Kila Pat: Welcome back to the Pipsqueak and the Mechanic y'all! This chapter 9 in case y'all motherfuckas can't count. To all you dirty south rap fans and rap fans in general, go pick up Pastor Troy's new album, Stay Tru. This album da shit!

Greed: Can we talk about something related to the story?

Killa Pat: Oh yeah, Armstrongdamus is here to answer some questions from you reviewers.

NightMiko: Why is Winry such a Tomboy?

Armstrongdamus: Winry Rockbell is such a tomboy, because she was born, Walter Rockbell, and had a sexchange at age ten.

C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only: Umm... Armstrongdamus, what's Dante and Envy's "problem" with other ppl? R they crazy or something?

Armstrongdamus: Dante and Envy's problem with other people are two separate things. Dante's problem with other people, stems from the fact that her mother was a whore, and her father was a gay prostitute who molested her, known to most has Michael Jackson.

Envy's problem with other people, stems from the fact that he is a crazy motherfucker…and he's a transvestite.

Killa Pat: There you have it people. Winry's really some gay motherfucker named Walter, Dante was screwed by Michael Jackson, and Envy's just fucked up.

And by the way, check out my other FMA stories.

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Now on with the story!

Chapter Nine

The train slowed has it pulled into the station at Rizembol. I picked up my suitcase and stood up, Al did the same. We got off the train and walked down the road that led to Walters, oops, I mean Winrys house. "Walter Rockbell, that was great", I thought to myself then stopped in my tracks. "Wait, if she had a sex change, then that means that I fucked a guy!", I thought to myself horrified.

"But I'm gay so it's all good", I said aloud and continued walking.

"B-brother", Al said shocked, "are you really gay?".

"I never said I was gay what are you talking about Al?", I asked him turning around.

"Yes you did, just now", Al said.

My jaw dropped when I realized what I had just said and I ran the rest of the way to Winrys house. I stopped when I came to her front door and quickly composed myself. I knocked on the door and Winry answered it.

"Ed!", she said happily embracing me.

"Wa-Winry, it's good to see you", I said pecking her on the lips.

"Did you just call me Walter?", she asked me.

"Who?", I asked her.

"Nevermind", Winry replied. "So how's it going?", she asked me.

"Fine", I said to her, "how have things been for you?".

"Everythings going great now that you're here", Winry said wrapping her arms around my neck.

I put my hands on her waist and kissed her. Winry returned the kiss and I slipped my tongue into her mouth. When we pulled apart I kissed her on her forehead.

"I love you", I said to her.

She smiled and a tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear.

"When do you have to leave again?", she asked me.

"Tomorrow", I said to her.

Her face fell and I put two fingers under her chin and tilted her head up to face me.

"But not until tomorrow afternoon", I said to her.

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I smiled when he said those words. "That means he's all mine until then", I thought to myself has I hugged him. He hugged me back and that was how Al found us.

"Hi Al", I said to him.

"Hello Winry", he said to me, "how are things going with the automail business?".

"Pretty good", I replied.

At that time Grandma called us in for lunch. We went inside and sat down at the table. Grandma didn't seem to care anymore if Ed and I sat next to each other. For lunch we had grilled cheese sandwiches. After lunch we decided to go down by the river and go swimming. We walked down to the river hand in hand.

Once we were at the river I took off my shirt and pants, leaving me in my bra and panties. Ed took off his clothes except for his boxers and I turned around to walk into the water. Suddenly I felt a pair of arms around me and the next thing I new I was under water.

"Edward Elric how dare you!", I yelled at him when I resurfaced.

Ed laughed and splashed me lightly has he got into the water with me. I swam over to him and before he could do anything about it dunked him.

"Now where even", I said to him smiling when he came up.

"You're going to pay for that", he said lunging at me.

For the next half an hour we played in the water. That is, until I hit Ed a little too hard and he started crying. Of course he denied the whole thing but we got out anyway. Ed laid down on the beach and I laid down next to him. He wrapped his arm around me and pulled my closer to him.

"Ed", I said to him, "do you wanna…", my voice trailed off has I put my hand on his leg.

"Only if you want to", he whispered into my ear nibbling on it and causing me to moan.

I nodded my head and he kissed me. I parted my lips slightly and I felt his tongue enter my mouth and I moaned. I felt his hands slide up my legs and go into my panties. I moaned has his fingers massaged my clit. I wanted to do the same to him.

I pulled down his boxers revealing his cock. I took it in my hand and started to pump him. Ed seemed a little surprise and I continued to pleasure him.

"Lie on your back", I said to him.

He did has he was told, and it made it easier for me to jack him off. I took his cock into my mouth and started to suck, making him moan. I licked the length of his shaft and took him into my mouth once again, only to have him come inside my mouth. Surprised I swallowed his seed in one big gulp.

"Your turn", Ed said to me.

Ed rolled over so that he was on top and started to remove my bra. He kissed me passionately and his kisses trailed down my neck to my collar bone. He gently pinched one of my nipples and I moaned loudly. He kissed both my nipples and trailed his kisses down to my bellybutton. Ed then pulled my panties, which were by now soaking wet, off me.

Ed kissed my clit and I moaned softly. I felt something wet enter me and realized that it was Ed's tongue.

"Ed'', I moaned.

Ed wriggled his tongue around inside me and I put my hand on his head, telling him to continue. I arched my back in pleasure and it wasn't long before I came.

"Ready?", he asked me.

I nodded my head. I felt Ed's cock push into me and I moaned. Once Ed was fully inside me he didn't hesitate to start his thrusts. I tilted my neck back giving Ed access to my neck. Has Ed's thrusts got faster my moans got louder, and so did the pleasure.

"Winry, I'm going to—"

Ed didn't get a chance to finish his sentence. Because at that moment he came inside me.

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We got dressed and headed back to the house hand in hand. It was late and we had missed dinner. Everyone was asleep so we walked silently into Winrys bedroom.

"Stay with me tonight", Winry said to me, "please".

"I will", I said to her kissing her forehead.

Winry undressed and got her nightgown on. I stripped down to my boxers and crawled into bed with her. I wrapped my arms around Winrys waist.

"Good night Winry", I said to her.

"Night Ed", she said back, "I love you".

"I love you to".

That was the last thing I said, before I drifted off to sleep…

Killa Pat: Another chapter done. Now press the fucking submit review button before I blow NightMiko's balls off with my .45.

Greed: And don't forget to check out 'our' story, War. Right now it's three chappies long and it's got three reviews. So we need all of you to go check out that story and read and review every single chapter.

Killa Pat: Also, check out Scar and Lust: Together Forever. I want at least fifty reviews on it by the time I finish it. Peace out.

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