother is Winry done fixing your automail yet?", Al's voice said from the top of the stairs.
We both pulled apart has Al's body clanked down the stairs. Luckily for us, by the time that Al made it down the stairs I was back in my chair and Winry was about to attach my arm.
"Actually I was just about to attach the new one", Winry said quickly.
My thoughts were still on that kiss even has Winry attached the new arm. For once, I didn't feel a thing. It was has if Winry and I were still kissing. "Get real, it was just another accident, it's probably the last time it'll ever happen", the voice in my head told me. "Then why did it seem like she wanted it to happen?", I countered. "Probably just her hormones", the voice answered. This conversation in my head went on until Winry was done attaching my automail.
"All done", Winry said snapping me out of my thoughts. "How does it feel?".
"It felt great, you're a real good kisser", I blurted out.
I covered my mouth with my hands. I definitely hadn't meant to say that.
"Um, thanks, I guess", Winry said.
I stood up and followed Winry up the stairs. I was glad I did, because she was wearing very short jean shorts. "Her legs are perfect", I thought to myself has we walked up the steps. "I wonder what the rest of her body's like".
"You know you never apologized for hitting me with your wrench", I said breaking the uncomfortable silence between us.
"Why should I apologize, you slapped me", Winry said turning around.
"Yeah but you hit me in the head first!", I said raising my voice.
"Well, you're a guy you can take it. You're not supposed to hit a girl!", Winry replied a hint of anger in her voice.
"So just because I'm a guy means that you can hit me over the head with a fifty pound wrench!", I said angrily.
"Sure, why not", Winry said sarcastically. "Besides, hitting midgets over the head is fun".
At this I snapped. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET YOU DUMB BLONDE!".
I started to chase her around the kitchen and she ran outside. I chased after her ignoring Al and Pinako. "When did she get so fast?", I thought to her has I ran to catch her.
"You'll never catch me midget", Winry taunted has she ran.
That only made me matter and I charged on after her. I was within arms reach of her now, I just needed a sudden burst of speed…
"You know, for a short guy you're pretty fast!", Winry taunted.
And that did it. I tackled Winry to the ground.
"Who are you calling short!", I yelled.
Winry rolled over and was laughing so hard that she was crying.
"It's so fun to piss you off", she said still laughing.
I was ontop of her, and my metal hand was on her bare thigh. If she noticed she didn't seem to care at all. "She's so beautiful", I thought to myself has I stared at her. Our eyes locked, and I could feel her breath on my face. The moment was perfect, I brought my lips closer to hers…
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Our lips met and I was surprised that he had kissed me. Not the other way around. I felt his metal hand rub against my thigh and a shock went through me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled his face closer to mine. His knee was in between my legs and it rubbed against my groin making me moan and also causing my lips to part. I felt his tongue enter my mouth and our tongues wrestled. When we finally pulled away it was only for breath, and when we went in for another kiss Al had caught up to us.
"I see you finally caught her", Al said.
Almost immediately Ed jumped off of me and stood up. I felt my cheeks start to turn the color of a tomato.
"Yep, I caught her", Ed said.
"For a midget you can sure run fast", I said jokingly.
Ed's face suddenly turned bright red and if looks could kill I'd be dead right now. Ed lunged at me again and I found myself on the ground again, but I wasn't going to let him be in control. I rolled over so that I was on top and he was under me. I suddenly became aware of something hard pressing against my groin and when I realized what it was my eyes widened. I suddenly had the urge to do stuff that wasn't exactly done in public places and I knew that I had to get off of him before I did. Only problem, he wouldn't let me.
"Ed, you have to let me go", I said trying to get off of him.
"Beg", Ed said grinning.
Ed's erection rubbed against my groin again and I heard myself moan. "You have no idea what you're doing to me do you?", I thought to myself. Again, I tried to get up off of Ed but he had a firm grip on my arms.
"Ed please let go of me", I said to him resisting the urge to moan.
"Say that your sorry for calling me short", Ed said.
"I'm sorry for calling you short now let me go", I said pulling away.
"Say that Ed is the greatest person you've ever met and you'd do anything for him", Ed said.
That was pushing it. I was definitely not going to say that to him while I was still alive.
"Ok, who's the one that's been fixing your automail? You know, I don't have to fix it for free. Better yet, I don't have to do it at all. What do you think of that?", I said to him.
Ed's eyes widened at the thought and his grip loosened on me and I jumped off of him. If he hadn't let go of me I'm sure I would've succumb to my hormones and lost my virginity then and there. "Oh come on, you know if you lose your virginity to anybody it's going to be Ed", the voice in my head told me. "Not now", I thought back.
"I came to tell you that lunch is ready", Al said.
I for once I was relieved that Al had interrupted us. Otherwise my hormones would've taken over me. "But you wanted that to happen didn't you Winry?", the voice said again. I didn't answer, because I knew it was true.
Greed: Well that was chapter two of the Pipsqueak and the Mechanic, I'll try to have the next chapter up by—
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK YOU POINTY HAIRED SHARP TOOTHED BASTARD?
Greed: If I wasn't still blind from that pepper spray I'd climb down there and kick your ass!
Ed: You suck!
Greed: According to Armstrong you're the one who 'sucks' if you catch my drift.
Ed: …We all know Armstrong full of shit.
Greed: Then explain the recording I found of you two on the internet? Whoever said big things came in small packages was lying.
-anger marks appear all over Ed's face and he transmutes his arm into a sword and stabs Greed twenty times-
Ed: Wait, Armstrong posted that video on the internet!
Greed: Whoa, hold on. I was just messing around with you, you mean you actually made a porno with Armstrong?
Ed: My life is ruined!
-Ed runs toward the window and jumps out not realizing it's only one story high and lands in a thorn bush-
Greed: …Oookay that was strange. I'm going to leave before the cops show up and ask why a midget is bleeding in a thornbush. Until I get back, please, feel free to review.
Greed