'Poor Hojo' randomness
Ok, this is a little one-shot of how much I pity Hojo.
minkX:
poor, poor Hojo, how I pity you.Hojo: why?
minkX:
because out of all the girls at your school you choose to have a
crush on Kagome, the only girl who doesn't like you.
Hojo: but
she's so wonderful and beautiful!
minkX:
well, maybe I can help you…I know a way you can get Kagome to like
you!
Hojo:
really! Thank you!
minkX:
now, all you have to do is…
A
few months later:
Inuyasha,
Kagome and the gang were walking along in a forest, suddenly;
"Kagome!"
Hojo yelled.
"Hojo?"
Kagome was totally confused.
"Kagome,
I have something for you." Hojo held out the remainder of the
Shikon Jewel shards.
"Huh?
How did you get these?"
Hojo
ignored Kagome's comment and continued, "and here," he knelt
down and presented Naraku's head on a silver platter, "I killed
Naraku for you."
Inuyasha:
hey…minkX!
minkX:
(suddenly appears) yes?
Inuyasha:
I thought you said you'd get rid of him?
minkX: how
was I to know he'd survive killing Naraku, but at least now Naraku
is dead.
Inuyasha:
you were supposed to kill him!
Kagome:
what?
Inuyasha:
ahh…nothing
Kagome:
were you trying to kill Hojo?
minkX: and
Kouga, but I couldn't kill Kouga, he's too cute, Hojo, on the
other hand, is rather annoying.
Hojo: but
I did what you told me to do! I killed Naraku and brought Kagome the
Shikon Jewel! Does she love me now?
Kagome:
what?
minkX: I
don't believe I said anything about her falling in love with
you, I said she'd like you more, maybe, possibly…anyway,
Inuyasha! You owe me big time! You will do whatever I tell you to do
for the rest of your life!
Inuyasha:
no way!
minkX: in
return I will get rid of 2 more of your competitors!
Inuyasha:
alright
Kagome:
for me? Inuyasha! That's so sweet!
minkX:
yeah, he's just traded hundreds of years of his life for me to find
a mate for Kouga and get Sango and Miroku together.
Inuyasha:
huh?
minkX: and
for a small price I will get rid of a third competitor too.
Inuyasha:
how much and who?
minkX:
never mind about who, simply my price…does my sesshy- I mean does
Sesshomaru like me?
Inuyasha:
how should I know? And what's with 'my sesshy'
minkX:
MINE!
Inuyasha:
wtf?
Kagome&Sango:
giggling like crazy
minkX:
paranoid are you trying to steal my sesshy?
Sesshomaru:
who?
minkX:
Sesshomaru!
Hojo: who?
Kagome:
Hojo, go back to your own time.
Hojo: not
until you love me!
minkX: he
really is psychotic!
Hojo: huh?
minkX:
never mind, just be good and do what she tells you to do
Hojo: will
that make her like me? hyper
minkX:
yes, yes it will.
Hojo: then
goodbye, Kagome goes back to his own time
Sesshomaru:
who was that?...anyway, who's sesshy?
Inuyasha:
points to minkX her's
minkX:
Kagome!
Kagome:
nod SIT BOY!
SMASH!
Inuyasha:
oww…
Sesshomaru:
why were you calling me your sesshy?
minkX:
MINE!...wops, sorry, reflex.
Sesshomaru:
you strange mortal about to leave
minkX:
hey! Who you callin' mortal?
Sesshomaru:
you are not human?
minkX:
well…not really…but I ain't mortal!
Sesshomaru:
really?
minkX:
yes, really. And I have been meaning to ask you…do I look alright?
does a few poses
Sesshomaru:
um…
minkX: or
do I look better like this? changes hair from black to silver
Sesshomaru:
I guess…
Miroku: I
think you do!
Sango:
pervert!
SLAP!
Sango:
come on! drags Miroku away by the ear, Kagome and Inuyasha follow
minkX:
anyway, now that they are gone…can I be your mate?
Sesshomaru:
huh? Why?
minkX:
pout but I'm perfect for you! changes looks to match sesshy
sesshy:
fine, if you must
minkX:
yay! Ok, how did this fic go so off-track? It was meant to be about
how dumb Hojo is, oh well!
Sesshy:
huh?
minkX:
never mind! grabs sesshy's arm and skips off into the sunset