A/N- last chapter everyone! Sad I know but I lack motivation/reviews/creativity. Anyways please enjoy, and there's a hint of twincest and kinky stuff in here so just a warning, this is the love hotel chapter after all. OMG almost forgot my shoutout to ronin! and it was your idea! thank you ronin!

Disclaimer- I do not own these characters, but I do own manga and whips so yay me!

Without realizing what the hell was going on, Hikaru found himself in a hotel room. And what's more, Kaoru wasn't with him! Not that they needed hotel rooms before but just randomly showing up in one with Haruhi on a bright sunshiny day after the rain was really kind of random. And this is where things got a little OOC(yay ff term). So they got to what couples do at a love hotel...they played pranks on room service, and jumped on the bed, then ordered mountain dew and played slap jack( Haruhi won, but Hikaru had better aim when they threw choco-pudding water balloons out the window onto peoples heads) after mud wrestling in the spa, it was time to make that step. Yay last step. Slowly and gently, Hikaru initiated a kiss, sweet yet passionate. Haruhi let Hikaru's hand run down her sides, then run down her back as he pulled her closer to him. Then, just when Haruhi was beginning to get the whole ecstasy thing, Hikaru stopped. So, Haruhi pushed herself closer to him, if that were possible, blew in his ear before licking it, trying to encourage him, but then he pulled away. Hikaru got up looking very flustered, muttering sissy crap about "wrong"and "cheating" and stuff. Haruhi resorted to the evil eye.

"Look" Hikaru started, no longer able to hide the gay accent, " I know we were together and everything, and it was going well, but...I have someone, what do I do about Kaoru? We need each other" and more whiny stuff that annoyed Haruhi. Regrettably she got up, turned and faced Hikaru, with all the sentiment and understanding Hikaru hoped for, and then it was gone. Just like that and aggressive warrior seemed to have taken over her body, and no she was not channeling again(AN-I did say only in that one paragraph). Just like that Haruhi threw a now frightened Hikaru down on the floor, probably braking some kind of bone and pounced on him. Then she lifted herself up slightly and looked deep into his big Asian eyes(though not as huge as hers),

"You listen mister! This is Shoujo! I'm the main character and everyone wants my affections while I play clueless got it! That's how shoujo works! Later on I screw my first love and we all live happily ever after, well guess what, you're here, the rooms paid for and I'm not waiting for Hatori Bisco to chose for me, let's go." Oh Hikaru tried to protest, he yelled and squirmed, but that only got him tied up, and whipped. Before he was just going to get raped, now its s&m kinky rape. Either way it's rape, and if there's anything we've learned from anime its that rape is a good thing, so in the long run this is only helping out their relationship.

Unfortunately, right when Haruhi was increasing the bondage(yay chastity belts and nipple grips!) for round two or three or whatever, and Hikaru was desperately trying to slit his wrist through the leather straps with a Swiss army knife(they come in handy) Host Club Rescue Hikaru from Haruhi Mission Game came bursting through the door (I couldn't hold them back any long). In an instant the club was frozen, jaw dropped and everything. After they thawed out some the three that don't really contribute to the series much (you know who, Hunny rocks) just turned and left, respectfully respecting the privacy of two totally OOC characters. I think Tamaki just died, yeah pretty I saw the little soul thing floating away and Kaoru...quickly rushed over to his poor twin. He pulled Hikaru away from Haruhi and closer to him and despite being turned on by the great usage of bondage, went right into concerned brother mode.

"Hikaru, Hikaru are you ok?" was naturally the first thing he asked him, while stroking his back. Hikaru looked into his brothers eyes and nodded, "then, Haruhi" Kaoru turned his attention towards miss master, holding up her whip and cuffs " can I borrow these sometime?" Haruhi was stunned,

"You mean you don't have your own?"

"No, I wasn't sure how he'd take it, but now that I know..."

"Got it. fine, but let me borrow him too sometime ok? Like afternoons?"

"Ok we'll work out a schedule, hey maybe we could try a threesome once."

And that is how The Double H-K Spankdatass S&M club was born. It can still be found to this day down on the corner of Fifth and Charles. What happened to the people I've spent four chapters talking about? Well, they've been living in sin for almost eight days now, and what a beautiful eight days it's been. Oh and all that love shit as well.

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A/N-AUGH! My chapters are sooo short I'm sorry! Anyways, doesn't matter because this concludes my Natural Love story, which has run away from its title and original purpose. Still if I get lot's of reviews I may write another story, maybe a nice twincest one, twincest rocks, anyways, off to pretend I've never written this. Thanks to all those who've read and esp to those who've reviewed/put on alert