Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the sin of avarice, the ultimate shield, GREED!
-loud applause has Greed walks onto the stage-
Greed: Thank you, thank you! You're too kind. Now shut the fuck up and sit down, let's get this over with.
Welcome back. Tonight, we announce the winners of our contest. In last place, we have Rinelde Asano, congratulations you just won 50 pounds of crack! Our second place winner is Blue Dragon 212, you won a whole lot of fucking heroine! And for our first place winner
-drumroll-
The one and only, NEO STRIFE! Congrats, you just won 100 POUNDS OF WEED MAN! And to all the motherfuckers who didn't win, but still wanted some drugs, whore yourselves out to one hundred fat bitches for $50 each and then go buy your own drugs.
Anyway, tonight you get to read chapter six, will their be boobs? Wait and find out on the Pipsqueak and the Mechanic.
A/N: Ed has come out of his state of shock and is currently locked in his home, with numerous members of the press all trying to get in, and a bunch of gay Ed fanguys standing in his front lawn.
Chapter Six
Our lips touched and I felt his love coarse through my body. I knew at that moment that I'd spend the rest of my life with this man. When we pulled apart he pulled me into a hug.
"I'll make you another promise", he whispered nibbling on my ear lightly.
"What's that?", I asked him.
"I'll remember to write this time".
I pulled away from him and looked him straight in the eye. "Edward Elric, actually writing to me?", I thought to myself in surprise.
"Edward Elric, are you telling the truth?", I asked him.
"Why wouldn't I?", he asked to me.
"Ed, the last time you wrote a letter to me was…never", I said matter of factly.
"Well then I guess I never had the right motivation…", he said running his hand up my leg.
I laughed and closed the gap between us. The kiss lasted only for a few seconds but seemed like five minutes.
"Think of that has a preview of what you'll get tonight", I said to him smiling.
We spent the rest of the afternoon outside. Most of it spent lying in the sun in Ed's arms. I wanted it to last forever, "stupid state military", I thought to myself. I didn't remember much of that, I think I dozed off…
"Winry", Ed said nudging me lightly.
"Five more minutes…", I drawled.
I felt a hand go in between my legs and I shot up. Ed had doubled over and was laughing hysterically.
"What was that for, 'shorty'?", I said to him.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!"
I shook my head, "really Ed, you should mature", I said has I walked towards the house.
Before I was even halfway to the house I felt Ed's arms pick me up and put me over his shoulder.
"Ed put me down!", I yelled at him.
"This is what you get for calling me short", he said grinning.
"Well at least if you drop me it won't be a long fall to the ground".
"I'm going to ignore that", Ed replied.
Ed put me down when we got to the house. For a short guy, he was pretty strong. I walked into the dining room where Al and Grandma were waiting for us. Ed walked over to the table and sat next to Al. The only empty seat left was across from Ed and next to Grandma. I took my seat at the table, it was unusually quiet tonight. I just wanted to get it over with and go upstairs…
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It was hard trying to eat and ignore the gazes I was sure I was getting from Pinako. "At least I have something to look forward to later tonight", I thought to myself and I couldn't help but grin.
"Something funny Edward?", Pinako asked me.
"Oh nothing, just remembering a joke I heard back at Central", I said quickly.
Pinako didn't press the issue but I saw Winry staring at me. There was a mischievous glint in her eyes. Suddenly I felt her foot in my groin and I had to do everything to keep from moaning. Winry smiled to herself has she continued to torture me from under the table. "If this is torture it sure feels good", I thought to myself has Winry massaged my manhood with her foot. I could hardly concentrate on what was going on around me it felt so great. Winry ate her food and acted has if she 'wasn't' jacking me off. I felt has if I was so hard that I could beat down Armstrong with my erection.
"Ed, are you alright?", Al asked me snapping me out of my trance.
"Yeah I'm fine Al", I replied quickly.
"You looked like you were in a trance or something", Al said.
"You have no idea", I thought to myself has Winry continued her ministrations. I wished dinner would end soon, because if it didn't, well, I'd just have to explain why my pants were stained. Luckily for me, dinner ended and I jumped up and ran into the bathroom to take care of my 'problem'.
When I came out of the bathroom Winry was the only person left in the living room.
"I hope you saved some for tonight", Winry said from her position on the couch.
"Oh trust me, I did", I said to her sitting down next to her on the couch and putting a hand on her waist.
Winry smiled and rested her forehead against mine. I had never thought about love or romance until a few days ago, and now, finding the philosophers stone didn't seem like such a big deal.
"Winry", I said to her.
"Yes?".
"If I gave up searching for the philosophers stone, would you care?", I asked her.
"If it meant that I could see you more, then no", she replied.
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That night I stayed up waiting for Ed. I had told him to wait an hour after everyone had gone to bed and then come into my room. I was getting impatient too, Ed left in the morning and before he did I wanted to give him the night of his life.
"Winry", Ed's voice said from behind me.
I jumped and turned around to see Ed come through the window.
"Ed, what are you doing coming through my window?", I asked him.
"Oh, I was just in the mood to climb up to your window", he replied walking over to the bed.
