Greed: Welcome to chapter five of the Pipsqueak and the Mechanic!
Random guy: You SUCK!
-Greed glares at the guy and pulls out an Uzi, and then unloads onto the guys chest leaving a bloody mess-
Greed: Would anybody else like to make a negative comment about my story?
-Nobody answers-
Greed: Good, now I can get back to whatever the hell it was I was talking about.
-lights up some weed and takes a long puff-
Greed: Much better, anyway has I was saying, welcome to chapter five of the Pipsqueak and the Mechanic.
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SHORT YOU POINTY HAIRED BASTARD!
Greed: Here we go again
Ed: Why does everybody say I'm short? Just because I'm not has big has everybody else doesn't make me short!
Greed: Um, dude, you're the size of a kindergartner.
-anger marks start appearing all over Ed's face and steam starts coming out of his ears-
Ed: What did you say?
Greed: Look, either calm down and deal with it, or else I tell everybody reading this about what you did at Never Never Land with Mikey.
Ed: …………Greed: That's what I thought, now on with the story!
Chapter Five
A/N: Due to the fact that Ed is in a state of shock, the role of Ed will be played by Envy. Thank you, and enjoy the chapter.
I spent the rest of the day pretty much avoiding Ed has much has I could, even though I didn't want to. Besides, Granny was watching Ed like a hawk and he couldn't get time alone with me if he wanted to. But no matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop thinking about last night. "I never knew Ed was so good at pleasing a woman", I thought to myself.
"Winry", a voice said from behind me.
I turned around to see Al standing behind me. I half smiled at him.
"That's me", I said to him.
"I was just wondering, please don't get mad at me for asking but—",
"I promise I won't get made. Ask me whatever you want", I said to him reassuringly.
"DidyoureallyhavesexwithEd?", Al blurted.
"I didn't catch that, could you say it again?".
"Did you have sex with Ed", Al asked again.
I hesitated before slowly nodding my head yes, "yeah, I did".
There was an uncomfortable silence before one of us spoke again.
"Is that why Pinako was mad at you two?", Al asked.
"Was isn't the right word. I don't think she'll ever forgive me for what I did", I said suddenly feeling ashamed.
It was hard to hide things from Al, he seemed so innocent, like he was still a ten year old. But it made him easy to talk to, not like Ed, who'd start throwing a temper tantrum every time someone said anything remotely close to the word 'short'. "But still I love him", I thought to myself. "Wait a minute, love is a strong word. Sure we had sex, but, I don't love him do I?".
My mind went back to last night when Ed had told me he loved me, and I knew I loved him back. I missed the feeling of his lips against mine almost has much has I missed the feeling of having him inside me. I suddenly didn't care what Pinako had said. "So what if Granny said we couldn't be in the same room together, I don't care what she says", I thought to myself.
"Al", I said to him, "could you do me a big favor?".
Al looked at has if he was suspicious of what I wanted him to do for me.
"What kind of favor?".
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"This has got to be the worst thing she's ever done to me", I thought to myself. In order to keep me in her sight at all times, Pinako had decided to make me help her with all her chores. In other words, I was her slave.
"You missed a spot", she said to me pointing out a spot I had missed on the floor.
"Crazy old hag", I muttered to myself a little too loud.
I felt something hard smack against the back of my head and just knew it was going to leave a bruise.
"What was that for?", I yelled at her.
"You know very well what that was for Edward Elric!", Pinako scolded at me. "Maybe you should've thought of the consequences before you slept with my granddaughter!".
I knew she was right, even though was annoyed at her I knew she was right. "But still, that was the best night of my life", I thought to myself feeling my lips stretch into a smile.
"Pinako, um, could I talk to you about something?", Al said to the old woman.
"Ed, you're a terrible liar", I thought to myself. From the look of it, Pinako was thinking that same thing.
"Sure Al, what did you want to talk to me about?", Pinako asked him.
"It's kind of private, um, I'd rather talk about it without Ed around", Al said.
Pinako glared at me before turning back to Al. "What are you doing Al?", I thought to myself has he walked out of the room with Pinako. A few minutes after Pinako left Winry came into the room. Instantly I felt my pants getting tighter and I turned to leave the room, but she wouldn't let me.
"Where do you think you're going?", Winry said grabbing my arm.
"Winry you heard what Pinako said—", I never finished my sentence.
Winry pushed me into a wall pressed her lips firmly against mine. The urge to push her away was suddenly gone and I wrapped my arms around her waist. I wanted to make love to her then and there, but I pushed that thought out of my mind. "Don't want Pinako to castrate me", I thought to myself.
"Winry we can't do this", I said to her.
"Since when did you become a sucker for the rules?", she said to me.
"Winry what we did last night was a mistake", I said to her.
"Oh, so I'm a mistake now? Is that all I am to you Ed? A Mistake!", Winry yelled angrily at me.
"I didn't mean it like that—", before I could finish she slapped me across the face.
"What was that for?", I yelled angrily at her.
"Tell me what you told me last night", she said to me.
"Oh crap she must've heard me", I thought to myself.
"I don't know what your talking about", I lied.
Winry slapped me again. "I'm going to keep slapping you until you tell me".
"Tell you what?", I yelled at her. She slapped me again, harder this time.
"That you love me".
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Ed didn't say anything. I raised my hand to slap him but he grabbed my wrist. I raised my other hand to slap him but he grabbed it as well.
"I love you Ed", I said to him, "I love you so much".
I brought my face closer to his, and kissed him. Slowly and passionately. When we pulled apart Ed had let go of my wrists and his hands were on my hips. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled his face closer to mine. Before our lips touched, I heard him say the four magic words.
"I love you Winry".
Grandma walked back into the room has soon as our lips touched. But I didn't care. I wanted them to know how much I loved him. When we pulled apart I was breathless. I wanted to make love to him right there…
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I slept in Ed's bed that night. Grandma didn't know of course, she'd kill us if we found us. Ed's arms were wrapped protectively around me I moved closer to him. I felt safe in his arms, like nothing could hurt me.
The next morning I was awakened by the sun shining in my eyes. Reluctantly I opened my eyes and found myself staring at Ed. I smiled and kissed him lightly on the lips only to have him kiss me back with all the love and passion he had for me. I moaned has his kisses went to my neck.
"Ed, we have to get up", I said moaning.
"But this is so much more fun", he said kissing my collar bone.
"Maybe later", I whispered into his ear.
I got out of bed and walked back into my room so I could get dressed. I pulled on pair of jean shorts, and a green tanktop. Has I walked down the stairs I pulled my hair into a ponytail. Grandma was the only one in the kitchen when I got downstairs.
"Where's Ed and Al?", I asked her.
"Outside sparring", she replied.
I went outside, and sure enough, Ed and Al were outside sparring together. I sat down in the grass next to Den and watched. Even though Ed was small he put up a good fight. "No wonder his automail is always broken", I thought to myself smiling. Sometimes I found myself wishing that he'd damage it so that he'd come back to me. When he was done sparring he walked over to me and knelt down next to me.
"No wonder I always have to fix your automail", I said to him.
Ed smiled and put his hand on my waist and pressed his forehead against mine. He kissed me lightly on the lips.
"You know what day it is don't you?", he asked me.
"Yeah, it's Saturday", I said back to him.
"I have to go back to Central tomorrow morning".
My heart sank has did the expression on my face.
"Why can't you stay here with me?", I said has I hugged him.
"You know I want to, but I can't", he said back to me.
"Promise me one thing Ed", I said looking into his eyes.
"Anything".
"Promise me that you'll say goodbye this time".
Ed didn't say anything. He brought his face closer to mine and I closed my eyes has our lips touched…
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