I sat up on the bed and took his hands in mine, and pulled him on top of me. He tucked a strand of hair behind my ear and kissed me. I felt his erection press against my groin and I moaned into his mouth. I felt his metal fingers run up my bare leg and under my nightgown. Ed broke the kiss and started planting kisses down me neck and on my collarbone. While he was doing this I slid my hands under his shirt. He slid the straps on my nightgown off of my shoulders revealing my breasts. Before Ed could do anything else I pulled his shirt over his head and kissed him.
When we broke apart Ed took one of my nipples into his mouth and started to suck. The feeling was electrifying, and it made me moan into the night…
-Meanwhile in a prison somewhere, Killa Pat is watching the Pispsqueak and the Mechanic on tv, and is pissed off!-
Killa Pat: Man what the fuck? That motherfucker Greed took over the damn label, and he stole my fucking idea for a story! I'ma gon' have to go beat the motherfuckers ass.
TV Announcer: And now a word from our sponsors!
Killa Pat: That motherfucker got the drug cartel to sponsor us! God dammit I've been tryin' to do that for months! Fuck you Greed! I'ma break outta this jail, I'ma hunt your ass down, and I'ma kill you motherfucker!
-At that moment, a big tough looking inmate named Bubba walks into the room-
Bubba: Down on your knees bitch!
Killa Pat: Man fuck your fat animates you dumb motherfucker
Bubba: So you wanna play rough huh? Fine, we'll play rough
-Bubba grabs Killa Pat and slams him on a table and then pulls down his pants-
Killa Pat: Hey man you know I was playin'. You don't need to shove your two inch animated cock up my ass.
Bubba: Oh I think I do.
Killa Pat: Hey man wait! Nooooooooo!
Winry moaned loudly has I came inside her. I was sure that the noise we had been making all night had kept everyone awake, but I didn't care. I looked at the clock, it was almost five in the morning. We'd been making love for the past five and half-hours.
"Aren't you tired yet?", I asked Winry.
"Not a bit", she replied.
"Well unlike you, I have a train to catch in about three hours", I replied pulling out of her.
Winry rolled over on her side to face me and I wrapped my arm around her.
"Do you have to go?", she asked.
"Yes", I said kissing her on the forehead. "I'll be sure to break my automail soon though".
Winry chuckled at my joke and nuzzled her face into my chest. Soon we had drifted off to sleep…
When I awoke the next morning Winry was still awake. I contemplated leaving but I decided to wait for Winry to wake up. When she finally did she yawned widely and tried to go back to sleep.
"Winry, time to get up", I said nudging her lightly.
"Five more minutes mommy", she moaned.
"I think I'll have some fun with this", I thought to myself. I ran my hand up her bare leg and into her private regions. I gently massaged her clit making her moan in her sleep.
"Ed…", she moaned.
"She must think she's dreaming", I thought to myself has I watched her. I pushed one of my fingers into her thinking that would wake her up, it didn't. "Either she's dead asleep or is faking it", I thought to myself has I pushed another finger into her. This time she opened an eye but quickly shut it.
"Wake up sleepy head", I said nibbling on her ear and removing my fingers from her.
"Finish", Winry said opening her eyes.
"Sorry, don't have time", I said to her.
I got out of bed and started to get dressed. Winry reluctantly got out of bed has well. Once we were dressed I went into the room that me and Al shared to get packed only to find that Pinako had already done it.
"Thanks", I said to her.
"Your welcome", she replied turning to leave the room.
I felt has if I should say something to her but the words wouldn't come out. I picked up my suitcase and walked down the stairs where everyone was waiting.
"Well we don't have all day", Pinako said, "we might as well get to the station before the train leaves".
The walk to the train station was uncomfortably silent. Winry and I walked side by side behind Al and Pinako. When we got to the station the train was just about to leave.
"I'm going to miss you Al", Winry said hugging him.
"You too Winry", Al replied.
Then Winry turned to me. I hugged her and whispered in her ear, "I'll write soon".
"You better", she replied.
I smiled and she kissed me. Her arms wrapped around my neck and I put my hands on her hips. We kissed for about a minute until the train whistle blew before we pulled apart.
"I love you", she said to me.
"I love you to", I replied.
I boarded the train with Al and sat down next to the window. Has the train pulled out of the station I watched Winry waving at me. Has the train made its way to Rizembol, I pulled out a piece of paper and a pencil, and started to write a letter.
-Outside the Sin of Avarice studio, Killa Pat is stealthfully sneaking into the building after shanking the security guard-
Killa Pat: Greed is gon' get his ass whooped
-Killa Pat goes backstage where Greed is wrapping up the chapter-
Greed: I'd like to thank, everybody who reviewed has well has--, oh, thank you.
-A woman in the audience hands Greed a bouqet of flowers-
Woman: I love you Greed!
Greed: They're beautiful, thanks a bunch. Anyway, I'll try to have the next chapter up has soon has possible…
-Greed continues on not realizing that Killa Pat is sneaking up behind him with a metal baseball bat in his hands-
Greed: And to the winners of our contest, please, always smoke or inject responsibly and—
-Killa Pat starts beating Greed senseless with the bat much to the horror of the audience until Greed brings up his shield and takes the bat away-
Greed: Killa what the fuck you doin' outta jail?
Killa Pat: I want my show back you dumbass motherfucka
Next chapter, stand off between Greed and Killa Pat!